WARNING: It has been suggested that if you are reading this fic for the (almost) storyline that you do not read this chapter. There is very little - read; close to none - relevant information in this chapter so you don't actually have to read it. This is a filler chapter. Yeah, remember that one episode of Naruto where team seven tries to take off Kakashi's mask and it was really funny? ...This is nothing like that.

Another WARNING: May contain sad attempts at humor.

Friday (03:43:56pm)

psyke: Dude, I've been waiting forever for you to sign on... Hey, why is your IP address different?

melo: Dunno... Oro-pipi suddenly moved me, Sasugay and Kabby to some random empty field and Kabby finally got the internet running. That boy is too obsessed WOW

psyke: Hold on, I thought you were with the Akatsuki. Why are you with Michael Jackson!?

melo: Well actually, he hadn't left the Akatsuki yet and I...

psyke: I bet you mentioned to him the Sound village

melo: Well I mean... kinda? Not really... I mean...

psyke: Stop stalling. What happened.

melo: Well... I kinda... showedhimthesoundofmusic

psyke: WTF!? Why'd you do that for!?

melo: Dunno... I found it in the back of the AkatsukiMobile and I kinda still was holding onto it when I got here...

psyke: And I'm sure you found a dirty baby diaper in the back of that van too.

melo: How'd you know?

psyke: I'm psychic. (Freaking bachelors) Just don't show him Napolean Dynamite.

melo: Why? (Why the heck was there a diaper in the first place?)

psyke: Do you want to be singing "Looooove it is a riiivverrr..." 24/7?! Or would you like to be called "Lah-fawn-duh."

melo: ...Good point. But ah... uh...

psyke: What now?

melo: ...Our Alma Mater is...

psyke: Just spit it out. It'll be less painful.

melo: "Favorite things."

Par Deux (05:38:38pm)

psyke: Yeah, its pretty funny because they call me "Saiki" because of their bad accents.

melo: HAHAHA... WTF?!

psyke: What is it?

melo: Tobi just popped up behind me!

psyke: Well yeah, you just came from the Akatsuki. What do you exp--

melo: NO! I MEAN HE DIDN'T COME WITH US AND ORO-PIPI DIDN'T TELL ANYONE!!

psyke: Its not that hard to figure out where you are. I mean come on, you're on the edge of Konoha, mooching off of their internet (and cable probably.)

melo: What?! Really? It just looked like an empty field to me!

psyke: Well yeah, that's what your IP address says. I've been tracking you. I bet Sasugay knows.

melo: Yeah well...Holy Shxt!

psyke: What? Did Sasugay just pop up behind you?

melo: ... well yeah...

psyke: Well what did you expect, first of all he's a ninja and second of all he's a creep so he likes surprising people. Third, you already knew he was there so why are you surprised?

melo: I guess. Mmm.. I'm hungry.

psyke: Order pizza. Anyways, I gotta go.

melo: Later, kit.

psyke has signed out

Saturday (08:47:36pm)

melo: Mmm... I wanna be Bob Ross when I grow up.

psyke: Uh... Right... Anyways. What've you been up to?

melo: Not much, just doin' whatever and trying to finish my room in the new Sound Village.

psyke: Yeah... Speaking of which, I'm living in Sasugay's old house. Tell him that he left something really freaky in his room. Oh and that Itachi has some really... Interesting tastes...

melo: Right.

psyke: Wait, hold on! Wtf, how did Sasugay stand to be in the same place as Ita Ita-para without killing him?!

melo: -cough- uh... Well apparently... Kishimoto-sensei... Got it wrong... and well after they both hugged each other while singing some oldies song…I assumed that they don't hate each other like everyone thinks they do…

psyke: WTF?!

melo: Why're you in his house anyways?

psyke: Apparently there was some sort of epidemic and all the other houses are full (plus this is a fanfiction and we can do whatever the hell we want.) There are other refugees here too, supposedly, but I haven't met any of them.

melo: Oh right... So what else are you doing?

psyke: Well Tsunade said I had to take the Chunnin exam... Anyways, you got one of those "anime" key item(S!) already?

melo: uh... yeah...

psyke: What is it? Mine is a random tube thing. I think it has a GPS tracker so they can find me -shudder- and it has my blood in it for some reason -sweatdrop-.

melo: Mine is a teardrop necklace.

psyke: …

melo: …what?

psyke: Dude you're so emo

melo: Psh whatever am not... oi Oro-pipi wants me to get off ttyl?

psyke: Yeah alright just make sure you don't get killed

melo: …

psyke: …?

melo: Uh not making any promises... likewise to you though

psyke: tch

Melo has signed out

Psyke has signed out