Hello again! why do I keep saying hello....? oh well.
Here is my FMA-ified version of "Silent Night" and this is from Roy's POV

R&R or Elf Ed will attack you with sharpened Candy Canes!


Silent night, Holy night,
All is calm, and that's not right!
Ed and Al should be running aroun',
Searching for info, all around town
Chasing away the peace
Chasing away the peace

Silent night, Holy night,
The Elrics mustn't be alright!
They might be at the Rockbell's place,
Either that, or they've started the chase,
For the Homonculi
For the Homonculi

Silent night, HOLY COW!
They just burst through my doors right now!
Al's white and red, Ed's red and green,
Al's Santa Claus, and Ed's gonna scream
I'm not short enough for an Elf
I'M NOT SHORT ENOUGH FOR AN ELF, DAMNIT!!!