Chapter 11

A/N: I´m so soososoososo sorry . I know how cruel it is to wait this long for a fanfic and maybe you´ve already have. I wouldn´t know. But this is my Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah or your holiday gift to you. I still haven´t forgotten about all of you. I´ve been practically failing environmental science, and I have 3 hour art classes twice a week so my schedule has been crazy. I typed up the chapter today so everyone could have a Christmas or Christmas Eve gift wherever you are in our planet.

BPOV

Emmett was the best big brother when it came to revenge. I came in my Chanel suit and walked into the principal´s office. Being in our prep school meant impressing the principal which

how much you owned and your connections. Mr. Carthridge was slumped in his chair signing forms. "Mr. C my father was planning on donating and offering scholarships for universities

and setting up this government program that would give a bunch of college credits. You know, it would look real nice on a resume if you worked with Governor Swan." I smiled sweetly.

His ears perked up and he looked at me straight in the eyes. Interested much, Mr.C? "That´s very generous for a busy man like your father." "Exactly, that is why he asked me for your

personal mobile number so instead of setting an appointment or calling the school during his very busy work hours.

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He reached over the desk to grab a pen and paper. "Sure, sure" He nodded. I walked out of the office confidently the plan was working. I came to Jess´s locker and dropped a note that said:

You know I liked Friday, send me more pics of my favorite twins.

Mobile: 91257339

My plan was going smoothly.

Alice POV

"Coach Clapp, I need to go use the restroom!"

We were in the middle of playing volleyball and it was time for Operation Safesex. "Miss Cullen, you should have done whatever you had to do when you were changing." I frowned; it

was time for the irresistible Alice Cullen puppy face. "Ok" she sighed. I got Jessica´s gym bag and got her clothes out her sheer cotton shirt was horrifying so I flushed it down the toilet

and her short shorts I stuffed in the feminine products garbage. I opened the boxes and threw all the condoms into the gym bag. I left and hoped she wouldn´t noticed since I was the

only girl to go in the changing room. After the class was over and we went into the changing room. Jessica fricking screamed like a little girl "My gorgeous Alexander Pearlman spring

collection shorts and blouse! OMG there gone! And my bag is filled with condoms. "The whole class burst in laughter. Operation Safesex successful.

Emmett POV

I sat down in Math class and rocked my chair back and forth. Jessica walked in a too-tight pe outfit that looked like she robbed it from a 2nd grader. I huffed and as she walked down

the aisles. I said under more my breath a little more loudly than usual "Edward so wouldn´t fall that chick even looking like that." She turned her head. Bingo. "Excuse me! No one can

resist Jessica Stanley no matter how she fucking looks at any fucking time. I am so hot!" She puffed heavily. I rolled my eyes "Sorry, you´re not. My girlfriend is hotter than you even if

they turned her into a leprechaun. Try harder and if you really want to seduce my brother it´s if you so the ´trick´" I said with quotation marks. "OMG, OMG,OMG what's the trick?" I bent

over and whispered in her ear "Edward is super turned on when girls wash his car just in granny panties and a superman cape. He says it's caring and really sexy. I think that's what

Bella did but she´s my sister I don´t really wanna know." Her eyes went wide and she reached up to hug me! "Thank you! Thank you ! Thank you!" Who is the Overlord of Fucking Awesomeness? You are Emmmettito. You are.

A/N: My opinion on the movie well...

The cast was not to good. Kristen Stewart doesn´t make a good Bella because she is not emotional or doesn´t look like Bella. No heart-shaped face, and Kristin´s nose! ehh. I like the humour she put in Bella though, it made it cooler than her whining all the time. Rob was fucking perfect, I didn´t tink he could play Edward but he awed me. Alice:isn´t her hair black?Jasper was funny, but he was supposed to be long&lanky and golden hair. Rosalie, Nikki Reed is not the most beautiful girl in the world. She has a weird chin. And you could tell she was covered in makeup and her hair was dyed her roots were too visible.

They also missed alot of important scenes that explained the Cullen vampires and the characters better. Carlisle´s office and the 20 questions game they play. Also, the relationship with Bella and Charlie. Her cooking for him everyday, and taking care of him not just spontaneously meeting him at a diner.