Dashing through the skies,
In one big Gummi ship,
O'er the worlds we fly,
Laughing through the trip.
Engines roaring loudly,
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A flying song tonight:
Oh, jingle bells, Kairi smells,
Marluxia is gay,
Mickey's voice is way too high
And makes him sound real strange.
Jingle bells, Pooh-World is hell,
Axel should burn it down,
Then Xemnas'll yell, and go all red
And he'll explode and destroy the town!
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon Donald and Goofy,
Were seated by my side.
I really wanted to drive,
But the dumb duck would not let me,
So I went and grabbed the controls,
And kicked him out the seat!
Oh, jingle bells, Donald fell,
Quacking all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to watch
That darn bird fall away.
Jingle bells, ice cream is swell,
I wish I had some now.
Let's go steal from the TT gang,
And keep it from the fowl, yeah!
Jingle bells, I'll never tell
That Riku likes Barbies,
But I guess it's not that bad
Compared to Xigbar who likes Furrbies!
Jingle bells, Zexion also sells
In Style magazines,
Demyx likes to pluck Saix
And then Lexaeus will SCREAM!
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…I swear, lack of sleep is to blame for these weirder-than-usual drabbles…
Of course, this is to the tune of 'Jingle Bells', aka a winter holidays classic. I don't know who writes it, though…