TheRecorder- Hello, L-san. I have a few question, if it's not to much trouble, but I hope you won't deny me the satisfaction of them being answered. First, it is odd how much sugar you intake. In fact, it is so much that I would like to know if you could give a rough estimate of your daily intake. In addition, you mention once that if one uses their brain, they will not get overweight. If this is true, what kind of activities do partake in to complete such a feat of using all that sugar? Another thing that is very obvious to see is that you do not seem to sleep. In fact, only once do we see you with your eyes closed, and that was during that event that caused so many problems for your fans. Just when, if at all, do you sleep? Along that same thread, but also steering into territory often discussed, yet never quite satisfied, during the time you spent chained to Light Yagami, how were the sleeping arrangements dealt with? I understand the entire matter has been seized upon by some fanfiction writers and twisted to less-than savory purposes. Another question I have is pertaining to your original successors. As you have already, ah, stated, you refuse to share any information on the one known as B, Backup, Beyond Birthday, or Rue Ryuzaki, but I would like to know about A. As we understand, the pressure of succending you drove the boy to suicide, but I would like to know more about the exact causes. I'm afraid this may sound rude, but what part specifically did you play in A's mental collapse? Perhaps did you personally ask too much of him, maybe frequently checked on his progress to his knowledge, or anything else that would bring enormous urgentcy and stakes upon everything A did in his mind? Forgive me if I offend. My final questions relate to your unusual name, L Lawliet. Where were you born and what nationality are you? Everything from British to French has been proposed, but it is just too hard to come to a definitive conclusion without ultimate confirmation.
I look forward to seeing my questions answered, if possible.
Dear TheRecorder,
My intake of sugar varies each day. But as a rough estimate, I probably consume about 2 to 2 1/2 pounds of sugar each day. Unless there are days that I eat more or less. I use about 95 percent of my brain everyday due to the fact that I am a detective and therefore must keep an active mind. I suggest trying to solve puzzles and read detective work related stories or articles. They help you use different parts of your brain. It is true, I do not sleep very often. Sometimes my mind keeps on working and it is unfortunate that my body tends to sleep during different parts of the day. Often times I go days without sleep until my body causes me to collapse without warning. Often times Watari must wake me up and inform me that I fell asleep on my computer. Light kun and I shared a room. I usually stayed up on my laptop while he slept. He had to wear a sort of tag that was attached to his ankle. If he left the vicinity of the bed, an alarm would go off. And might I add that Light kun tends to get very angry and violent when he has to do this. I feel that A may have liked the title, but ultimatly realized that being L is more than it seems. I also figure that he may have felt that dying was the only way out. I may be the one to blame, he was never really a strong person under pressure. And so, I pushed him to his limit. I also suspect he felt ashamed and humiliated. I would rather not reveal my nationality as it may give others clues to my past. So pardon me for not answering this question.
Penguini-Sorry to bother you again. :) But if it's not too personal, I'd like to ask another question. Alright...so, everyone's pretty sure you came from Wammy's House. What were your biological parents like? Or were you too young to remember them?
Dear Penguini,
It's all right. You are not a bother. I prefer not to answer this question as it may reveal important information. So again pardon me.
Wasabikitty10-Oh, so THAT's what those green boxers were.
:D
Can I hug you too?
--WK
Dear Wasabikitty10,
sigh I guess you can have a hug too. (opens arms again and waits awkwardly.)
-Again-
Wasabikitty10-ZOMG IMPOSTER! I have seen your underwear, when you and Light were fighting, and grabbing eachother's shirts, and it's GREEN.
:D
...I know you'd rather not talk about it, but did you kiss Light?
...And yes, I know that I'm a freak. Another question: How much do you weigh?! And another: HOW TALL ARE YOU?!
I betcha I'm taller.
--WK
Dear Wasabikitty10,
If you read the last chapter, then you will finally understand my statement. I have never kissed Light kun and never will. I'm about 110 pounds and I am about 5' 8".
TwilightTarabekah-1. You answered questions about things that happened after your death...so you're dead now, right? How are you answering questions?
2. Why can't you give people information about B? Most people already know some things about him.
3. There's one more thing I'm confused about. You said you started wearing boxers when you and Light were chained together "to avoid discomfort." Did you mean that in the sense that it would be awkward or something? I'm only asking about this because of your saying earlier that you thought underwear was uncomfortable.
Dear TwilightTarabekah,
1) As I have said before, in the story I am dead. But in real life, I am not.
2) I cannot give information because I have to follow the higher up's rules. Even though I may be a great detective I must follow rules and laws myself.
3) Even though underware is uncomfortable, I wore it due to the fact that Light kun and I had to share a room. It would have been very poor conduct of me if I were to be unpresentable at any time. Also, I would not doubt that Light kun's father would have thrown a fit if his son were to tell him that I do not wear underware.
Right Is Never Wrong-
Alanna: OMK!
Ashi: ...
Alanna: MSN HAS A SPELLING MISTAKE!
Ashi: They're not perfect...
Alanna: but they ARE the MSN people!
Ashi: I have spelling mistakes all the time...
Alanna: But your spelling intolerant!
Ashi: Shut up
Alanna: Question L, have you EVER had probloms with things? like Ashi's spelling issues...
Ashi: There not that bad!
Alanna: You spelt the wrong...
Ashi: shut up...
Alanna: My point made
Ashi: Your an idiot
Alanna: I know
Dear Right Is Never Wrong,
Yes. But only because I type so fast.
Phear the Insane-Okay... this is awkward. I'm talking to someone pretending to be a dead anime character... Oh well, I've done weirder stuff- anyway. Now, whoever you are, you ever tasted Salt Sild? And do ya know how to speak/read/write Norwegian? Oh, ever rode a horse? 8D I'm hungry... DX
Bon voyage whoever you are! 8D
Dear Phear the Insane,
If you read the above, you will see that I am not dead. I have never tasted Salt Slid. I can speak, read, and write Norwegian. And yes, I have ridden a horse before.
phollie-Thank you for the answers! And I'm not sure why you have such awesome hair...it's just very...animated? lol.
One more question that I forgot to ask...if you found a Death Note on the ground, what would you do with it? Turn it in, keep it a secret, hopefully not use it like Light?
Dear phollie,
You are welcome. Animated hair hmm...That's a new one. If I found a Death Note, I would most likely give it back to the shinigami.
michi-nin-ano... i was gonna ask you something else, kinda important... which is why i forgot it ." here's another one though, just to satisfy my curiousity: is your cruch ever mentioned or ever appear in the series?
Dear michi-nin,
My crush is not mentioned in the story.
216596-"As, I have explained above, I forgot that I recently started wearing boxers while being chained to Light to avoid discomfort"
-Growls- forgive me for not reading the reveiws posted after mine. -Grumble grumble-
Now, L, lets see how you handle this...
1) Light Yagami is Kira, Kira is Light Yagami. Misa Amane is obviously the second Kira, yet when Amane drops her arguments and simply says she will do as Light says, the later saying she managed to convince Higuchi that she was the second Kira (which she was), you neglected to ask HOW she managed to do so. (And no "He's totally in love with me" does not qualify as an admissible excuse)
2) Have you seen Akazukin Cha Cha? (that Could explain why you don't like it.)
3) MAJOR SLIP-UP! Why did you not keep a constant watch on Rem? (if there was a super-natural being in the same room with me that could kill me without a seconds notice, I WOULD WATCH IT.)
4) What exactly do you mean by "the good guys always win" or "justice will prevail"?
5) Can you be sure that B is really dead?
And last but not least,
6) WHY IS IT THAT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE DROPPING OF CARDIAC ARREST AND NO-ONE EVEN THINKS ABOUT USING CPR?! It is quite possible for one to die and still live, after all…
Dear 216596,
1) I was unable to ask her out loud, but I later confided it to Watari. A mistake on my half.
2) Yes I have.
3) I was more concerned with Watari at the time.
4) I just said that to make the others feel better. I often see these lines appear in military areas and felt they should be added.
5) No, I can not.
6) When someone's name is written in the Death Note there is no going back. And by the time they hit the floor, they were pretty much dead. As a matter of fact, I'm surprised that I managed to say a few last words before dying.
YumiStar-Ok L, First I like to state that I will not question weather your the real L or not. You've gotten enough of that. Secound, beware my spelling grammer. sometimes I type too fast and sometimes my brain shuts down and I can't spell a word correctly. ANYWAY, I ask different questions.
1)Have you've ever played any RpG game before?
2)Though I know your anti-Kira, do you think that there are some peoele that the world would be better off with?
3)What's your favorute Anime?
Um, that's it for now, I guess. Good luck with any future cases! :D
-YumiStar
Dear YumiStar,
1) Yes I have. With Matt and that was when I was very young.
2) Yes there always are.
3) I prefer to read detective novels.
Thank you for the good luck.
A musing on Death Note-
Isn't it ironic that both Light kun and I die from heart attacks caused by a shinigami?