Right Is Never Wrong-

Alanna: OMG I HAVE A QUESTION!

Ashi: Better not be about socks...or any other type of clothing...

Alanna: Psh yeah as if, L one quick question... what are your views on Splenda/Equal(No calorie sweetners)?

Ashi: O.o Splenda -grumbles- if your GOING TO USE SUGAR then USE THE REAL THING!

Alanna: You've said that before...

Ashi: No duh...

Alanna: You planning on asking something?

Ashi: ZILSAOMGMOD!

Alanna: I'll let you know right now...yes she's normally like this...yes she does have an abnormally high intelligence...which means she's not as stupid as she acts like it...except when reprogramming things not meant to be reprogramed...and yes she probably eats more sugar then you...and yes apparently that IS possible...

Ashi: Hehe...kk I can't think anymore...-walks away...into door-

Alanna: Nice job Ashi...well tata all!!

Dear Right Is Never Wrong,

First of all I have to say I like your penname. And as to answer your question, I really don't like Splenda or Equal. I would rather have the real sugar if possible as it raises my thinking by at least five percent.

Penguini- I'm fascinated with Beyond Birthday. Could you tell me what you know about him? (It's okay, I don't mind spoilers.)

Dear Penguini,

I have to tell you that I am not at liberty to disclose information about him. Although you may ask questions about me, you may not ask questions regarding this particular individual. I do apologize for the inconvienence.

phollie- Before we get started, would you like some cake? offers slice of strawberry cake Did you consider Light as your real friend even though you suspected him of being Kira? What was your best subject in school? Do you know that you have AMAZING hair?

Dear phollie,

I'm sorry, but I do not except any food from anyone unless it is Watari or someone who I feel would not be after me. I consider Light kun more of a rival than a friend. I have my purposes for saying he is my friend. I was good in every subject, so it would have to be everything. Pray tell, what is so amazing about my hair?

Spidey3000-Yay! A funny Deathnote fic that isn't yaoi! OK, here's my questions:

1) Judging by who I'm guessing your crush was, are you sad that Light killed her with the Death Note in the chapter he met her?(damn it, why'd the writer have to kill her? all the other somewhat attractive female characters are either background characters or on Kira's side...)

2) Did you know that someone in Light's class likes you? I don't remember her name, but she appears twice...

3) If Nao...your crush hadn't been engaged, would you have pursued her? You and her are one of my favorite DN pairings.

4) Do you think Misa and Matsuda, if paired in fanfiction, should have more humor fics instead of all those angst/hurt/comfort fics?

5) Are you proud of Near for outsmarting Light?

6) Do you acknowledge the possibility that you may have actually been partially responsible for Light becoming even more devious as the series progressed?

7) Do you like the DN movie? I heard you win in it...

8) Are you aware that there are hordes of crazy fangirls that think you and Light would make a good couple?

Dear Spidey3000,

1) A good guess, but it is not her. Although I feel sad for her loss as well as her death.

2) Yes, her name is Kyoko.

3) I would not pursue Miss Misora.

4) Well, in real life, they are already a humor fic of thier own. So I wouldn't see the purpose.

5) Indeed I am.

6) Yes. He may not have killed so many had I not pursued him. But, I am childish and therefore am the cause of so many innocent people to lose thier lives. I feel he may not have killed the ones that were not criminals if they were not some how connected to me.

7) Hmm... Well, I have to admit. It was pretty good.

8) Yes I am. But I must press that Light kun and I do not have a couple sort of relationship.

TwighlightNatalia-

Eru-chan made a mistake in chapter one! You do wear underware- red boxers, at that. In the episode where you went with Raito and MisaMisa on a date for the first time you fought with Raito and he grabbed you by the shirt collar, yanking said shirt skyward and revealing a rather interesting sight- red boxers. Or perhaps they were red and white stripped boxers, I can't recall. Either way, you made a mistake. Also you make a lot of spelling and grammer mistakes. Alright, now that I'm done chewing you out...Answer me this: What are Matt, Mello, and Near's real names. No spelling errors, I have thirteen so I'll know! Here's another question: How tall are you? This is a trick question.;)

Dear TwilightNatalia,

Ah. I should have specified. I forgot that I began to wear boxers during the time that Light and I wear chained together. This was to avoid discomfort. Sorry for the confusion. As for the spelling and grammer errors, I tend to type to fast making it difficult for the computer to catch up. Matt's name is Mail Jeevas, Mello is Mihael Keehl, and Near is Nate River. And I am about 5' 8".

Megan Marianne Crossheart- OMG L!OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

Kya 1!1!!11!!

L!! OMG ok, umm...can I ask u this; which do you like more, Mello or Near? and what about Matt?

Dear Megan Marianne Crossheart,

I have to say that I like them all equally. They each balance each other out.

216596- " I am reffering to Light-Kira. Only he would come up with a sort of percentage and statement like that." Apart from you, of course?( I had to allow the two percent chance because the death note is a tricky thing...) Either way, just for that, allow me to point out another hole in your anecdote." I don't wear underware. I find them as constircting as socks and so rather hate them." Yet as your fight with Light Yagami, and yes I was paying attention, you wear at the very least gray boxers/undergarnments. And allow me to clarify my last question. Do you share a fondness like B's over the anime/manga Akazukin Cha Cha?

Dear 216596,

Yes apart from me. As, I have explained above, I forgot that I recently started wearing boxers while being chained to Light to avoid discomfort. No, I do not have a fondness for Akazukin Cha Cha.

Orohippus- Mr. Lawliet, had you ever considered any profession other than detective work? If so, what? I am amused by the fact that you only take on cases that interest you(or are worth over a million dollars or more than ten people have died, but mostly the interset thing). Had you not made the selection for your successesor because your death was unexpected, or were you aware that Near and Mello could not succeed without each other's help?

Dear Orohippus,

You may call me L. I never really thought about having a different occupancy. I was aware that Near and Mello would need to help each other as they are both still children.