A/N- I know I said that I would carry on in the morning and I will but I decided that, as it is Christmas, I will add a festive chapter in between. If it is not Christmas when you are reading you are welcome to skip this chapter because it is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. Sorry :D Merry Christmas!!!
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Turkeys rule: Do you know what I think?
*ABBYNESS*: What do you think, Connor?
Turkeys rule: I think that we should go carol singing :D
*ABBYNESS*: Er why?
Turkeys rule: Cos… it's Christmas.
Turkeys rule: How bout it?
*ABBYNESS*: How bout no?
Turkeys rule: I thought it was a good idea.
*ABBYNESS*: You thought that putting tinsel in the microwave would be a good idea.
Turkeys rule: I thought that it would make it more shiny…
I've_blocked_my_chimney: has signed in.
*ABBYNESS*: But it didn't, did it?
*ABBYNESS*: Hi Stephen!
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Er, hey.
Turkeys rule: No.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: What didn't what?
Turkeys rule: The tinsel didn't go shiny.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: What the hell are you on Connor?
Turkeys rule: CHRISTMAS!!!
*ABBYNESS*: Oh gods.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: What didn't go shiny?
Turkeys rule: Tinsel.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Why?
*ABBYNESS*: Connor put tinsel in the microwave.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Why?
*ABBYNESS*: *shrug*
Turkeys rule: Cos I thought it would be shiny!!!
I've_blocked_my_chimney: And was it?
Turkeys rule: Well, kinda.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: How can something be kinda shiny?
Turkeys rule: It erm…
I've_blocked_my_chimney: It what?
Turkeys rule: Well, it kinda caught fire.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: It caught fire?
Turkeys rule: Yep
*ABBYNESS*: He still owes me a new microwave. Idiot.
Turkeys rule: And you owe me some tinsel.
*ABBYNESS*: What?
Turkeys rule: You owe me tinsel.
*ABBYNESS*: No I bloody well don't!
*ABBYNESS*: You were stupid enough to put it in there!
Turkeys rule: But it caught fire.
*ABBYNESS*: And that's my fault?
Turkeys rule: Yes.
*ABBYNESS*: I think I'm missing something here.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Guys?
Turkeys rule: Yep?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Why are we even having this conversation?
Turkeys rule: Will you come Christmas carolling with me?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: What?
Turkeys rule: Well?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: No, Connor.
Turkeys rule: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…
*ABBYNESS*: WTF?
Turkeys rule: It's a Christmas song
Turkeys rule: Called the Christmas song
*ABBYNESS*: I know, but why did you randomly say it?
Turkeys rule: I dunno
Turkeys rule: I felt like it?
Big_RED_Suit has signed in
Big_RED_Suit: Howdy folks
*ABBYNESS*: Er… howdy…
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Hey
Turkeys rule: Snow is falling… All around me! Children playing, having fun!
*ABBYNESS*: Shut it Connor.
Turkeys rule: I'm just being festive!
*ABBYNESS*: And I'm just telling you to shut the hell up!
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Guys…
*ABBYNESS*: What?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Can you stop arguing please?
Turkeys rule: IT'S CHRISTMAAAAS!!!!!
Big_RED_Suit: I see
Turkeys rule: Rocking around the Christmas tree…
*ABBYNESS*: Connor
Turkeys rule: Shutting, always shutting.
*ABBYNESS*: Suuure…
Big_RED_Suit: Look, do we have to split you guys up?
Turkeys rule: No
*ABBYNESS*: That might be nice
Big_RED_Suit: *rolls eyes* cos i don't have a wink for it
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
*ABBYNESS*: Connor!
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
*ABBYNESS*: Connor, seriously!
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
*ABBYNESS*: STOP IT!!!!
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
*ABBYNESS*: Connor… do you want me to come over there?
Turkeys rule has just sent a nudge
Turkeys rule: Yurp
Turkeys rule: :D
Big_RED_Suit: Jeez, I go to get a sandwich and my computer's going mad with that stupid nudge noise!!!!
*ABBYNESS*: That's Connor's fault
Big_RED_Suit: I realised.
Turkeys rule: You provoked me
*ABBYNESS*has sent a nudge
*ABBYNESS*: Hey!
*ABBYNESS*: How come it wont let me send a million and one nudges?
Turkeys rule: Haha!
Turkeys rule: Cos you don't know the cheat!
*ABBYNESS*: Cheat?
Turkeys rule: Sure, you have to go on google and type something… but i forgotted what…
*ABBYNESS*: That's helpful
I've_blocked_my_chimney: I can do it too
I've_blocked_my_chimney has sent a nudge
I've_blocked_my_chimney has sent a nudge
I've_blocked_my_chimney has sent a nudge
*ABBYNESS*: Okay, okay I get it
I've_blocked_my_chimney has sent a nudge
I've_blocked_my_chimney has sent a nudge
*ABBYNESS*: Stop it.
Turkeys rule: WOW!
I've_blocked_my_chimney: What?
Turkeys rule has sent "the Christmas wink"
*ABBYNESS*: Wow
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Shame that you cant use sarcasm on msn, innit?
*ABBYNESS*: Defo
Tinselllll: has signed in
Tinselllll: Hey guys
*ABBYNESS*: Hey Jenny
Big_RED_Suit: Howdy
Turkeys rule: Merry Christmas!
*ABBYNESS*: Why do you keep saying that?
Turkeys rule: Because it's Christmas!!!
*ABBYNESS*: No! Cutter and his howdy
Turkeys rule: Oh
Big_RED_Suit: I felt like it.
*ABBYNESS*: Right
Tinselllll: Oh wow guys have you seen this?
Tinselllll has sent "the Christmas wink"
Big_RED_Suit: Yes
*ABBYNESS*: Yes
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Piss off
Tinselllll: Thanks a lot
Turkeys rule: On my own, pretending he's beside me…
I've_blocked_my_chimney: WTF?
*ABBYNESS*: Okay. It's official. Connor's gay.
Turkeys rule: No I'm not. It's a song.
Turkeys rule: Not a Christmas one tho.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Good
*ABBYNESS*: In my books, any song Connor sings is not good.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: I agree.
*ABBYNESS*: You haven't heard him in the shower. *winces*
Big_RED_Suit: So what song is that anyways?
Turkeys rule: It's from a musical called la miserinos
Tinselllll: Don't you mean les miserables?
Turkeys rule: Well, yeh, I guess
Turkeys rule: But it's la miserinos in Spanish
*ABBYNESS*: Is it?
Turkeys rule: I don't know
Tinselllll: So why did you say it was?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: There's a play called the miserables?
Turkeys rule: It's a musical
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Whatever
Turkeys rule: And it's Les Miserables not the miserables
I've_blocked_my_chimney: I said, whatever
I've_blocked_my_chimney: And that song's from it?
Turkeys rule: Yep
Big_RED_Suit: What's it about?
Turkeys rule: Look it up on google if you're that interested
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Is it about gay lovers?
Turkeys rule: No!
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Well, why did you say on my own, pretending he's beside of me?
Turkeys rule: It's sung by a woman duh!
*ABBYNESS*: Riiight.
Turkeys rule: It's a good song.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Connor?
Turkeys rule: Yep?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Have you actually seen this musical?
Turkeys rule: Well… that's another kinda.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: I'm not even gonna ask this time.
Turkeys rule: I wouldn't.
Tinselllll: Well, six days till chrimbo guys.
Turkeys rule: Six!
Turkeys rule: Then five!
Turkeys rule: Then four!
Turkeys rule: Then three...
*ABBYNESS*: Shut up Connor.
*ABBYNESS*: We all know how to count backwards.
Turkeys rule: Then two!
Turkeys rule: Then it's Christmas eve!!!!
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Actually I think you'll find that then it's ONE
Turkeys rule: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
*ABBYNESS*: Ohmigodd.
*ABBYNESS*: Connor has lost it.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Has?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: I thought that that happened long ago.
Turkeys rule: Do you think that Santa will still come?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: WTF?
Turkeys rule: Santa.
Turkeys rule: He might not know where to find me now that I've moved out of my parents' house and in with Abby.
Turkeys rule: Do you think that they've told him?
*ABBYNESS*: Er…
I've_blocked_my_chimney: I dunno
Turkeys rule: But what if he doesn't come???
Turkeys rule: What if he doesn't eat the mince pie???
Turkeys rule: And the milk???
Turkeys rule: And… OMG!
*ABBYNESS*: What?
Turkeys rule: What if…
I've_blocked_my_chimney: What if?
Turkeys rule: I don't get the pistol I asked him for???
Turkeys rule: :(
*ABBYNESS*: You asked Santa for a pistol?
Turkeys rule: Yep. I asked the one at the garden centre and I posted him a letter.
*ABBYNESS*: You sent him a letter?
Turkeys rule: Oh and the elf at that toy shop.
Turkeys rule: Yeh I sent him a letter.
*ABBYNESS*: Let me get this straight- you asked several million guys dressed up as a fat guy with fake beards for a real shooting pistol?
Turkeys rule: No. Where did you get that idea from?
Turkeys rule: I asked SANTA for a real shooting pistol. I told him I needed it to shoot dinosaurs.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: And you didn't get shut up in a mental institute?
Turkeys rule: No. Santa believed me.
*ABBYNESS*: OMG. Connor told a load of fat guys that he shoots dinosaurs and didn't get shut up in a mental institute.
Turkeys rule: He's called Santa. And I sent him a letter, don't forget that.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: WTF?
Turkeys rule: If you write Santa on an envelope, it gets to him, that's what the lady at the shopping centre said.
*ABBYNESS*: So you did?
Turkeys rule: Yep.
*ABBYNESS*: Why is Santa always a he?
Turkeys rule: Father Christmas, duh. Not mother.
Big_RED_Suit: Isn't Christmas supposed to be about Jesus and stuff?
Turkeys rule: Yeah, but Jesus is a fictional character.
*ABBYNESS*: And Santa isn't?
Turkeys rule: What?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: You can't say that Jesus is fictional and Santa is real cos that's just… well, I don't know what it is but it's… ah!
Turkeys rule: But Jesus is fictional! He's a character in a book!
*ABBYNESS*: The book is the bible Conn. A lot of people believe that it is real. Saying it's not is kinda disrespectful.
Turkeys rule: Yeh but loads of people say that Santa isn't real and that's just stupid. Who else leaves presents on your bed AND avoids all the traps I set when I was a kid? I don't set traps anymore- I don't have to, I know he's real.
I've_blocked_my_chimney::L
*ABBYNESS*: I think he's serious
I've_blocked_my_chimney: He cant be.
Turkeys rule: What?
Big_RED_Suit: You mean you don't know that Santa is fake?
Turkeys rule: HE is not. You're just as bad as the rest of them. Who else leaves presents in your stockings and eats the mince pies?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Er… your parents?
Turkeys rule: No they don't.
Big_RED_Suit: Er Connor, yes they do.
Turkeys rule: What?
I've_blocked_my_chimney:...
Turkeys rule: You mean Santa's not real?
*ABBYNESS*: No.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Santa is most definitely not real.
Turkeys rule: But… but…
Tinselllll: Connor, even my six year old niece knows that.
Turkeys rule: Santa is SO real!
Big_RED_Suit: He is not.
Turkeys rule: Abby?
*ABBYNESS*: I'm sorry Connor. It's true.
Turkeys rule: But…
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Stop with the buts already!
Turkeys rule: So are you saying that Jesus is real?
*ABBYNESS*: Well, I don't actually know…
Turkeys rule: And the tooth fairy?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: No. She doesn't exist either.
Turkeys rule: Easter bunny?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Nope.
Turkeys rule: Not one magical thing?
Turkeys rule: Vampires?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: No.
Turkeys rule: Wizards?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: No.
Turkeys rule: Harry Potter?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: NO!
*ABBYNESS*: Yes.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: What?
*ABBYNESS*: Well… Harry Potter is cool…
I've_blocked_my_chimney: That doesn't mean he exists.
*ABBYNESS*: Humour me.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: O-K
Turkeys rule: Witches?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: No Connor.
Turkeys rule: Wolves? Wolves? They exist right?
*ABBYNESS*: Well, wolves do, but werewolves don't.
Turkeys rule: Werewolves don't exist?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: No.
Turkeys rule: Ewoks?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Don't be stupid.
Turkeys rule: Oompa loompas?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: WTF?
*ABBYNESS*: Nope.
Turkeys rule: Jedi school?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: NO! Nothing like that exists okay?
Turkeys rule: I can't believe it.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Well, do.
Turkeys rule: You killed my buzz.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Your buzz?
Turkeys rule: My dream of owning an ewok. That was my buzz.
*ABBYNESS*: Buzz?
Tinselllll: Hey, um I have to go… but I'm sorry Connor, really I am.
Turkeys rule: For?
Tinselllll: Well, that you had to find out this way and for killing your buzz…
*ABBYNESS*: Right.
Turkeys rule: I understand, Jenny.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: OK.
Tinselllll: Goodbye.
*ABBYNESS*: Bye
Turkeys rule: Yep. By by.
Tinselllll has signed out.
Turkeys rule: So… what's your fave part of Christmas dinner?
Big_RED_Suit: Er… all of it.
Big_RED_Suit: Apart from the parsnips. Bleugh.
Turkeys rule: You even like sprouts?
Big_RED_Suit: Yeah!!!
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Weirdo.
*ABBYNESS*: Hey, a lot of people like sprouts.
Turkeys rule: Do you?
*ABBYNESS*: No, but that's beside the point.
Turkeys rule: Are you gonna say that by saying that sprouts are disgusting it's offensive to all of the people living in Brussels or something?
*ABBYNESS*: No.
Turkeys rule: That's not like you.
*ABBYNESS*: But it's offensive to actual sprouts.
Turkeys rule: Oh for goodness sake, they're vegetables, Abby, they don't feel anything.
*ABBYNESS*: You're a vegetable, it doesn't mean you don't feel anything!
I've_blocked_my_chimney: LOL
Turkeys rule: Hey!
I've_blocked_my_chimney: It's true, though.
Turkeys rule: I'll start singing again.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Is that a threat?
*ABBYNESS*: YES!
Turkeys rule: Snow is falling. All around me! Children playing, having fun…
*ABBYNESS*: You already done that one.
Turkeys rule: Okay… um.
Turkeys rule: Waaar is ooover… something something!
Turkeys rule: Christmas time, mistletoe and wine…
*ABBYNESS*: Please, Connor, shut up.
Turkeys rule: Did you know that Bob the builder was Christmas number one once?
Turkeys rule: Can we fix it?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Piss off.
Turkeys rule: Yes we can!
*ABBYNESS*: I don't think so.
Big_RED_Suit: Christmas number one, meh.
*ABBYNESS*: You not a fan of the X factor, then?
Turkeys rule: LOL
*ABBYNESS*: Connor?
Turkeys rule: Yep?
*ABBYNESS*: Where have all the chocolates on the tree gone?
Turkeys rule: WELL... you may ask.
*ABBYNESS*: WHAT have you done?
Turkeys rule: I stacked them on top of each other like in that Quality Street advert to resemble a tree.
*ABBYNESS*: And what happened to that?
Turkeys rule: It er… melted.
Big_RED_Suit: LOL
*ABBYNESS*: No Connor, what really happened.
Turkeys rule: Okay okay I'll tell you.
I've_blocked_my_chimney:...
*ABBYNESS*: Go on...
Turkeys rule: I fed them all to the fish.
*ABBYNESS*: We don't have any fish.
Turkeys rule: I know
Turkeys rule: I fed them to the cat.
*ABBYNESS*: Cat?
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Lemme guess- you fed that to the dinosaur?
Turkeys rule: No it was Abby's Mum's cat.
Big_RED_Suit: Haha.
*ABBYNESS*: Actually, my Mum does have a cat.
*ABBYNESS*: But that doesn't mean I believe your story, Conn.
Turkeys rule: I see.
*ABBYNESS*: You ate them didn't you.
Turkeys rule: Well, no not really.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Not really?
Turkeys rule: Maybe...
Turkeys rule: Yes.
*ABBYNESS*: I can't believe you did that.
Turkeys rule: Okay…
Turkeys rule: Shrek's on the telly now, so I'm gonna go watch it...
Turkeys rule: Bye guys
Connor signed out.
Big_RED_Suit: He has escaped your wrath.
*ABBYNESS*: You are forgetting a small fact.
Big_RED_Suit: Which is?
*ABBYNESS*: He lives with me.
Big_RED_Suit: Ah, yes.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Is he really watching Shrek?
*ABBYNESS*: Yes. He loves that film.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: I don't find that too hard to believe.
Big_RED_Suit: Hmm
*ABBYNESS*: What?
Big_RED_Suit: Jurassic park is on on Boxing Day.
*ABBYNESS*: I think I'll give that one a miss.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Me too.
Big_RED_Suit: I sold my video at a car boot sale. Well, gave it away really.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: LOL
Big_RED_Suit: To a kid. He thought I was scared of it.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Double LOL.
*ABBYNESS*: That's not even a word.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: No it's two.
*ABBYNESS*: You know what I mean.
*ABBYNESS*: Well, have a good Christmas guys, I'm going to watch Shrek with Connor.
I've_blocked_my_chimney: Merry Christmas!
Big_RED_Suit: And a Happy New Year.
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Sorry about the ending- I know it's a bit abrupt. But I hoped you liked the Christmas chapter although it's a little out of character and have a great Christmas and New Year. And if you're reading this in June, then have a good Christmas next December. :D Oh and please review.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
Steph