WARNINGS: Mary-sues, god modding and incoherency.
Disclaimer: Really? Do you even need these things any more? And nope, no smart-alec coments... too lazy. This chapter is full of nothing, just god-modding. You should skip it.
Saturday (05:17:39am)
Saiki turned over in her sleep and groaned. For some reason Naruto's annoying as hell voice was echoing through her head saying: "WAKE UP SAIKI!! ITS TIME TO GET UP!!" and she wondered if this was another one of Melo's stupid pranks. She recalled being at the other girl's house... and something about her probably being peed on by Melo's cats. She sat up abruptly.
The annoying as hell voice did not however go away with her sleepiness. She groaned again. Naruto charged into the room, bright orange as ever, despite the darkness. She growled.
"Naru-f-cking-tard, it is god-damned 5:17 in the f-cking morning. Did you ever think of having the common decency of, you know, say... SHUTTING THE F-CK UP?!" She yelled as he grew ever louder. She rolled her eyes and pulled her impromptu blanket (aka. her jacket) closer.
"Wake up! We're going to spar and test your aptitude. We have to be ready for the Chunnin exams, and you need to train. Especially if you're going to be on the same team as me." Two other boys walked more sedately behind him.
"Are you SHITTING ME!?" She screamed. That definitely woke her up. She stood violently. Naruto and the two behind him (Shikamaru and Neji briefly registered to her through her fury) blushed. And then quailed when they saw her hand. Saiki looked down to see her very pale legs. Of course they were covered by thigh-hi socks (mostly) and her extremely long shirt, but in the minds of the perverted boys before her she may as well have been naked.
"Hn." she snorted and kneeled to retrieve a pair of pants from her pack. Pulling them on, she glared at the three boys. She pushed the knife into its sheath. Neji gave a small cough and Shikamaru stood outside where he had dashed to after seeing the knife. She tch-ed. It was only eight and a half inches. Chicken shit kids. She stalked over to Naruto.
"If you ever. And I mean ever. Come into my room while I'm sleeping, ever again... Well let's just say you won't... ever be expecting children." Her voice was soft, her words were measured but the message was loud and clear. All three boys gulped. She ground her teeth.
(07:01:48am)
Lee was there too. All four boys crowded around her anxiously as she put her stuff down and decided to sit down and... sleep. She growled in annoyance.
"What the hell?" they coughed and shuffled back nervously. "The teacher's coming in a little bit, she was buying some dango at the store." They looked at her in disbelief.
"How do you know which teacher is coming?" her eye twitched in annoyance at their idiocy.
"Uh well first of all this is in regards to the Chunnin exam so of course Anko(sensei) will be the one testing my aptitude. And second of all, when we were passing her Mr.Bushybrows here shouted 'Hey sensei! We'll meet you at the usual spot in ten!' Yeah, it was so hard to figure out." She scoffed and lay her head back against her arms. "And I figure that Lee is here to test my strength, endurance, and agility, Neji is here to test my chakra, Shikamaru is here to test my wits and Naruto is here to test my..." she cocked her head, "my patience." Neji and Shikamaru choked back laughter and snuck surreptitious glances toward the other two teens who apparently had ADD because they'd left already in order to talk to each other.
"So uh... How did you do that thing earlier?" Shikamaru flopped down beside her (though because he'd flinched she knew he'd landed on a tree root.)
"What thing?" she asked drowsily.
"The thing where you got everyone to accept you easily, you know earlier? Oh and how'd you know our names?" He watched as Neji wandered off, to do... well... whatever Neji does.
"That's called charisma," she yawned, "And charm... you don't have it." She blinked. "Anko's here." She stood and held a hand out to Shikamaru. He grabbed it, fully expecting to have to pull himself up when she suddenly hefted him (easily in fact) up, his feet landing softly after his whole body had lifted off the ground by a good four inches. He blinked and opened his mouth to say something, but she was already walking toward Anko (presumably.) Neji stood next to him. He turned to Neji with a bemused expression. Neji shrugged.
(07:11:46am)
"You're the newbie huh?" Anko said. She held a hand to her hip. She shrugged. "Looks like I have my work cut out for me." Shikamaru opened his mouth to contest her statement but Saiki cut in as usual.
"Yup," Saiki said lazily. Despite the promise of a hard work out (or so it seemed to the others because of her stature) the girl remained completely lax.
"Alright, first will be the chakra test. Since you aren't from around here," No... ya think? "You'll need an explanation I'm sure." Saiki shook her head.
"I don't. Just tell me what you're going to do." Anko's mouth (still slightly open) shut.
"Well uh... okay then... I'll just start. I'm going to push my chakra through your body and then Neji's going to observe your chakra flow and help you control it." Saiki 'hmph'ed. Anko placed her hand on Saiki's shoulders. Anko shoved her chakra through the short girl's body and the shoulders beneath her palms tensed but Saiki's face remained impassive. Anko's chakra continued to pour throughout the girl's body and yet the girl's chakra had yet to appear. Anko glanced anxiously at Neji, he shook his head. She decided to cut off the flow before it got too late and gave one final burst of power. And the unintended side effect was that all of her chakra was sucked out and into the girl. Anko collapsed and Saiki caught her. The boys' eyes bugged out of their heads.
"Uh... Right..." Seeing the small girl easily carrying the older woman was slightly disconcerting, to say the least. Saiki carried Anko to the tree that her bag was under and placed her gently down, using her bag as an impromptu pillow for the woman. She turned to the boys and cracked her knuckles.
"What now kids?" They gulped.
(07:55:45am)
Lee huffed, his face was red and he was sweating profusely. Each breath was labored. Saiki let out a slow breath in exasperation. The boy was still fighting. Her last combination (triple left pivot kick to the shoulder, two uppercuts and seven jabs to the stomach in rapid order) hadn't even winded the girl. Saiki pushed her glasses further up the bridge of her nose. He charged toward her once again. She sidestepped in a slow seeming manner, never exerting herself, and caught his left arm, deftly bringing it behind his back to immobilize him. She squeezed the muscle half-way between his wrist and elbow and his fist contracted painfully, he couldn't open his hand. She chewed on her tongue in thought and swiftly brought her right hand to his jugular, squeezing until he passed out.
Neji edged closer to Shikamaru (safety in numbers?)
"You sure you still want to test her wits?" Shikamaru glanced over to the tree where Saiki was placing Lee next to Anko.
"Not so much any more."
Neji tried to look reassuring. "At least you won't get hurt... right?"
(08:56:34am)
Shikamaru puzzled over the problems. He puzzled over them again.
"When are you going to finish? And don't blame me for the "hard" questions, You're the one that said the quiz could be any length and any difficulty." she snapped. She waved around her filled sheet in an agitated manner and he tried not to growl at her. It had taken her all but fifteen minutes to solve the questions he gave her, all algebra, trigonometry and physics problems, and he was winding well past the hour mark.
How many birthdays does the average man have? 75 as of estimates of 2008
Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? One
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? Yes
Divide 30 by ½ and add 10. What's the answer? Twenty five
There are three apples and you take away two. How many do you have? One
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many sheep does he have? Eight
How many two cent stamps are in a dozen? Twenty-four
If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound? Why? Yes...Because it fell?
"Fine! I'm done. Troublesome." He growled and shoved his paper into her hands and snatched the other paper away from her. He glanced at all the answers. In fact, there were no notes or work on the paper. Just the answers. Apparently she'd done all the problems in her head. He gritted his teeth. If this were any normal time he would have accused her of cheating but, looking at those who were around, he knew it wasn't possible. Naruto and Lee couldn't have known the answers and Neji... He was too aloof (read: scared) to help the girl.
You are twelve feet from a tree. Your line of sight is 70° from horizontal. Your eyes are 5ft from the ground. How tall is the tree? -- 37.9697 ft.
A motorboat took 3 hours to make a downstream trip with a current of 6 km/h. the return trip against the same current took 5 hrs. Find the speed of the boat in still waters. -- 24 km/h
Write the equation of the line that is perpendicular to y1/2x-6 and passes through the point (-8,4) –- y-2x-12
If you have the height of an object, the length of the object's shadow and the length of another object's shadow, what formula can you use to find the height of the second object? -- SHD/L-H
What is the mass of an object accelerating at 15.0 m/s² with a force of 689.0 N?
-- 45.9 kg
How many electrons (in coulombs) would flow through your body if you were shocked with 2.0 amps for 3.0 seconds? -- 6.0 C
What is the volume of an object with a mass of 1700.6 g and a density of 3.4 g/cm³?
-- 5.0 x 10² mL
12.5Kcal of heat is removed from a block of aluminum metal. The temperature decreases by 9.5°C. What is the mass of the aluminum block? -- 6.0 Kg
Saiki smirked at the paper.
"You got everything except the last question wrong. But you didn't give a valid reason for the last question so you get a half point." She said, amusement clear in her voice.
"WHAT?!" Shikamaru hardly ever put any effort into vocalizing his feelings but right now he was feeling exceptionally expressive.
"The answers were: number one was 1; two was all of them; three was "no, how can he marry if he's dead?"; four was 70; five was 2; six was 9; seven was 12; and eight was yes, because the collision of matter produces vibrations in the air which are picked up by the eardrum or any other such material and translated to sound." She huffed.
"And I'm bored now. So can we get this chakra thing over with?"
(09:02:19)
"Since Anko couldn't bring out your chakra, I'm going to have to open it somehow." Neji activated his byakugan and pressed several points on her body.
"Alright, that should do th--!!" He scuttled backward as massive amounts of chakra... (no, it felt different. Was it Ki? He didn't know.) poured out of her body. Saiki's jaw clenched and her eyes narrowed, feeling the distinct sensation of being drained of energy. That's so not going to happen. She took a deep breath and centered herself. Neji relaxed as the flow of energy stopped. He looked at her, surprised. The energy was now pooled around her in a contained, organized bubble and formed an aura around her. A green, very bright aura. And all of a sudden it disappeared. She glared at him.
"What the hell did you do ass wipe!?" She shouted and stormed off. She grabbed her bag (and Anko, who she slung over her shoulder) and was returning to the village in a huff. "I'm tired of you assholes doing whatever you want to me! This is ENOUGH!" She bellowed. She stalked off.
"Is it really okay to let her go do you think?" asked Naruto. Shikamaru stared in disbelief.
"Do you want to be the one to stop her?" All three boys twitched and went to get Lee.