Ice Among Fire-L, there are only two question in which I can think of at the moment. Do you know how Light keeps his hair so perfectly straight? And DON'T tell me that you have no idea because you were chained to him for a reasonable amount of time to be able to answer this question. Forgive me if this next question is a bit outrageous. At the beginning of the manga series when you first met the task force members, you had eyebrows. After a few chapters, they disappeared. What happened to them?
Dear Ice Among Fire,
Light kun puts alot of hairspray and mousse into his hair to keep it like that. Also anti-frizz shampoo and conditioner is what he prefers to use. My hair tends to cover up my eyebrows most of the time.
Phear the Insane-Oh... Det ga jammen i meg mening! 8D Og jeg veit DU ikke sa det, er bare vant til sånt... XD Det blir en vane! Hehe... språk er min sterke side! X3 Naw! Så søtt! Hvilken rase? Str. 1- 2- eller 3-? Jeg er og forblir en heste-freak så... Okay... du er vel ikke det da! X3 Hem... finne... noen? OO Høres... kjedelig ut... DX Lurer på hvem det kan være... Hvordan har du lært deg Norsk egentling? Og kan du Svensk da? 8D
Buh-bye
Dear Phear the Insane,
I can do swedish as well. And no, I am not Norwegian.
Geenie ate me-Okay, no hugs, no are you L questions, and no offering you food. Got it. But I can ask you some so to speak, ridiculous yet rather puzzling questions?
1) Okay this has been bothering me. From what I can tell Beyond Bithday never met you in person. So how was he able to know exactly what you looked like and copy you?
2) You've been constantly saying that Light was your rival not a friend, so why rub his foot? I mean...that's just...weird...I don't rub my rival's foot...
3) In one of the questions you claimed that you were surprised to say some last words before you died, I really just recall you falling over and Light smiling like the Grinch. Unless you mean when you were calling for Watari...
4) One day I decided to ask my friend Krissy this, who's is better, Light's or L's? Her response was that Light had no and you had too much of one from your sweets...What's your feelings on that?
5) Besides Misa, who did you find the most annoying in the group when working on the Kira case?
6) I liked you from the start, and you were always my favorite character...AND I MEAN IT! But why was I upset that you won in the Death Note movie Last name?
7) Do you think my user-name is Godawful?
8) In yaoi fics, why are you always the perverted one?
9) Have you ever had a imaginary friend?
10) If I shamelessly advertised my Death Note fics would you...
A) Read them.
B) Not read them.
C) Pretend that you read them.
11) Do you think Light is a psycho path?
I know, a lot of stupid mindless questions but...I'm sure you're used to it by now...ANSWER AT RISK! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dear Geenie ate me,
1) He somehow saw me using other means.
2) I did that to stall some time and ask him a few questions and tell him some things in return.
3) No. I was able to say a few words, although they did not come out coherently.
4) I'm not sure what you are asking here.
5) Matsuda hands down.
6) I have no idea. Maybe you have a secret desire for Light kun to win?
7) Not at all.
8) I have no idea, but I wish it would stop.
9) No. I've always been a little to serious.
10) I may analyze them. No, more like skim through them to see if they are interesting. However, I rarely read any.
11) No. He is very intelligent. Light kun just has a rather unusual look on how criminals should be punished.
hikarugirl-Hi L!!
Thanks for your answer! You rock!
But now I have another question... Well, it's not exactly a question, but... Anyway, I was wondering if you could possibly tell us a joke.
C'mon, you have to know at least one!
Ok, hope you answer..
kisses,
hikaru!
Dear hikarugirl,
Q: What does a man do standing up that a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
a: Shake hands.
Mello told me that one.
TwilightNatalia-I would like to note that although you answered my first question, pertaining to the true names of the three, you did not outwit me regarding my second inquiry. The trick was, no one knows any information regarding L's physical statistics. The true L would have refused to disclose this information. All figures that appear in 13 are estimates based on his physical appearance in comparison to other characters, namely Light. Also, I notice a pattern in your spelling and grammar mistakes. Even when the correct spellings of things are given to you, you do not spell them correctly. I believe this to be a cause of L's lack of awareness of the cut and paste tools provided in the most basic of computers. Goodbye, imposter.
L
Dear TwilightNatalia,
Ah, I see. I never did tell you my statistics at all. As a matter of fact I gave you only the ones that were in the thirteenth book. Only Watari and myself know my true height and weight. Do you really think that I would be as foolish as to give you real answers to those questions? Furthermore, even those answers are very misguiding. To think you would rely on a book for the anwers to myself is just ludicrous. And you are very wise to believe that I use the cut and paste method, but I only do that to save time as I am currently very busy. But rest assured, when I have the time to go through and thoroughly rewrite it I shall. Until next time, L.
kisa sohma cookie-Yay!!(runs to you and hugs)you're warm. Its so cold where i live right now...Anyway time for more questions, 1. Did you ever get really tired at one time and then mistake Near for a giant marshmellow and try to eat his head? I know kinda out there but it could happen (he's fluffy..)2. Are you really a pervert like Misa says? I mean i know you said everything you did was for investigative purposes but i remeber the author saying at one point that you're very good at lying (looks at you suspiciously.)Not that i would mind, i'd still love you! 3. My friend begged me to ask you this so if you want to kick someone kick her, but are you ticklish? (if the answer is yes then run...run fast...she will chase you around...trust me T-T)4. What type of music do you like to listen to? Okay thats all for now Lawliet-kun! thank you (kisses you one the cheek and runs away...fast
Dear kisa sohma cookie,
1) No. I never have.
2) No. The likelyhood of me being a pervert is about 5 percent.
3) Yes I am. I doubt she will catch me though considering the fact that you don't know where I am.
I listen to classical and opera music as it increases my thinking ability by at least seven percent.
(stares after you.) What's gotten into her?
michi-nin-Well, not sure if I'm sorry about this, but I don't believe you're L. Anything you can do to prove to me that you are? Here's another question for you: who's the only person in the world(not Watari) that can hack into your database? That is all.
dear michi-nin,
Beyond Birthday once did and the government of course can get into my database.
Wounded Shell Of Myself-L, I must ask...in chapter 3, somebody asked you Matt's, Mello's, and Near's real names, and you gave them out...something unlikely of you to do. May I ask why?
But what I really want to know...would you go (or have you ever been) to The Rocky Horror Picture Show? What do (or did) you think of it? I am quite aware of your desire to work most of the time, and you would much prefer to read detective novels instead of watch TV or movies...but it is still something I would like to know.
What do you do when you are not working? Surely you must have some other hobby besides cracking cases and annoying Light.
OK enough with the questions. hugs you Bye!
Dear Wounded Shell Of Myself,
I feel it is pointless to hide thier names as everyone seems to know them through the books of Death Note. I have never seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show and so I could not give you a straight answer for that. I go and visit the Wammy's house to check on Near, Matt, and Mello.
LizluvsSpongebob-THANX SO MUCH 4 THE HUG! OMG! OMG! okay, so would u ever consider marrying some1 or having kids? just wondering. oh n...can i have another hug?! thanx!
Liz
Dear LizluvsSpongebob,
You're welcome. Hmm...I never thought about that. Probably not. I couldn't be to sure if they really love me or if they were going to hurt me. sigh I guess you can have another one.
Animelover1002-crosses armsSo to put it simply you thought I was an idiot?How rude!...shrugsOh well!Heck,you shouldn't trust everyone you meet on the internet!Anyway,I have another question,is everybody who died in the show also dead in real life?Oh and Helena wanted to know if Matt(a.k.a Mail Jeeves)is still alive.shakes headSilly fangirls.They'll destroy us all!
Sayonara!
Dear Animelover1002,
No. I never said you were an idiot. They are not dead in real life. Yes, he is still alive. In person. In the book, he is dead.
-Again-
Animelover1002-OKAY PEOPLE!WE'VE ESTABLISHED HE WEARS GOd DAMN UNDERWEAR!WILL YOU STOP MAKING SUCK A FUSS OVER IT?!I MEAN IT'S UNDERWEAR FOR GOD'S SAKE!huffsSorry for my out burst,just it was begining to me off that some girls are completely emgrossed in men's underwear!Its sick and pervy!sticks out toungeBLECK!And if anybody has a problem feel free to email me!
You are forgiven and I must agree with you. I'm beginning to regret answering that question.
-And Again-
Animelover1002-I have another question!(Yes,I know this is my 3rd email but I don't care!)Why is everyone asking for hugs?I mean you can't go through the computer to hug him!The computer is SOLID!
Dear Animelover1002,
I have no idea why everyone wants a hug. Is hugging a new fad or something? I'm sorry but I don't understand why someone would want to hug someone they do not know so well. And again I agree. You cannot get a hug through a computer as it is sooild and whoever is on the other side could be millions of miles away from you.
Wasabikitty10-SQUEE! Even though there is a 87.9 percent chance that you are not L, I'm going to hug you anyway! (glomps)
Ok, I'm done.
...Here, as an apology for all my annoyingness, take this wedding cake that I stole from... I dunno.
I think it's strawberry. You may have it all! WHOOT! (runs in circles screaming)
--WK
Dear Wasabikitty10,
(stares and starts thinking of ways to escape.) Uhh...Thank you for the cake although I don't think you need anymore.
toya1255-I know L doesn't like to disclose any kind of information, but could u please tell me who are u looking for? At least a hint?...I'm not a moron...so I'm perfectly able to deduce it. I love solving puzzles to...my IQ proves it. I won't tell u...I know u don't want to know either...so why bother? until next time! (kiss u on the cheek...again xD)
Dear toya1255,
I'm sorry but as this is a case, I'm not allowed to tell you anything that might put you at risk. And I do not doubt you have a good I.Q.
ChibiPandaChan-Hm, I'm unsure whether or not I SHOULD do this, considering it's more of an impulsive idea that I got, and I usually regret impulsive decisions, but why not? I have nothing better to do. I will be honest, because I can't stand people who don't give honest opinions...I don't think you are L. But that's just me. You could be for all I know (shrug). You get enough of that "are you really L" bullsh-t from too many other people. You answer a lot of questions, and first I'd like to say that I do appricate how you are not giving half-assed answers like most others would. Thank you. First of my questions; does it ever bother you that there are many fan girls who might try to tackle (slash) attack you if they ever saw you (assuming you're actually L of course)? Second, Death note is based off of real people, or is most of it made up? Because it seems far-fetched, but you never know really. Third: You said that you enjoy spedning time with Mello, Matt and Near, and that they complete each other, or rather, balance each other out. I would like your opininon on how you think so, if you do not mind. Here's something else: why have a fan fiction acount? There are many other places you could've gone to, so why this one? Five: I understand that you do not enjoy yaoi that concerns you. To be honest, I wouldn't either. It's rather creepy, I think. But if it was incredibly well written, with a good story-line (and it didn't involve you) would you still read it? The last question: I know that information on BB is classified, and A isn't...did you feel anything when you realized that "Kira" killed BB, or when A died? Was there some kind of remorse or just a pang of sadness? I think I've been bothering you for long enough...I apologize for spelling mistakes and language...and anything else I forgot to mention...
Dear ChibiPandaChan,
Yes. Which is why it is another good reason for me being in hiding. It is made up of course. But most of the people, such as myself, are what inspired this story. Mello is more spontanious than Near and so Mello gives Near outside information. However Near is calm and can use that in order to figure things out. Matt sort acts as a 'go between' with Mello and Near. He can make both of them work together if necessary. That is how they balance each other out. There is a rumor that someone I am looking for is here. Probably not. I'm not into yaoi/yuri/or hentai. I did indeed feel a little remorse. And a little disappointed in both of them.