"I find that rather unbelievable." Severus scanned the room, relieved he couldn't spy Flitwick.
"It certainly livens dull parties."
"It will if I suddenly have the urge to empty the contents of my stomach upon your shoes, Miss Granger." Severus all but crossed his arms.
"Alright, if it's not the best drink you've ever had, I won't speak to you for a month."
Severus took the glass and sipped.
Hermione smirked. "Feel any different, Professor?"
"I have no desire to kiss any House Elves, if that's what you're asking, Granger." No, it wasn't the House Elves he suddenly found appealing…