Thursday (06:23:58am) Konoha Village

Psyke sat tied up to a chair in what looked to be this "hokage" person's room.

"And I like, totally defeated her in one blow!!" The super-idiot with blond hair shouted with intense enthusiasm and practically danced around the desk of the "hokage" chick with large dunks. Psyke looked around seeing a dark haired teen with a belly shirt (A belly shirt of all things!) and two white haired older dudes. One was hefty (don't get Glad, get Hefty!) and the other rather stringy looking and reading a book. How he managed to read with only one eye without getting a headache she didn't know. Decidedly disinterested in whatever was to happen, she fell asleep.

"This girl's in the Akatsuki! I can feel it in my bones!" The snot bubble that'd formed in her sleep decided to pop and woke her (not to mention the orange jumpsuit clad dumbass was loud.)

"You're going to feel it in your bones either way. I am not in the Akatsuki, douche bag! As soon as I get untied I'm beating your funky ass down!" The others, being startled, twitched when her voice echoed sharply through the room. (They were used to tuning the idiot out by now, but Psyke was in drama and learned voice projection.) The boy blew her words off.

"Whatever. Where's Sasuke?!" Psyke considered for a moment.

"Give me my bag. I have my I.D. in there. I'll prove that I'm not part of the Akatsuki." Tsunade held up a hand.

"Hold on. First of all, we checked your bag and it had a knife. There were also several questionable objects in it. We're ninjas, not idiots." Could've fooled me. The woman's tone of voice said she'd dealt with Naruto for much too long. She was starting to talk to everyone like they were retarded. Psyke shot a look of utter disbelief at the large breasted woman.

"Seriously? You people are deluded. Freaking cosplayers. I bet I'm laying in Melo's yard, knocked out because I hit my head and her cats are peeing on me. I really need to wake up. Especially because I'm seeing Naruto. Its good that he hasn't multiplied, one is bad enough."

"WHERE'S SASUKE?!" The blue eyed sh#t head bellowed unceremoniously. Psyke winced and her eye twitched in annoyance.

"Sauce-oo-kay... Uke? You don't look like a seme." Psyke snorted. Jiraya spewed his tea, Sai nearly dropped his cup and Kakashi fell out of his chair.

"HUH?!" Exclaimed Naruto at his usual volume. Tsunade just shook her head and pinched the bridge of her nose like she had a headache. She sighed.

"Really Naruto, we don't have time for this. The Chunnin exams are coming up soon and we really need to prepare for it."

"Hey Naruturd!" Psyke snapped. "Little git, I need to get out of here, find my friend and get some decent rest. So if you mind can you untie me, moron?

"Friend?" Tsunade's brow wrinkled. (At the rate she was going she was going to get a permanent wrinkle there. Especially if she kept being around Naruto.) Psyke's comment garnered the attention of all three adults and the unusually sharp (that is to say... Not Naruto) teen. Psyke huffed.

"Yes friend, she told me that she was stolen by the Akatsuki. I need to get both of us some professional help or something because I'm having delusions too! Hey! Belly shirted bastard! Untie me!" The adults in the room suppressed snorts that sounded suspiciously like laughter. Later, they would claim it was just lack of sleep.

Thursday (07:12:02am)

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A/N: Okay so we've been getting absolutely ZERO reviews. Granted, its only been a day. Psyke has a theory and that its that there aren't any pairings so when people filter it doesn't get placed with anything and that there are simply too many fics popping up and this one gets lost. True?

Hate to do this but... Please review? We'll make it have pairings or something... SasuNaru sounds good... KakaIru too... so, reviews?