Doctor Who Christmas Carols Chapter 13: Doctor the Time Lord, a doctor who fanfic

Thanks for the reviews, Dr. Who Nut, TheMacUnleashed, and Winnie Conway!!!!

Note: After this chapter, I have two more planned. I hope to post one tomorrow, then the last on Christmas day.

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Doctor, the Time Lord

(To the tune of "Frosty, the Snowman")

Doctor the Time Lord was a dark and brooding soul

With a screwdriver and psychic paper

And two Gallifreyan eyes

Doctor the Time Lord is a fairy tale they say

He regenerates and has two hearts

Say companions who've seen it, hey

There sure was Time Lord science in that

Police box they found

For when they entered into it

They were all quite in wonder

Doctor the Time Lord

Miserable as he could be

But his companions got him to laugh

And play just the same as you and me

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Look at Doctor go

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With the TARDIS in show

Doctor the Time Lord knew

That Jack was hot that day

So he said

"Let's run and

we'll have some fun

going around town shirtless."

Down to the villiage

With broomsticks between their legs

Flying here and there all

Around the square singing

Shag me if you can

They flew right down the streets of town

Right to the traffic cop

And they only paused in the air once when

They heard him holler "Stop!"

For Doctor the Time Lord

Had to hurry on his way

So he and Jack zipped right by

On their brooms

Right back into the TARDIS

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Look at those two go

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In the TARDIS with show