A/n: Sorry for not updating for so long. I have been doing 3 stories and my spring break was very short.

Time for some Fun- Jess Pov

"Mrs. Maize, I have detention from like 3- 4:30 and like I've done my practice for an hour so I should get back like now."

Bella was smirking from behind we had just had break and now embarrassed THE ALMIGHTY JESSICA STANLEY saying

"Double-dating with Alice, Edward and Jasper. More like studying with them. Little Jess is just delusional, my, knowing Edward so well he would cut his balls before going on a date with you. Much less a study date. Gotta snap back to reality sometime, Jess."

The whole entire practice just stopped and analyzed what she said and like laughing. I tried my best to keep a steady glare, my arms around my chest and I stomped my feet.

"How do you know Bella is so sure like what if she wants to be as beautiful, popular, hot, rich, and not to mention HOT as me! And maybe like you wanna go on a date with Edward like me!"

"Are you talking about you Jess, or did Helen Keller tell you that?" Bella said hiding back a laugh.

My face grew red "Daddy says so!" I screamed high-pitched. She was gonna get some revenge.

"Miss Stanley, I thought you want to go to your detention?" "Je, je, je OOPS!" and I sprint towards Mrs. Parksley's class.

I quickly lowered my shirt, adjusted my push up bra, fixed my hair and entered with my "I'm just too sexy for you" walk.

Alice and Jasper were making out in the back corner ' Their worst than Rosalie and Emmett' I thought but that was the way I wanted it.

Edward sat in the front humming to himself 'Aww he's so cute I wanna EAT him!"

I thought he turned to look at me, with those big green piercing eyes. I mentally sighed. He ran his hair through his completely smexy bronze hair.

I bit my lip so it looked bigger and made my eyes big and looked under my eyelashes. I directed my Pam Andersen boobs (Dr. Truman's specialty) right in his line of vision.

He looked at me if I was mentally disabled "Alright, on pg. 260 it begins to talk about the Marshall plan." He passed me a book.

Alice started moaning in the background. We heard a cclick, Alice's bra was undone. Egh get a room.

I pretended as if were my bra and tugged the back giving him a better view. "Phew, lucky me."I whispered huskily in his ear.

When was he going to like hold my face and say "I've loved you forever!" and start kissing me?

I dropped my book on purpose. "Oops." I giggled.

He had a scowl on his face and he grabbed the book and turned it to the right page. "Read paragraph 2."

"General Marshall prop-o-o-se-dd uh plan to re-cun-struc-k places in your- up after the war dee-stroi-I-Deh them."

"Say it together now." He said impatiently

"General Marshall proposed a plan to reconstruct places in Europe after the war destroyed them."

"Do you get it NOW?"

Perfect timing Jess, SUPREME QUEEN OF FORKS. "YES EDWARD SHOWED ME HOW! YOU'RE AMAZING!" and I threw my self on top of him and started giving him my famous sloppy kisses.

He tried to pull away and wriggle free but I grabbed his hands and used them to pull off our shirts and my bra.

I put them on my awesome boobs and made him squeezed them hard. I moaned sexily.

I he was about to get free and I put his head to my chest I'm glad I bought that Britney Spears curious (I hate it so sorry if I'm offending you) she is my IDOL.

Edward went limp HAHAHA you must always give into The Fab One. But when I looked down in my arms I saw Edward was unconscious, he must have suffocated between my boulder-sized boobs and the only oxygen left was full of curious perfume.

I heard some laughing in the background, but weren't Jasper and Alice making out?

I put my bra on, my polka dot corset, shorts and heels I didn't want my future sister-in-law to see me topless.

But it was way more than Alice and Jasper it was everyone in the whole school that stayed afterschool besides that it was 5pm already.

People had their camera phones out recording the moans and the pictures. I looked at Alice she winked and mouthed 'oops'.

Bella ran to Edward and held him in her lap. She put her head to his heart and listened. She sighed in relief.

Then she turned to me and gave me the biggest bitchslap known to bitch.

She yelled at Emmett to pick him up and they left.

People kept laughing and laughing. Someone shouted "You should do that to me sometime!"

All of Edward's friends and players on his team glared at me and gave me the middle finger.

Mike kept staring at my chest but had a frown on his face. He was the last one there and he said

"Should have known you wanted Cullen over me, were over, washed away, broken, gone. Ask him if he wants to get suffocated again."

And left, I was deeper than deep shit.

A/n: Please keep reading! I really enjoy your reviews It really encourages me to keep going. This isn't my favorite chapter its really short and I'm sorry about language and if I offended you by using curious MEGA-SORRY! I will be updating soon, I was sick and tried to get a chapter in one of my stories. Next Chapter is Bella's Pov a lot of fluff this one was a kind of sick humored. Edward doesn't deserve it! Well review if you want a Eddiekins!