Author's Note- Sorry it's taken soooo long to update this- I had major writer's block and have been kinda busy on other stories... And ummm... yeh. Short authors note this time cos don't have much to say (hmm makes a change...) thanks to polly p. (my bmfl) :D, lil critter 16 (bestest 2nd cousin), GPR and Xanthiae for their kind emails and reviews and all others that have messaged and reviewed (you know who you are) will do personal thank yous at the end- if I ever finish it that is...

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JennyisSINGLE:D has been added to the conversation

JennyisSINGLE:D: Umm... who are you?

Insert Name Here: You're single??

Insert Name Here: Oh yeh, sorry. You did tell me. Short term memory loss...

JennyisSINGLE:D: ...

Dirty Perv: You do not have short term memory loss!

JennyisSINGLE:D: Dirty perv?? OMG, who are you?

Microwave: lol

Mrs Hart: I'm staying out of this.

Insert Name Here: Shut UP!

Dirty Perv: Ummm...

Insert Name Here: Hey Jen.

JennyisSINGLE:D: okay. You've had your joke. Now please just tell me who you are.

Mrs Hart: It's Abby.

Microwave: Ah, ABBY!

JennyisSINGLE:D: Abby?

Mrs Hart: Yeah, you know: As in Abby Maitland. Work Abby anomaly (just a few key words)

JennyisSINGLE:D: Oh that Abby.

Mrs Hart: Why? How many other Abbys do you know?

JennyisSINGLE:D: Ummm... none.

Mrs Hart: ...

JennyisSINGLE:D: Oh no, wait! One.

Insert Name Here: Abby- you completely ruined it! Am I allowed to fire you?

Mrs Hart: NO!

Mrs Hart: Fire Connor first. If you fire me it would be the first bet he's ever won against me!

JennyisSINGLE:D: So, which one of you is the dirty perv??

Mrs Hart: Actually we don't know him...

Dirty Perv: Yes you do!

JennyisSINGLE:D: Abby, why are you called Mrs Hart?

Mrs Hart: Arrangement with the dirty perv.

Microwave: Ewww...

Mrs Hart: Not like that!

Microwave: Course not (wink) do you two wanna be left alone??

Dirty Perv: Connor.

Microwave: yep?

Dirty Perv: you should put your amazing (but thick... hmm- amazingly thick?) mind to something a little more constructive then the sort of things Abby and I get up to.

Mrs Hart: That sounds even worse.

Dirty Perv: okay. Connor- use your brain for better stuff then you do already okay? Because what Abby and I do is not suitable for little kids like you.

Microwave: Hey! I'm not a kid!

Mrs Hart: Stephen... can you please make it not sound so dodgy?

Dirty Perv: Just use your brain for something more constructive.

Microwave: You sound like my Mum.

Mrs Hart: Lol

Microwave: Scratch that- you sound like Abby.

Mrs Hart: Hey!

Insert Name here: does anyone have anything better to talk about?

JennyisSINGLE:D: Has anyone ever tried coleslaw with marmite?

Insert Name Here: What? Marmite?

JennyisSINGLE:D: Yeah, it's nice.

Insert Name Here: What the hell are you on Jenny?

JennyisSINGLE:D: Coleslaw and marmite.

Insert Name Here: I should've seen that coming.

Dirty Perv: I'm sorry but that's just odd- coleslaw is bad enough without marmite!

Microwave: Mmm... marmite is nice!

Mrs Hart: No... I'm with Stephen on this one.

Microwave: Can I try some of your concoction Jenny?

JennyisSINGLE:D: Sure. I'll save you some. And bring it to the next anomaly site.

Dirty Perv: We can use it to warn hungry dinosaurs off- they won't touch us! Good thinking Jenny!

Mrs Hart: Lmao

JennyisSINGLE:D: I wanna change my name. Getting bored of that one- it makes me look desperate.

JennyisSINGLE:D has changed his/her name to Jenny L.

Insert Name Here: That's a bit boring. Look at our wonderfully imaginative names!

Jenny L: Like Microwave?

Insert Name Here: Excluding Connor.

Microwave: Hey!

Jenny L.: And Dirty Perv?

Insert Name Here: Well... they're more imaginative then yours.

Jenny L.: Fine.

Jenny L. Has changed his/her name to Lil Miss Normal

Lil Miss Normal: Happy now?

Mrs Hart: That is such a cool name! I want it!

Lil Miss Normal: Yeah, but I'm more normal then you.

Mrs Hart: Thanks, but I think you'll find that I'm more normal then the other three put together.

Lil Miss Normal: True.

Dirty Perv: Can I change mine now, Abby?

Mrs Hart: Nope.

Dirty Perv: Aah! Why not?

Mrs Hart: A promise is a promise, Stephen.

Dirty Perv: Damn!

Microwave: Just change it anyway.

Mrs Hart: Don't Stephen! Or our deal is... umm off.

Insert Name Here: What did you persuade him with anyway Abby?

Mrs Hart: Erm...

Dirty Perv: it's a secret.

Microwave: Do you want me to move out? So he can move in??

Lil Miss Normal: You have an incredibly sick mind.

Mrs Hart: You should've seen what they were saying before you came.

Microwave: What was that?

Mrs Hart: the stripping thing.

Lil Miss Normal: What?

Mrs Hart: Long story.

Microwave: Oh, yeah... Well, that was mostly Stephen.

Dirty Perv: No it wasn't!

Microwave: Well, I'm proud of my sick mind.

Insert Name Here: Well, you shouldn't be.

Microwave: Well, I am so there!

Mrs Hart: That is so childish!

Dirty Perv: :)

Insert Name Here: What's that for?

Dirty Perv: I'm just happy.

Lil Miss Normal: Hey Connor?

Microwave: What now?

Lil Miss Normal: Star Wars is just starting on the telly.

Microwave: really? How come I didn't know that? Bye guys- duty calls.

Microwave has signed out

Mrs Hart: Wow. Connor didn't know that Star Wars is on- he must be ill.

Lil Miss Normal: It's not.

Insert Name Here: Huh?

Lil Miss Normal: I just wanted to get rid of him for a bit.

Mrs Hart: Lol

Dirty Perv: Lol

Mrs Hart: Not for long- he's already cursing you Jenny- watch out.

Gonna Kill Jenny has signed in

Lil Miss Normal: Actually it might be tomorrow... or yesterday...

Gonna Kill Jenny: Or next Tuesday?

Lil Miss Normal: Yeh, that might be it...

Gonna Kill Jenny: Stephen?

Dirty Perv: Yes?

Gonna Kill Jenny: Are you still happy?

Dirty Perv: Yeah, why?

Gonna Kill Jenny: Can I have a gun?

Dirty Perv: No

Insert Name Here: No.

Mrs Hart: Aah- NO!!

Gonna Kill Jenny: Damn. Well, it was worth a try. What was the aah for?

Mrs Hart: Can't you remember the last couple of times you held guns??

Gonna Kill Jenny: Oh yeah...

Mrs Hart: Yeah?

Gonna Kill Jenny: I'll be more careful this time! I won't shoot you or evil guys in lion costumes...

Mrs Hart: No... but I'd put money on you shooting Jenny.

Gonna Kill Jenny has changed his/her name to #1 GEEK

#1GEEK: No I wouldn't.

Mrs Hart: Or an innocent randomer...

#1GEEK: Or a dinosaur...

Mrs Hart: No... you usually miss.

Dirty Perv: Lol

#1GEEK: If you'd just let me have one...

Dirty Perv: Connor?

#1GEEK: Yeah?

Dirty Perv: Not in a million years.

#1GEEK: You got my hopes up then... sulking in corner

Dirty Perv: Soo...

#1GEEK: Wait!

Dirty Perv: What now?

#1GEEK: Can I have a pistol?

Dirty Perv: Let me get this straight. We will never give you any type of firearm, weapon or object that could potentially cause harm to someone else...

#1GEEK: Or me. Whatever.

Dirty Perv: Actually I wasn't going to say or you because I wouldn't really mind if you shot yourself.

Insert Name Here: I'll second that.

Lil Miss Normal: Third.

Mrs Hart: Fourth. And Rex is fifth.

#1GEEK: Thanks a lot guys. goes back to corner to sulk

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That was quite a long chapter. Right I have Cadbury's chocolate for reviewers... hint, hint Thanks for reading it and (hopefully ) reviewing.