Here's the second chapter. Just as a real quick summary, the guys see Tsunade's car. What'll happen next? Read and find out.
Disclaimer:I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
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The next day, the guys are aimlessly walking around. They walk by the Hokage Tower and see Tsunade's car outside.
Kiba strolls up to the car casually and peers in. He sees that it is unlocked and the keys are inside the ignition.
He calls over to the guys, "Hey guys come here. The keys are in the car. We should take it for a spin."
Naruto excitedly says, "yeah! Let's go!" He runs up to the car and opens the door.
Chouji says, "I get the front. I'm the biggest."
"Yeah tubby."
Chouji stiffened. "What did you say Sai?"
"Uh… Nothing."
"I didn't think so."
Everyone else laughed.
Neji, being so precise and all, looked at the seatbelts. "No we can't go."
"And why not?" Kiba asked angrily.
"Because there're only five seatbelts and six of us."
"How do you know they're called seatbelts?"
"Stupid. There's a seat with a belt. Take a wild guess at how I figured that out."
Shikamaru shook his head and said, "You're such a party-pooper," and walked to the car, opened the door and slid in on the left side of the backseat.
Sai slid in next. Naruto followed Sai. They both looked at Neji expectantly. There was a little space on the left.
Kiba looked at him. "Getting in? Hyuga?"
"Yeah, yeah." Neji walked over to the right side, got in and shut the door.
Kiba got into the drivers seat.
Kiba turned the key downward and nothing happened. "He he. I knew that would happen."
He turned the key upward and the car roared to life.
"He he. Let's go." He turned the wheel and nothing happened.
Kiba looked around. "What the hell? Why aren't we going anywhere?"
Neji, being the smart guy, said, "Maybe because we're in park."
"How the hell do you know these things?"
"He he. I just do."
Shikamaru leaned forward and looked over at Neji. "Seriously, how do you know?"
Neji sighed. "My uncle bought one a week ago. I've learned how to drive one."
Kiba huffed and asked, "Why the hell don't you drive?"
"Fine. Get out."
"Fine." Kiba and Neji got out and switched seats.
"Crap Kiba! You're too big!"
"Shut up Naruto!"
"Your elbow's elbowing me!"
"Shut up and let me get situated!"
"Will you two shut up and let me drive?"
"Screw you Neji!"
After about 5 minutes…
"Everyone, finally seated right?"
"Yes Neji," Kiba said sarcastically.
"Inuzuka, I will kick you out."
Kiba made a face but didn't say anything.
Neji took the car off park and the car shot out.
"Damn Hyuga! Be careful!"
"Yeah I thought you were the expert."
"I am Naruto except… I wasn't prepared to go that fast."
"Can I turn on the radio?"
"Chouji. You're in the front. You can if you wanted to."
"Oh right. Thanks Shika."
"Growl."
"I know you hate that name but you're name is to long." (I agree.)
"I'm going to sleep."
"No! Not before you help me with the radio. There's too many buttons."
"UGH!"
"Help me!"
"Fine! Click the freakin' button that says power."
"Thanks Shika!"
"Growl!"
"He he." Chouji clicked the power button and… If You Wanna Be My Lover by The Spice Girls started playing.
Neji actually stopped the car when the song came on.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the radio.
"What… the hell… are we listening to?"
"You forget this is Tsunade's, a girl, car. Kiba, it is natural for her to be listening to this." Shika said, matter-of-factly.
"But not for us."
"Please change it! My head's gong to explode!"
"Stop being so dramatic Kiba!"
"If you like it Naruto, don't make me listen to it."
"Change the song Chouji."
"With pleasure Sai."
The next song on the cd was I Will Survive by Donna Summers.
The car stopped and Neji shouted, "Throw that cd out!!"
"We can't! It's Tsunade's! She'll know we stole the car!" Chouji shouted back.
"Then change the f*** in song!"
Chouji changed the song and Genie in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera (?) came on.
At first no one could tell what the song was. When she started singing though, Shika shouted, "Next!"
"No I like the video."
"The video's not playing Kiba!"
"But I can remember it when the song's playing."
"No! Change it!"
The next song on the cd was I Won't Say (I'm In Love) by the Cheetah Girls.
"I just watched that movie."
"What movie would that is, Naruto?"
"It's from Hercules stupid Shika."
"Shut up. Next."
The next song was The Boy is Mine by Brandy and Monica.
Again no one said anything at first. But when the words started…
"Change the damn song. I feel gay!"
"Yes change the song!"
"Go for it."
Chouji changed the song.
I've got Nerve by Hannah Montana.
"Oh. Hell. No."
"Next!"
"Why?"
"Sai shut the hell up."
The song was changed and…
"I'm coming out/ I want the world to know/ Got to let it show…"
"Someone shot me!!!"
"Change the damn song!!"
"Forget it, toss the damn cd out! I can't take it anymore!"
"The gayest song ever!!!!!"
"This is wrong."
"I'm changing it."
Next up was Fergalicious by Fergie.
"Oh! Snaps! This is my song!"
"Neji change the song."
"Chouji please stop dancing. We realize this is your song and all but we don't have enough room for this."
"Fine." Chouji changed the song and Damaged by Danity Kane came on.
"oh sh**! This is the song!"
"Kiba, stop moving! You're really staring to annoy me."
"Fine. But don't change the song."
"Chouji please change the song. Kiba's starting to tick me off." Shika shook his head.
Chouji changed the song and No One by Alicia Keys came on.
"Don't change this."
"Not going to."
"Now this is the song."
"Hell yeah."
"Tsunade finally picked a good song."
"I've heard better,"
"Shut up Sai!" and Naruto elbowed him in the ribs.
Shika said, "Change the song."
"Why?"
"So this way we know what other songs are on there."
"Okay, okay." Chouji changed the song and Bootylicious by Destiny's Child came on.
"I like this song."
Everyone looked at Sai. Naruto asked, "Why?"
"Because every time I hear this song, I think about girls shaking it."
"Okay change the song before Jabba leaves his hut."
"Too late."
"Change the damn song!"
"Righto." Chouji changed the song and Toxic by Brittany Spears came on.
"Next!" they all shouted in unison.
The next song was Lip-gloss by Lil Mama.
"Oh crap! Change the song this is-"
"My song!"
"Naruto! No dancing!"
"But this is my jam!"
"This song is annoying."
"Next."
Chouji changed the song -while Naruto pleads for him not to- Like a Boy by Ciara came on.
"This is Sai's song."
"How do you know that?"
"Because then you'd know what it's like to be a guy."
Sai gave Naruto a deadpanned look. "Next."
The following song was Bubbly by Colbie Callait.
"Oh snaps."
"What Neji?"
"This is my song."
"WHAT?" all the boys screamed in unison.
Neji, big badass, Hyuga like a girlie song?"
"No. I like a relationship -something you've never had- song. At least mine isn't about being hurt over someone leaving you."
"Whatever. Next."
Chouji nodded and Dirty by Christina Aguilera came on.
"Oh sh**."
"What's wrong Shika?"
"This is my uh…"
"This is Shika's song?"
"Shut up."
"Why?"
"Temari." He looked off wistfully.
"Okay wow."
"Did she touch your penis?"
"Too far Sai. Too far."
Chouji changed the song and I Fell in Love With the DJ by Chenelle came on.
Sai said, "I'd love the DJ too if it was a she and she was hot."
Everyone agreed.
"Next."
Do You Believe in Life After Love by Cher.
Everyone stopped they were doing.
"Oh."
"My."
"God."
"Change."
"The."
"Damn."
"Song."
Survivor by Destiny's Child.
"Next."
"No! I like this song."
"You freakin' weirdo."
"Shut up."
"Kiba, just stop being weird."
"He can't do that. He's a weirdo."
Kiba made a face and sulked a little.
Say My Name by Destiny's Child.
"I want a sexy girl to say my name."
"Sai. Again too far."
"What's next?"
Chouji changed the song and the cd started over again.
Sorry to the guys in the story. My ideas are so horrible for them. Also, this is one guy's, my brother's, opinion on girlie songs. Songs that are so girlie, they are gay for guys to hear. tell me what you think. Rate/review/comment for me gracias (thanks)