Author's Note- Thank you everyone for your kind reviews again! I love you all- pops party poppers in celebration... sorry got a bit excited then. Anyway- here is next chapter, hope you like it even though the "What is going on in Abby's flat" thing isn't as interesting as you might have hoped (sorry!). suggestions for pen-names still welcome as well as suggestions for whole story in general. It's all good people, all good. (wow that was random). Ok I'll stop rambling now and get on with it. Again will update on request. If you don't like and don't review well... And chocolate still on offer for reviews... oh bum colour change thing didn't work... okay take no notice of footnote at bottom of last chapter cos i did change some of it to different colours but it didn't work soooo...

Disclaimer- Unfortunately I don't own primeval or any of the characters because if I did I would be putting the programme on all year round instead of 6 or 7 poxy episodes in JANUARY!! Which is sadly still another four months away... oh sad sad world, but at least there will be 10 episodes this time...

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BambooFreak has changed his/her name to GAYLORD

Abee: HA HA HA!! Lol

NOT NORMAL: Huh?

Hart. Stephen Hart: I knew it!

GAYLORD: I AM NOT GAY!!

Hart. Stephen Hart: Course not...

GAYLORD: I'm not!

Hart. Stephen Hart: Well what's with the name then?

GAYLORD: Abby took my Empire Strikes Back Special Features DVD with the Directors Commentaries on it and said she'd snap it in half if I didn't change my name to... you know.

Hart. Stephen Hart: LOL! Good one Abby!

Abee: Thanks

Abee: Now you change your name to Dirty Perv

Hart. Stephen Hart: Erm... NO

Abee: Go on

Hart. Stephen Hart: NO

Abee: I'll erm...

Hart. Stephen Hart: You'll what?

Abee: Do something.

Hart. Stephen Hart: What do you mean?

Abee: As in: if you do change your name I'll be nice to you.



Hart. Stephen Hart: And if I don't?? ;)

Abee: Are you flirting with me?

Hart. Stephen Hart: No!

NOT NORMAL: Yh right.

GAYLORD: Now who's the dirty perv?

GAYLORD: Oh yeah! Stephen! Lol

Abee: It's not THAT funny Connor. If you don't change your name I'll think of something evil to do.

Hart. Stephen Hart: I'll reason with you...

Abee: Go on...

Hart. Stephen Hart: In a private conversation.

Abee: Okay. Adding you now...

Abee and Hart. Stephen Hart. have entered a private conversation.

GAYLORD: And then there were 2.

NOT NORMAL: LOL

GAYLORD: It's not that funny...

NOT NORMAL: I was laughing at your name.

GAYLORD: Shut up. I don't want a broken DVD.

NOT NORMAL: Would she really do that?

GAYLORD: YES!!

NOT NORMAL: What do you think she and Stephen are talking about?

GAYLORD: Abby will be threatening him. And she'll win.

NOT NORMAL: Yeah. LOL

GAYLORD: Do you think she'd notice if I changed my name??

NOT NORMAL: Yes

GAYLORD has changed his/her name to Microwave

NOT NORMAL: Microwave?

Microwave: Yup. First thing I see thing. Other then Abby. Well, if I named myself the first thing I looked at I'd have to change my name by deed poll.

NOT NORMAL: What to?

Microwave: Abby's bum.

NOT NORMAL: Surprisingly... I can see where you're coming from...



Microwave: Back off.

NIOT NORMAL: I'm not interested Connor. She's just got a nice bum.

Microwave: Can we change the subject?

NOT NORMAL: To??

Microwave: Change your name.

NOT NORMAL has changed his/her name to GETLOSTCONNOR

Microwave: Ha ha... that was a joke, right??

(Inside Private chat room)

Abee: Change it.

Hart. Stephen Hart: Why? (puts on innocent look)

Abee: It ain't gonna wash with me. Just do it. Please?

Hart. Stephen Hart: What do I get outta it?

Abee: Anything.

Hart. Stephen Hart: Hmm...

Abee: What?

Hart. Stephen Hart: Just thinking.

Abee: Well... hurry up.

Hart. Stephen Hart: A kiss?

Abee: What?? (censored)

Hart. Stephen Hart: Or not...

Hart. Stephen Hart: I was only joking anyway...

Abee: Suure... lemme think about it...

(Back outside private conversation)

GETLOSTCONNOR: So what was the eyelash thing with Stephen? Now that Abby can't stop you.

Microwave: Well... my name was Abby, yeah?

GETLOSTCONNOR: Yeah...

Microwave: I was taking the mick outta the huge crush she has on Stephen.

GETLOSTCONNOR: I see

Microwave: HAD. I mean had.

GETLOSTCONNOR: Looking over your shoulder?

Microwave: No but she's still got my DVD!



Microwave: I never told you, yeah?

Microwave: Please?

Microwave: Cutter?

(Inside private conversation)

Abee: I suppose I could stretch to a kiss...

Hart. Stephen Hart: Really?

Abee: Maybe

Hart. Stephen Hart: Well, I was only joking so I don't really care...

Abee: I'll hold you to that.

Hart. Stephen Hart: What are you changing yours to?

Abee: Dunno. Change yours.

Hart. Stephen Hart: sigh

Hart. Stephen Hart. Has changed his name to Dirty Perv

Dirty Perv: Happy now??

Abee: Yes, yes, yes! Thank you! :D I love you Stephen!

Dirty Perv: That's okay. Why does it mean so much to you anyway?

Abee: It just does. Its funny lol

Dirty Perv: Ok. Now you've got to change your name to whatever I want you to.

Abee: Stephen...

Dirty Perv: What?

Abee: So is this instead of the kiss?

Abee: Or as well as?

Dirty Perv: Ummm... this is kinda awkward...

Abee: Talk about it over a drink?

Dirty Perv: Drink?

Abee: Yeah, as in drink at pub drink. You know- the sort you drink type of drink?

Dirty Perv: I do know what a drink is Abby!

Abee: Really? So you just pretend to be thick sometimes?

Dirty Perv: Yeah... What? No. NO

Abee: LOL

Dirty Perv: Ha ha. Not funny.



Abee: LOL. Again.

Dirty Perv: So what you mean drink?

Abee: As in drink. Later. You. Me. Pub round corner.

Dirty Perv: OK. When?

Abee: Whenever. If you're late, you buy first three rounds.

Dirty Perv: WHAT? But I don't even know what time I'm supposed to be there!

Abee: LOL

Dirty Perv: Time?

Abee: OK. Ummm... tonight? 8 ish?

Dirty Perv: Yeah. That's fine.

Abee: As long as we're not interrupted by an anomaly...

Dirty Perv: Oh and Abby?

Abee: Yeah?

Dirty perv: Make sure Connor stays at home.

Abee: LOL. I will.

Dirty perv: Is this a "just good friends" drink?

Abee: Maybe. Or that kiss might be involved... and a few more thrown in for good measure...

Dirty perv: Change your name then.

Abee: What to?

Dirty Perv: How about: "Mrs Hart"?

Abee: Now let's not get TOO presumptuous...

Abee has changed his/her name to Mrs Hart

Mrs Hart: (

Dirty Perv: You know you like it really...

Mrs Hart: Maybe

Dirty Perv: Shall we go back to the others now and actually invite Jenny in??

Mrs Hart: Good idea.

Dirty Perv and Mrs Hart have re-joined the conversation

GETLOSTCONNOR: So she did it then? You gave in?

Dirty Perv: yeah. I had to

Microwave: Mrs Hart?



GETLOSTCONNOR: WTF?

Microwave: Ummm... Cutter swore..

GETLOSTCONNOR: No I didn't. WTF stands for "Who Told Frank?"

Microwave: Ohh...

Microwave: Who's Frank?

Mrs Hart: LOL

Mrs Hart: Connor! You've changed your name!

Microwave: I know he has. What an idiot.

Mrs Hart: Connor, I know that's you.

Microwave: No I'm Cutter.

Mrs Hart: Course- Cutter's really gonna change his name to Microwave and you're really gonna change your name to get lost Connor- cool name by the way Nick. I totally agree.

Microwave: Damn! I knew I should've gone for something more conspicuous!

Mrs Hart: Oh for God's sake! Just add Jenny!

GETLOSTCONNOR: Wait a second!

GETLOSTCONNOR has changed his/her name to Insert Name Here

Insert Name Here: Okay. Go on then Connor.

Microwave: I'm on it...

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Jenny will come into next chapter I promise. And about the smileys- Microsoft word changes smileys into strange boxes so I had to use signs for eyes instead of colons.

And sorry about the disappointing end of cliffhanger- I know you probably expected better then Abby stealing Connor's DVD- bit of an anti-climax...

Chocolate still going for those that are good at reviewing and suggesting (hint, hint)...

Still reviews for updates. Got four reviews on last chapter so far- that is so good people-keep it up!

Ooh! I've just realised that I've done all of my LOLs in capitals this chapter! Sorry random...