hello yet again! 3 in one day! well, I gotta get as many as I can done before Christmas Day. But I'll probably do one on Christmas day.
This piece o' crap is the 12 days of christmas! Enjoy!
R&R or no one's gonna get you SQUAT!

12 days of FMA christmas

on the first day of christmas Mustang gave to me a charcoaled christmas tree

on the second day of christmas Envy gave to me two of his skirt-things
and a charcoaled christmas tree

on the third day of christmas Fuery gave to me three little puppies,
two of Envy's skirt-things and a charcoaled christmas tree

on the fourth day of christmas Armstrong gave to me four of his pink sparkles,
three little puppies,
two of envy's skirt-things
and a charcoaled christmas tree

on the fifth day of christmas Alphonse gave to me five cute kitties,
four of Armstrong's sparkles,
three little puppies,
two of envy's skirt-things
and a charcoaled christmas tree

on the sixth day of christmas Winry gave to me six wrenches to throw,
five cute kitties,
four of Armstrong's sparkles,
three little puppies,
two of envy's skirt-things
and a charcoaled christmas tree

on the seventh day of christmas Maes gave to me seven pictures of Elysia,
six wrenches to throw,
five cute kitties,
four of Armstrong's sparkles,
three little puppies,
two of envy's skirt-things
and a charcoaled christmas tree

on the eighth day of christmas Havoc gave to me eight burning cigarettes,
seven pictures of Elysia,
six wrenches to throw,
five cute kitties,
four of Armstrong's sparkles,
three little puppies,
two of envy's skirt-things
and a charcoaled christmas tree

on the ninth day of christmas Hawkeye gave to me nine reasons to keep away from the colonel,
eight burning cigarettes,
seven pictures of Elysia,
six wrenches to throw,
five cute kitties,
four of Armstrong's sparkles,
three little puppies,
two of envy's skirt-things
and a charcoaled christmas tree

on the tenth day of christmas Gluttony gave to me ten things to eat,
nine reasons to keep away from the colonel,
eight burning cigarettes,
seven pictures of Elysia,
six wrenches to throw,
five cute kitties,
four of Armstrong's sparkles,
three little puppies,
two of envy's skirt-things
and a charcoaled christmas tree

on the eleventh day of christmas Edward gave to me eleven friggin' short rants,
ten things to eat,
nine reasons to keep away from the colonel,
eight burning cigarettes,
seven pictures of Elysia,
six wrenches to throw,
five cute kitties,
four of Armstrong's sparkles,
three little puppies,
two of envy's skirt-things
and a charcoaled christmas tree

on the twelfth day of christmas everyone gave to me twelve reasons to stop writing,
eleven friggin' short rants,
ten things to eat,
nine reasons to keep away from the colonel,
eight burning cigarettes,
seven pictures of Elysia,
six wrenches to throw,
five cute kitties,
four of Armstrong's sparkles,
three little puppies,
two of envy's skirt-things
and a charcoaled christmas tree

I think this one turned out pretty crap, feel free to tell me otherwise!

IM A CHRISTMAS TREE! MOO HAA HAA!