A/N: Sorry for updating this late, I just came back from France & Monaco

A/N: Sorry for updating this late, I just came back from France & Monaco. I'm dying to add another Chapter before I leave to Orlando so here we go…

Disclaimer: Last time I checked I wasn't Stephanie Meyer the, oh –so- wonderful author of the Twilight series.

"Yes." She said in little voice. "Yes, I want to be with you."

"Good then, it was time for us to realize."

BPOV

I smiled at Edward; this was all I ever wanted. Except how were we going to break it to everyone?

"Tell me what you're thinking, love." Edward murmured in my ear.

"Well, I was wondering how everyone else will take this." I sighed thoughtfully. He kissed my hair.

"Its not that I'm doing this to please anyone but I have this feeling when we tell everyone tomorrow—Emmett is going to pop out and start screaming 'Bella's got a boyfriend…" Edward winced we both knew how Emmett will react.

I took another deep breath, "And after the whole Jessica thing, everyone will assume your using me as a Jessica-shield."

He laughed, and held me closer. "Now I have another advantage being with you." He gave me his crooked smile.

"At the moment the thing that preoccupies me the most is the Emmett thing. We all know that's bound to happen."

He said softly; we heard another thump from the ceiling and a giggle.

"It's going to be impossible to sleep tonight." He groaned.

"Well we don't have to sleep at least tonight. I know of something else we can do."

He sat up still, "And what would that be?"

"I think you forgot of the festivity that's happening tonight."

He furrowed his eyebrow. "You mean our friends having sex?" he pinched his nose.

Could he really be that blind? "Silly Edward, its Katy and Nina's Sweet 16. Why not grace them with our presence?"

"Oh that, well we don't really have presents."

"Well I was thinking that I could grab one of my parents champagne bottles and crash." I said with a smile.

"Seems like a fine idea to me."

"It's a 70s' theme. So maybe poof your hair or something."

Edward fake coughed, "Alice has done it again."

"Done what?" He pointed to the clothes on the chair there was 2 outfits and a note that said Love, Alice.

For Edward there was a black and green striped shirt and some dark wash jeans alongside were some green chucks.

Then the dress I had bought at Urban Outfitters was there to it was bright blue and strapless with a bold, black belt.

There were some strappy patent black heels. A big black bead necklace, a black silk turban and a clutch were my

accessories. I went upstairs to the bath room so I could change and made my self a cat eye with the liquid eyeliner.

I stumbled outside and saw Edward was already changed the black and green shirt making his eyes pop, he almost looked edible.

"You look positively beautiful, darling. Its time to put on a show." He gave me his crooked grin, could he be anymore perfect? He held my hand took me to the Volvo.

When we got there we handed them the champagne bottle and went to get drinks.

EPOV

I poured Bella some punch when someone tapped me on the shoulder.

"Oh Eddiecakes, you look so HOT, you know like me so lets get like together because like hot equals hot and you are so my hottie equal. I promise I'll give you some air next time because I know that like you like loved it."

"Jessica, get off me, I'm with Bella now." I held Bella close to my chest.

JPOV

My like KING Charming Edward was like at Katy and Nina's party. I mean OMG he like never comes to parties.

I am ssoooo glad that I wore more of my AMAZING perfume because he like was so into it!

I am completely like transforming Katy and Nina to like maid of honors for like inviting my future husband and then I'll make Bella my maid of anti-honor!

So I stuck up my like NEW BOOBS from Doctor Truman and flipped my hair to the table he was getting drinks with Bella in.

I made sure when I walked my butt would like totally shake everywhere and I tapped his like hot shoulder and said "Oh Eddiecakes, you look so HOT, you know like me so lets get like together because like hot equals hot and you are so my hottie equal. I promise I'll give you some air next time because I know that like you like loved it."

Then I looked at my perfect manicured nails and look like a lot of inches up at him since he is like so tall and like strong and HOT!

And he was like "Jessica, get off me, I'm with Bella now."

And he was like holding her and she looked mad and confused and like soooo UNHOT!

Then I like started laughing in my super pretty laugh and was like

"That is so funny, you are sooo good at jokes Ed!"

He frowned because you Bella are like soo ugly and un-popular going out with her is like EWW!

So what was he like waiting for he has to like say I want to date you my hottie equal!

Then like the Bella-Saur like was "He is not kidding, I'm dating him!" she like screamed.

And everyone looked so I was like "Uh- uhn hot people don't go out with pale boobless things like you!" She like turned

red and like cried. Hah ha now you know not to mess with the ALMIGHTY QUEEN OF FORKS!

A/N: Ooh mean Jess. Sort of harsh chapter, but I'm really running out of ideas now that they're together. I'm going to try to update 2 more times before I leave but I really need inspiration so anyone with ideas should comment me them! Review, Review, Review!