You're a mean one, Maleficent.
You really are a witch.
You're as cuddly as a Darkball,
You're as charming as a Fat Bandit
Maleficent…
You're a bad, bad woman…
And a total *itch…
You're a monster, Maleficent.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain's a broken record
You've got cyanide in your soul
Maleficent…
I wouldn't touch you, with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole…
You're a vile one, Maleficent.
You have Darkness in your heart.
You have all the tender sweetness,
Of a room full of Behemoths
Maleficent…
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the room full of Behemoths…
You're a foul one, Maleficent.
You're a nasty, yucky find.
Your skin burns with stinky acid,
You've got the worst things on your mind.
Maleficent…
The three words that best describe you,
Are, and I quote: "Tired. Old. Hag."
You're a rotter, Maleficent.
You're the queen of sinful plots.
Your heart's a dead heap of blackness
With moldy purple spots,
Maleficent…
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
With the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
Rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots…
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When writing yesterday's drabble, I thought about the Grinch song, and I just HAD to write it for Maleficent XD
The song used is 'You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch', from the book/cartoon/movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas! I LOVE that movie :3
Also, guess what today marks?
THERE ARE ONLY 10 MORE DAYS OF 366 OR BUST!!!
xOMG!!!