Hey fellow prisoners it's been a while hehe. And no... I am not dead... although I should be telling that to myself. I am sorry for the lack of updates once again but is it just me or has nobody been updating recently 0.o...
Anyways, my god...DAK IS MAD!! But I'll rant after this chapter. Anywz, I had never typed so many replies to reviews in my life before haha…I guess I really suck at explaining things since a TON of ppl didn't get the physics thing. That's ok...glad you liked the last chapter. My biggest hit! Lol, hope this one will be too. Alright, here I go before I go hysterical out of madness.
"Hey." He called gently, bending down once again until their nose barely touched.
She didn't move nor blush. But hell, her heart was pounding like mad.
"I brought you the past; will you fall for me now?"
And for a moment, she thought she was going to say yes...
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Sakura just stood there staring into Sasuke's deep eyes as their foreheads leaned against each other for support. His smirking lips were just a few inches from hers and her legs buckled as his arms started to enclose around her waist. She felt her lips quiver and her mind whirl. Should she say yes and fall for this guy? That would mean she would be giving up everything she stood up for.
But her current situation was just so tempting. She was a human after all. Humans can sin...maybe I should just...it wouldn't hurt me right?...
She felt her eyes starting to droop down as Sasuke slowly pulled her in.
Maybe...maybe I...nobody will know right?...
They were so close, their hot breathing gently tapping each other on their anticipating mouths, and the scene...the scene...gentle warm breezes enwrapping them as they stood amidst the rustling golden meadow under the soft moonlight. Everything was perfect. Like a movie.
It will just be a small kiss...nothing big...it won't mean anything,
Her hands traveled up his torso and around his neck. She was scared shitless, it was her first time kissing a guy...it was wrong...he was a playboy but...it just felt so right.
She leaned in.
Sasuke smirked as the chick in front of him lost control and kissed him. He had won his game. As God of Sex, there was no woman he can't win over. Gotcha Haruno...
Inner Sakura: Think again!
He frowned instantly as his lips met plain air where Sakura's lips were supposed to be. Instead of feeling lip contact, he felt a soft sweet peck on his smooth cheek and the warm body in his arms pull away from him.
"It takes a lot more than that to make me fall in love! Especially with someone like you!"
Sasuke couldn't help but growl in frustration and surprise as his maid laughed and skipped her way towards his car. Regaining his cool with a smirk, he followed after her with more interest than before. Dang, she really had me going...
"So you like to play hard huh?" He asked coolly as they got into the car.
"Not hard Uchiha. I like to play smart. Only idiots would ever fall for you hehe. I know your game." She said matter-of-factly.
"Oh? Just don't take it back when you fall for me in the end."
"Pshh, as if!" Sakura scowled. "Although, I admit...what you did back there with the stars and all earned you some brownie points."
"Heh, I would think me letting you kiss my sacred cheeks would earn me some brownie points." He teased and as expected, her face turned red. "I bet you never kissed anyone before."
"Y-You wish bastard! And that kiss was just a sign of thanks dimwit!"
"Sure."
"Damnit, now I'm pissed again...this means no more brownie points for you."
"Whatever."
-xXx-
"Ohhhhhhhh my god!! That was soo sweet! I wish a guy would do that for me!" Ino gushed.
"Ha! If it was a sweet, loyal, caring, not-playboyish guy that doesn't suffer from S.U.E (Super Uchiha Ego)...then I would be gushing too! But the fact that oh-so-fortunate-me just had a salty-
"The opposite of sweet isn't salty...its sour... that's why they invented the Sweet and Sour Sauce. Lovely things by the way."
"Ino!! Can you PLEASE stay on topic?"
"Ok. God damnit, I just chipped my nail."
"..."
-Beep- -Beep- -Beep-
"Sakura? Hello? You there? FOREHEAD GIRL?! Ackkkk, she hanged up on me! That bitch!"
-Ringgggg-
Ino picks up her phone.
"You bitch!"
"Hehe...I finallyyyy got your attention."
"Yeah, yeah whatever'now what happened next?"
"Say I love Sakura, the best person in the world, and then I'll continue my story entitled A crappy Day and A fucked up Life of Haruno Sakura."
"You bitch."
-xXx-
The Uchiha Mansion
"Sasuke, it's all your fault."
"What, what did I do?" Sasuke retorted defensively. The last prank he did on her was like weeks ago. And mind you, it was an awesome prank.
"Banana won't talk to me!" Sakura whined grabbing her hair.
"Oh. That again." He rolled his eyes and went back shooting his basketball. "I told you already, it's not my fault that she's jealous of you."
"Can't you just love her?!"
"Oh that's easy for you to say." He stopped shooting halfway and looked at her with slight annoyance. Didn't she know he was already having a hard (YET) fun time trying to win her over?! "So you want me to love a fruit?!"
"For the last time Mr. Ignorant...She is NOT a fruit! She is a human being! My roommate! One of YOUR maids!" Sakura cried in frustration. This just sucks. Up to now, Banana, her only friend in this mansion was still ignoring her.
"Yeah whatever. You're asking me to do the impossible."
"Can't you just try?"
"Like hell. I mean if-" Sasuke suddenly smirked as he noticed Sakura pacing by his bed. "If..."
"If what?!" She pressed.
"If she was hot like Karin or…" He roughly shoved the b-ball in his hands towards his maid causing her to yelp and collapse on his bed in attempt to catch it.
"...o-or..." Sakura gulped, backing away towards his bedpost as Sasuke came nearer and nearer.
"Or..." He grinned darkly, overshadowing her body with his. "If you give me a kiss...then I might consider helping you."
"What?! No way!" She blurted and glared upwards at him. Sasuke however just shrugged and climbed off of her.
"Alright, your loss. You can't say it's my fault now cuz you see...I offered my help." He snickered making her feel guilty, "And you turned it down."
"You bastard!" Sakura growled throwing his basketball at him. I'LL KILL HIM!
She was just about to get up to strangle him when a knock from the door came interrupting her.
"What?" Sasuke said loudly as they heard Mina's voice on the other side of the door.
"Sir, Miss Karin is here."
"What?!"
Sakura's eyes widened too as her ears and inner bitch-radar picked up the word Karin. Both she and Sasuke scowled as Sasuke quickly went over to his closet and got out her other worst enemy. The wig.
She knew the drill...as long as a stranger or Karin comes inside the mansion; she had to wear the wig until they leave. "This sucks."
"You shouldn't be complaining." Sasuke looked warily at her and exited the door. Sakura sighed and hastily put on her wig, following after. He was right, she did pity him for having to put up with a bitch like Karin...but then again...she didn't know why he was putting up with her in the first place because he effing refused to tell her why.
So...her sympathies quickly disappeared like a smoke. Plus she still didn't get why he was making her wear a wig every time a stranger comes although... it did was sort relieve her because then, people won't see her weird pink hair. But anyways... Die bastard die! She cackled inwardly as she went downstairs to meet the monster. Upon meeting Miss Bitch Number 1, Sakura realized that Karin had totally forgotten about her and still treated her like crap.
Not that she was surprised. Crap always happens to me...
"Sasuke-babe!! How come you never called me when you said you would call?" She whined in a baby voice tugging at his arm.
"Cuz I was busy."
"Really? But I just heard from your maids that you were playing basketball."
Damn…
"Did they now?" Sasuke shot venomous glares at his other maids causing them to whimper in fear and delight. Hallelujiah! Master Sasuke had finally noticed them!
Inner Sakura: Cheh, fembots.
"Well whatever, let's go drink some coffee." Sasuke slightly curved up his lips naturally and led his girlfriend to the lounging room by the waist with a bored Sakura following after.
"You know babe, the HS banquet is coming up next month...any plans on what to do after?"
"Karin, the banquet is next month which means there's still a month to decide on what to do after."
"But it wouldn't hurt to plan it right—"
"Excuse me, your coffee."
Sakura's jaw dropped as soon as she saw the maid that brought the coffee in - quite on the contrary of Sasuke who had his attention focused on his girlfriend before him. But heck she was even about to scream out in delight. Bananaaaaa!!... Banana gave her a quick tired look before bowing down her head and preparing to exit.
"Sasuke, who is that? Seriously, doesn't your maid have any manners at all? Interrupting me like that!"
"I-I'm sorry Miss..." The poor maid bowed again apologetically. Sakura just looked at Karin in anger, but the star didn't seem to notice.
"Seriously babe, who does the recruiting in your household? How come they always pick the ugly shitty ones? Look at her glasses...those are so last century and that red hair! It looks hideous and unwashed unlike mine. Even if your household management can't teach them how to serve properly...at least tell them to pick ones that looks clea-"
"Shut up bitch."
Sasuke, hearing the low angry hiss, snapped his head in Sakura's direction. Sure Karin was being a bitch at the moment, but it wasn't her first time witnessing Karin like this. So why the sudden outburst? Thinking quickly and thoughtfully, he looked back at the tearful girl who had just brought them coffee and suddenly realized this redhead was Sakura's notorious dear friend Banana.
"What...did you say?"
Oh shit...Sasuke returned his gaze back at his girlfriend again who looked extremely pissed off at the moment. Sakura, you better shut up and not cause me any trouble...
"I said oh-holy-one, shut the fuck up bitch." Sakura said defiantly and crossed her arms. Sasuke just mentally slapped himself on the forehead. Great, if he was lucky enough...Karin won't make him fire her.
"Sasuke, I want this fag fired!"
Oh great...He rolled his eyes. More trouble...
"And I want this lousy redhead fired too!"
"What?! You can't fire her! She did nothing to you!" Sakura exclaimed angrily and balled up her fists.
"Her ugliness makes me want to puke already and you call that nothing? YOU there, what's your name?" Karin turned towards the shaking girl.
"B-B-Banana..." The maid croaked with hot round tears streaming down her freckled face.
"Banana?! What kind of a name is that?! You know...I once heard a story about this Aboriginal girl who had three brothers. So this girl was like to her mother, "Mom, why is big brother called Thunderstorm?" And her mother replied, "Because we had him during a thunderstorm." And then the girl asked her mother again, "Mom, why is second brother called Tornado?" And her mother replied, "Because we had him during a Tornado." And then the girl asked her mother for the final time, "Mom why is little brother called Hail?" By now, the mother was very annoyed at her daughter and answered, "Because we had him during a hail storm dear. Why do you ask Broken Plastic?"
Sakura gawked at Karin as she finished her joke with a haughty snicker. "Don't tell me your parents had you under the banana tree!"
Banana, who finally couldn't take it anymore, just let out a loud sob and ran out of the room.
"And you!" Karin turned over to Sakura, "What might your name be? Orange?"
"Definitely not bitch unlike someone in front of me!" She spat and ran after Banana.
"WHA-"
"Karin, go home now." Sasuke sighed standing up.
"What?! How can you say that?! You're not going to punish them after what those fags did to me?!" The girl stood up angrily.
"You weren't exactly very angelic yourself. Now go."
"But..."
"Karin." Sasuke growled and glared at the chick. His patience was slowly running out.
"Whatever. They better be fired when I come here next time." She snapped while grabbing her Gucci bag and stomped out the door.
"Whatever." He rolled his eyes and ran to Sakura's room. If his calculations were correct, they should be in there.
I-Catch v4.0: Physics class. Three snoring students plus one attentive boy with thick eyebrows plus one perverted teacher.
Today's lesson: vibrations.
"...So you see...as long as they move, they are technically vibrating. There are longitudinal waves which vibrate like when a woman shakes her booty and then there's the transverse wave which vibrates like when two naughty people of the opposite sex are on a bed at night –personally, I like transverse waves better because they have more feel- but moving on..."
"S-So Kakashi-sensei," The attentive boy with thick eyebrows asked, "Would you say that you are vibrating right now? Since you're moving?"
"I guess so. I did say that anything that moves is technically vibrating. Tehe, I'm vibrating." –Thinks naughty thoughts-
"Ah, I see...I think I actually get this now."
-Room suddenly starts to rumble- (Earthquake)
"Everybody DON'T MOVE! The earth is vibrating!"
-Snore-
"Damn right its vibrating kekeke...you have learned well Lee...unlike those three brats there..." Kakashi praised while looking warily at his Team 7.
Maid Sect
"Nana..." Sakura called as she opened the door to her room. As expected, Banana was sobbing like mad on her bed. "Ignore what that bitch said, she doesn't know what she was talking about."
"B-But it's true...I'm not beautiful like Miss Karin. I'm not smart and brave like you. I'm a lowlife nerd that nobody remembers."
"Psh, don't say that. I remember you. The only lowlife here is that stinkin' Uchiha and that bitch."
"D-Don't be like that towards M-Master, Sakura...especially when he's your lover."
"WHAT?!" Sakura cried out and stared widely at her roommate. You have got to be kidding me...is that what everyone thinks?!
"I'm sorry for ignoring you Sakura...I guess I was just j-jealous...since you were the one that said you hated Master Sasuke but in the end, you were the one that caught his eyes when me, the one who has been pursuing him for so long got totally ignored...but really, I-I'm happy for you. Master Sasuke has never kept a girl this long before."
"WHAT?!" She cried out again. Has Banana been blinded by jealousy or love or something?! "Listen you, I only caught that bastard's eyes because...well actually...I don't even know...BUT I WILL FIND OUT...ack, that's not the point...the thing is nothing...NOTHING happened between us ok? Absolutely nothing. So don't go on imagining those kind of things. Sasuke and I will never work out."
"Really?"
"Seriously. I can never love that guy even if someone threatened to kill me."
"I don't get it." Banana furrowed her eyebrows. How could anyone pass down on the Uchiha Sasuke?! "What's so bad about him?"
"Oh puh-lease... don't make me repeat myself again. He's arrogant, he's a jerk, he's rude, he doesn't care about other people, he's selfish, but most of all...he's a playboy! God, I don't even get why you like him so much! Nana dude...you can have him for all I care."
"Bu- Master Sasuke!" Banana jumped up in surprise as she suddenly noticed him by the door. Sakura quickly whipped around in fear to see if Sasuke was indeed by the door. D-Did he hear all of that?...
Sakura watched as Sasuke coolly walked past her without looking at her one bit. Oh shit...he's pissed...I can tell...he heard what I said...She felt colours drained from her face as guilt rushed up in place.
"So your name is Banana?" Sasuke asked gently as he ignored a gaping Sakura behind him.
"Y-Yes sir." The girl stammered and turned instantly pink.
Tch...too easy...He thought with boredom. Seeing the girl so easily wooed by him was no fun at all. So unlike Haruno...
"What a unique name Banana...I think it's rather cute." Sasuke smirked as the girl blushed even harder and looked down shyly.
Inner Sakura: 'I think it's rather cute'!! Please...that is SO fake! Even I can do better.
Sakura looked at her boss angrily as she saw his playboy nature rising again. But apparently, Banana was too flattered to notice that Sasuke was merely just playing with her.
"You know...if you take off your glasses," Sasuke said huskily taking off his maid's glasses. He didn't fail to notice Sakura trying to burn a hole on his back with her piercing glare. His smirk curved wider as he finished his sentence. "You would look so much cuter Banana."
Inner Sakura: -GAG-
"R-Really? Y-You think so Master?" Banana trembled in delight.
"Mhm. I'm sorry about Karin's behavior today... she... can be vicious sometimes."
Inner Sakura: -Cough- Liar! –Cough- You are so not sorry!
"I hope you don't mind Karin's sudden outburst Banana...don't worry I won't fire you. The most important thing to me is the welfare of my staff." Sasuke cringed inwardly at the corniness and wanted to punch himself for saying such a mushy line. But it couldn't be helped. These methods were most effective when dealing with girls like Banana.
"I-I don't mind at all sir. Its ok, I'm t-terribly sorry for interrupting Miss Karin today. I will reflect upon my mistakes and change for the better."
"Hn, if girls in this world could just be as appreciative as you are...then life would be so much more easier." Sasuke grinned and stood up. Hey, there was some truth in what he said.
Inner Sakura: Life would be so much more easier MY ASS Uchiha.
"Be a good girl for me now ok? See yah." He bid goodbye seductive and exited without even looking at Sakura. Somehow, she found this heavily intimidating and somewhat disappointed (to her surprise) that Sasuke had ignored her completely.
"Sakura! Sakura! Did you see that?! I talked to Master Sasuke for the first time!" I can't believe it! I actually talked to him and he was soo sweet to me too! No guy has ever been this sweet to me before!"
"Yes Nana, he was being real sweet. I think I'm going to take a shower now." Sakura forced a smile and exited quickly with her night clothes. It was useless talking to a lovesick Banana at a time like this. But whatever makes her happy... she had more important things to do anyway.
1) Take a shower.
2) Pay that damn Uchiha a visit.
Fin
Ehehe...boring chapter...but I promise the next will be filled with more fluff haha...bear with me. Oh, and I dunno how that physics I-Catch thing or Karin's little joke got so horny. Ehehehe... sorry if I disturbed anyone of you. (PS, I am sorry if I offended any Aboriginal readers out there...I truely didn't mean it...I just found the joke amusing that's all. Kudos to you.) ANYWAYS...it is now time for DAK to RANT! Why am I so mad? Why am I so mad?!
(Spoilers involved...so just skip to the review button if you don't like spoilers :D)
AHHHH!! Have you seen the latest Naruto chapter 412?! OMG!! WTF was Kishi thinking?! Karen looked like she had a fudging orgasm when Sasuke bit her!! And the part where I find even more ridiculous is...Sasuke FUHKIN said "Oh, you saved me Karin." WTH!! Just WTH!! Now all those SasuKar fans are going to make a big deal out of that scene!! –Angry- Yes...as you can see...I made Karen OOC quite a bit but I don't care now. I'm sad because the thing is, SasuSaku fans are like...diminishing bit by bit. Yes readers, consider my inspiration BACK! (Temporary). And you know what makes me pissed as well? NaruSasu...omgg... I don't even know where to start. On deviantart...all I see are well drawn NaruSasu and NONE of SasuSaku. –Pissed off-
WHERE'S THE LOVE?!
Yes. I am done with my rant now. If I have a magic carpet right now, I would fly all the way to Japan and strangle Kishi until he writes in his manga SASUKE AND NARUTO ARE NOT GAY! Gahhh...I want my Saku vs Kar showdown where Sakura kicks Karen's little pretty ass T.T
Ok, I'll shut up now...enjoy the chapter. And while you're at it please review hehe. Next update is: LTN. Yes...I think I put that off for quite a while now. The next Maid chapter will come pretty soon as well if Kishi angers me anymore. Lol, I don't know if that's good or bad...but ciao for now!
Thanks for the kudos from last chapter!
Re-edited on December 25, 2008