Here's chapter 4. I didn't have a plan when I started typing it so just bare with it and try to enjoy.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR CHARACTERS. But the idea is mine.

Also a quick recap, Neji, Shikamaru, Naruto, Kiba, Sai and Chouji are in Tsunade's car. Which they stole. They're listening to the cd in the car and they start singing and dancing when… they hit something. Enjoy.

"We hit something."

Everyone shouted, "NO SH** SHERLOCK!!!!!!!!!!"

Neji being the calm collected one picked his head up from the airbag. He said to no one in particular, "I'll go see what we hit."

Kiba got all scared. "No!!!! What if it's dead? What if its head is gone? What if- Augh!!!!!"

A loud bang! Came from the front of the car.

Everyone turned into little girls.

Chouji and Neji were hanging on to each other. Naruto and Kiba were hanging onto each other with eyes closed, praying. "Oh please don't kill us! Please don't kill us! Please! I beg you!!"

Even Sai and Shikamaru were scared. Shikamaru's lip quivered and he looked like he wanted to cry.

Sai had his eyes closed and kept muttering, "If I can't see it, it can't see me and kill me."

Neji pulled away from Chouji with disgust written on his face. He couldn't believe he acted so scared.

Neji looked out of the windshield at the ting there. It had white hair and stood about 6 feet off the ground. His attire consisted of a red vest type thing and an army green long sleeved baggy suit. He looked familiar.

Naruto looked at him and Shouted, "That's the dirty pervert!!"

Kiba's eyes widened and screamed, "Oh God! He knows Tsunade! He'll rat us out! Oh God! We're so DEAD!!!"

Neji's eyes widened. He couldn't get in trouble with Tsunade because she'd tell his uncle and the next thing you know, he'd be screwed over. Again.

Neji slammed his foot onto the gas pedal and Jiraya flew over the car.

"Oh God!!!! He flew over!! Why the hell didn't he roll under?!?!?!"

"Because we're so f***in close to the ground, he wouldn't fit!!!"

"Tsunade will kill us when she finds out."

"Shut up Sai. We don't need to worry about that now."

Neji continued to drive while everyone else tried not to panic.

Meanwhile, on the street…

Jiraya looked up at the sky. He said to no one in particular, "I only spied on her once. That does not mean she can go and hit me like that."

Everyone rode in silence. The only sound came from the radio. It was the Cheetah Girl's version of I Won't Say I'm In Love.

V.1]
If there's a prize for rotten judgment
I guess I've already
won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history -- been there done that

[Chorus intro1]
Who'd ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of

"What was that movie about?"

Naruto looked up at the roof exasperated. "Kiba. The title says it all. Hercules. It's obviously about Hercules."

Kiba elbowed Naruto in the side. "Shut up idiot. I didn't remember what it was. Anyways this song is good for a boyfriend girlfriend type thing."

[Chorus]
(Shoop Shoop)
No chance, No way
I won't say it, no, no
You swoon, you sigh, why deny it, uh-oh
It's too cliché
I won't say I'm in love

[V.2]
I thought my heart had learned it's lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming, "get a grip, girl!
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out"
Oh

[Chorus intro2]
You keep on denying
who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, were not buying
Hon, we saw you hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
that ya got, got, got it bad

"Oh yeah. This song just screams boyfriend girlfriend love."

Kiba looked down at Shikamaru. "No need to be sarcastic. I was just saying that-"

"The song's message is that she won't say she loves a guy. And you know what? That guy doesn't want to know. Because he's afraid of commitment."

"Nice Choj. Just rated us all out."

"Speak for yourself ok. I happen to like it when I'm told 'I love you.' It makes me feel special."

Kiba looked out the window confused. "Who tells you 'I love you', Sai?"

Sai looked at Kiba with contempt on his face. "Shut up. Someone has."

"Yeah your right hand."

"Shut up Naruto!"

Chorus...
No chance, no way,
I won't say it, no, no
Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
(your in love your in love)

You're doin' flips, read our lips:
you're in love
You're way off base, I won't say it
Get off my case, I won't say I'm in love
I wont say it no no I wont say it

[real soft and smooth]
At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love

As the song ended, Neji said, "It actually is a pretty song."

Shikamaru said, "True."

That Boy is Mine by Brandy and Monica came on and they all relaxed again. They relaxed enough to sing and dance again. Well, to be exact, Kiba and Naruto sang to each other.

[Brandy] Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute
[Monica] Uh huh, sure, you know you look kinda familiar

[Brandy] Yeah, you do too but, hmm
I just wanted to know do you know
somebody named you
you know his name

[Monica] Oh, yeah definitely, I know his name

[Brandy] I just wanted to let you know, he's mine

[Monica] Uh,no, no he's mine

Sai watched them. He said, "You guys are acting like a bunch of girls."

Naruto and Kiba glared at him. "Shut up."

[Chorus 1]
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

[Brandy]
I think it's time we got this straight
Let's sit and talk, face to face
There is no way you could mistake him, for your man
Are you insane

[Monica]
See I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
Cause you're blind if you can't see
That his love is all in me

[Brandy]
See I tried to hesitate
I didn't want to say, what he told me
He said, without me
He couldn't make it through the day
Ain't that a shame

"I don't feel gay this time."

"I know! It's weird."

[Monica]
And maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna change something that's so good
All of my love was all it took

[chorus]
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

[Monica]
Must you do the things you do
Keep on acting like a fool
You need to know, it's me not you
And if you didn't know it, girl it's true

Neji acted so girlie sometimes. He was swinging his head making his hair swing. He was pretending the wheel was another girl/guy.

Neji stopped the car so people could cross the street.

Outside the car, Gaara and Kankuro, who had just gotten into town, watched as the guys danced inside the car. Especially how they seemed to have a synchronized boob pop going on. They even heard the song they were singing and dancing to.

[Brandy]
I think that you should realize
And try to understand, why
He is a part of my life
I know it's killing you inside

[Monica]
You can say what you wanna say
What we have, you can't take
From the truth, you can't escape
I can tell the real, from the fake

[Brandy]
When will you get the picture
You're the past, I'm the future
Get away, it's my time to shine
If you didn't know, the boy is mine

[chorus]

[Monica]
You can't destroy this love I've found
Your silly games, I won't allow
The boy is mine, without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel

[Brandy]
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
This special place that's in my heart
Cause he was my love, right from the start

Kankuro was holding his breath so he didn't laugh out loud and even Gaara was smiling. The guys in the car were so odd.

Kankuro, who managed to control his laughter, said to Gaara, "Let's mess with them. It'd be too easy."

[Chorus 2 xs]

[Brandy] He belongs to me [sang in chorus]
[Monica] the boy is mine, not yours [after chorus]
[Monica] Not yours
[Brandy] But mine
[Monica] Not yours
[Brandy] But mine
[Monica] Not yours
[Brandy] But mine

I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

The guys in the car were dancing and listening to the song and they didn't hear anything else. At least, not until pounding could be heard on both sides of the car.

They screamed like girls.

Wow. They just can't catch a break. Everyone seems to want to mess with them today. Wonder what'll happen next. (no really. I seriously wonder what will happen next. Also, Temari is there, she'll just show up later. Also if you think something's wrong, let me know. I had to add something else to my note but I forgot. Also, this was completely unplanned. I felt so bad for leaving some people who favorited alone with nothing for a long time that I felt that I should make it up to them and you. And I did by making two chapters. Hope you enjoyed. Please review, comment, fav rate, alert, anything really and I will appreciate it. (Sorry for a long note.) Gracias for the support and stuff. (thanks for…)