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Melo grumbled as she was forced to walk along with Itachi and Orochimaru. Those two were freaks for giving her this type of torture. The torture was too much for Melo, she couldn't handle…shopping. Psyke knew from experience that Melo despised shopping. However, Psyke wasn't here at the moment so Psyke's knowledge had little use. Melo couldn't refuse going with the two Akatsuki members because well…getting them pissed off was not a bright idea.

"Aren't we finished yet?" Melo whined loudly. Orochimaru merely ignored Melo. Itachi hesitantly responded.

"Well you're the one who came here with nothing but the clothes on your back and that…cell-phone thing."

"This cell-phone is my life. It contains my music." Melo glared and continued, "Besides, it's not like I expected to be kidnapped." Melo bumped into Orochimaru as he paused at a doorstop.

"A warning would be nice Oro-pipi." Melo hissed while rubbing her forehead.

"Will you stop calling me that you incompetent brat?" Orochimaru glared. Melo stared at the entrance of the door labeled 'It's A Girl's World' and twitched due to the frilly pink outline.

"Oh you're kidding right?" Melo attempted to walk into the next shop but failed. Itachi shoved Melo inside as Orochimaru tried to find something a female would approve of. As Orochimaru dragged her further and further into the lamely titled store there were decent clothes. Itachi stood outside to make sure Melo wouldn't ditch Orochimaru and attempt to make her escape. Melo sighed. It had been 45 min. since she entered this creepy frilly titled shop. Luckily she gathered all her clothing supplies. Eventually Melo and Orochimaru walked outside the door only to see Itachi reading Maxim.

"I always thought you were gay Itaitapara." Melo grinned.

Melo heaved a sigh as she was returning back to the Akatsuki lair with Itachi since Orochimaru dashed off yelling something about making the Sound village.

"Melo come with me." Itachi lead the way inside his room. Melo blinked as she saw Itachi looking for something. Itachi's room was very plain on the outside but the contents within his shelves were messy. Itachi paused his rummaging as he pulled out a katana, shuriken, knives, paper bombs, seals, you know the works. Melo twitched how could he find anything in that load of crap he calls shelves?

"Not that I don't appreciate you giving me weapons Itachi, but uh why are you giving me weapons?" Melo stated as she observed her new sword. The sword had a blue handle with streaks of sapphire in the metal.

"Tobi made me hold the weapons for you." Itachi flatly replied. Oh no wonder these weapons look…girly-ish. Melo carried all her stuff into her room receiving no help from Itachi because he claimed she could do it herself. Melo smacked her face into the pillow as she heard someone enter.

"Yo!" Tobi made a gesture as he entered the room. Melo arose from her bed and made a questioning face at Tobi for why he was here.

"I see you got everything." Tobi spoke as he glanced at the bags of clothes and weapons sprawled out on the floor. Melo yawned.

"Yeah, thanks for the weapons Tobi-obi." Melo rubbed her eyes. Tobi sat down on Melo's bed and held up a necklace.

"What's this?" Melo blinked staring at the teardrop shaped necklace with a blue stone inside. Tobi handed her the necklace.

"A necklace," Tobi bluntly stated "so you can communicate with the Akatsuki and so we can track you." Melo twitched. Just stating that you'll stalk me? Melo tied the necklace so that it would hang loosely on her neck.

"So…did you plan for my arrival Tobi?" Melo blinked as she packed her smaller weapons into a blue knapsack.

"Well of course, why else would I make Itachi hold on to your weapons." Tobi replied as he observed the katana.

"Why me?" Melo stared. "I bet Psyke's in this whole thing too." Tobi nodded as confirmation.

"All will be explained in due time," Tobi stood up as he began to make his exit "oh and by the way your first test will be sparring with the Uchiha boy."

"Say what?" Melo blinked as Tobi slammed the door. Damn.

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