DISCLAIMER: May contain insanity, strong language and strange themes. And really people. Review? Oh right, we don't own Naruto or any associated objects.

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Good Morning Ms.VaguelyHispanicLookin'! It is Thursday 8:05 A.M. You have one new message.

Ok, so you weren't joking on that "Akatsuki coming to get you" crap. I thought you were on sugar again. Anyway I'm here with Narutard. –Psyke

"Huh... so Psyke managed to get here too," Melo blinked "well, I should start planning on finding her." Sasuke hasn't been out a lot (namely forever) so he snatched the phone from Melo and began staring intently staring at the small black device. Melo attempted to seize the object but failed.

The two ninjas plus Melo were currently walking down the dim lighted hallway entering a bigger room. To Melo the room looked similar to that of a den the colors of the room featured red and black. Typical, Akatsuki colors. Melo sighed.

"Ok, so what does Tobi intend on doing to Melo?" Melo decided to steal Tobi's method of speaking.

"Tobi plans on exchanging you for information." Melo was now confused. Information...on what? The wonders of how much fast food a girl can eat? Melo turned around to see she was not alone, all the Akatsuki members were currently doing... things. Itachi was playing speed with Kisame, Deidara was drawing with Sasori, Konan was folding paper, Kakuzu was arguing with Hidan, and Pain was watching T.V.

"Freaky…" Melo sweat dropped. "Aren't you guys suppose to be doing hardcore training in the forest or something?" All the members stopped their actions to glare at the girl. "Forget I asked." Melo nervously replied. Tobi cleared his voice to get Melo's attention again. Melo turned towards Tobi again only to see Orochimaru right next to him.

"Hey you're looking well Michael Jackson --I mean Orochimaru." Melo laughed. Orochimaru was confused at the first name Melo addressed him as.

"Sasuke and Asian girl come with me." Orochimaru spoke. Sasuke obeyed orders while dragging Melo who was fuming while mumbling 'I'mnotasianyoupedo.' Tobi waved happily at the two teens. Melo being bored decided to strike a conversation with Orochimaru.

"So why are you still here Orochimaru? Aren't you suppose to be with your sound village or something?"

"What are you talking about?" Orochimaru asked. Sasuke smacked his forehead, exasperated. He couldn't believe Orochimaru decided to talk to Melo. Was the girl's stupidity going to infect everyone? The girl simply had that effect on people, much like Naruto.

"You know your group of boy-toys that are suppose to be your new bodies and what not." Melo responded while still being dragged by Sasuke. Orochimaru abruptly stopped walking causing Sasuke to collide into him.

"Tell me more." Orochimaru replied.

"Well you're in luck. Watch this movie and everything will become clear!" Melo said gleefully. She handed Orochimaru the thin DVD case. Sasuke managed to see the title. Sound Of Music. Sasuke twitched even though he had no idea what the hell Melo just gave Orochimaru but he knew, just knew it wouldn't turn out well for his sanity.

Oh God.

Hours later Orochimaru was dragging Melo, Sasuke, and Kabuto (who popped out of nowhere) to some open field shouting "THIS IS BRILLIANT!"

Good Afternoon Ms.VaguelyHispanicLookin'. It is 1:13 P.M.