Animelover1002-See!Someone actually agrees with me that you can't go through the computer!ADn yes I do blieve it is a new fad or something.And I know you didn't call me an idiot(and I aplogize for thinking that),just I had homework over load!And I know you're the real L because I did the math!And Hurt my brain while I was at it!

Sayonara!

Dear Animelover1002,

I see. Well just keep doing your homework then.

-Again-

Animelover1002-In chapter 6, you told one lady that when you listen to opera and classical music in raises your IQ by 7,but you told Jessie that it raises by 10!Why is that?ANd I'm sorry I email so much!

Dear Animelover1002,

I thought that I may have been pushing it when I said it raised my IQ by ten percent. So I reevaluated my calculation.

Peaches and Sweet Cream-Konnichiwa/Ohayou gozaimasu, L-kun! Obviously, I have a few (a lot more than a few) questions for you...
(a) If Mail-kun was the only one left to solve the Kira case after you died, do you think he would have won?
(b) When did you first try candy?
(c) Did you ever confess to your crush?
(d) Have you ever been confessed, love-wise, to?
(e) Apart from being you real name, do you think L could stand for anything?
(f) Why did you never choose a successor?
(g) Is Nate-kun obsessed with toys simply because he was influenced by his own looks?
(h) What's your favorite band/singer?
(i) Do you ever celebrate your birthday? If so, how?
(j) Did you ever meet Mail's, Mihael's, and/or Near's parent(s)
(k) Have you ever seen people who cosplay as you? If so, what are your thoughts on their costumes?
(l) Who's your favorite task force member, personality-wise?
Love and kisses to my favorite detective,
-Peaches and Sweet Cream

Dear Peaches and Sweet Cream,

I must say that I like the pen name as that is one of my favorite desserts.

(a) Perhaps. I cannot say for sure. He tends to be a slacker sometimes.

(b) Probably when I was four.

(c) Yes.

(d) Yes.

(e) Maybe.

(f) I left the spot open to those who would push themselves. Also it allows someone to do it of thier own free will. I would never want someone to do it if they could not handle the stress, as was the case with A. I thought he had it in him, but I was wrong in the end.

(g) Near plays with toys to help him think. Just like I eat sweets to help me focus.

(h) Sarah Brightman. She is an opera star.

(i) I don't really celebrate it. A birthday is almost like every other day for me. And not many people remember it any way.

(j) No. I have not.

(k) Yes I have. I must say that some of them are really close to me.

(l) Most likely Soichiro Yagami. He is serious and really takes upholding justice seriously. The only thing that is annoying is that he often puts his family before and would make up excuses for his son than see the truth in front of his eyes.

TwilightNatalia-I did not say that you used the cut and paste tool, I was implying that you did not know how. In one of my previous reviews I made certain every word was spelled correctly and they still appeared in that chapter wrong. I am also not relying on the book, I meant you would even have given us an idea of your true height and weight. I do not believe that every calculation in that book is correct, nearly all the characters are severely underweight for their heights. Clearly these aren't accurate numbers. Are you done arguing with me yet, a lot of people say I should be a lawyer because I've almost never lost an arguement. Tara and my mother are the only two people who ever win. And I doubt an L imposter will either.
L

Dear TwilightNatalia,

Hmmm...It seems that you have not followed me close enough. I only repeated facts to you from the book to see your reaction. It seems you are determined to stop me. Perhaps you are somehow invloved with the person I am looking for? There may be a three percent chance that you are in league with that person. And if you wish to challenge me than I have no choice but to keep facing you through and through. I have said before, I am childish and hate to lose just as much as you. But I will give you a shot. Let's see how well of a lawyer you may become then. Because as of so far, I am unimpressed. Until next time, L.

KiraXchan-Hello, I am Kira. Am I your rumor?

Dear KiraXchan,

I highly doubt you are the person I am looking for. There is only a two percent chance that you may be the person. And there is only a three percent chance that the person I am looking for would tell me that.

ChibiPandaChan-Makes sense, I think, to be in hiding. Interesting to know that such people inspired the story. May I inquire as to how you met the author? I also think it's interesting on how you say they balance each other out. That was how I thought they would all work together. I have another question however. Why make a fan fic? If you don't mind me asking, is it to attract the attention of however you're supposedly looking for? Hm, I have a question for you about accuracy of characters portrayed, and that is; how well is it? Obviously, being based off of real people, I'm sure that there are different things, but it would be...nice? to know...Hm, I am unsure how to phrase that properly.

Dear ChibiPandaChan,

We met by a very interesting situation. Of course I cannot tell you as it may give me away. Yes, it is to attract the attention of the one that I am trying to catch. It is fairly on the dot. Some of them are however, a little extreme. Light kun and Misa were fairly different in the book than in real life.

Amaya the Winged Fox-As much as I'd like to bombard you with "Are you really L?" questions, I accept that some things in life that seem completely absurd are actually true. If you aren't really L than it's okay because this is a fun way to spend some time on the net. If you are, than I thank you for sharing some of your time with us readers.

1) You said that there's a rumor that someone you're looking for may be on fanfiction. Is this why you set up this "fanfic", in hopes of luring that person out (assuming they read DN fanfics at all)?

2) I can't help but notice you sighing whenever someone wants to hug you. Do you find that annoying/akward/disturbing/etc.?

3) You once said that Light is your first/only (can't remember which) friend. What are your thoughts on how MANY people across the globe would like to be your friends, and that a good number of them would like to glomp/kidnap/-insert unappropriate thing here- you?

4) What are your thoughts on fangirl/boyism and obsessive fangirl/boyism?

5) While we're on that subject, you're thoughts on fangirl/boyism on minor and mostly unknown characters like Matt and BB?

Thank you for taking the time to answer our questions, Lawlipop! Or would you prefer caram-L more?

P.S.: Since I feel that you don't enjoy hugging so much, how about a smile? )

Dear Amaya the Winged Fox,

1) Quite correct. I was afraid others would not have caught on. Only few managed to and that somehow makes me both happy and worried.

2) It's more out of reluctance. I just don't see why so many would want a hug.

3) I just hope they know that they will never find me.

4) I think that it is ridiculous. There should be no reason for someone to get obsessive over somebody.

5) That is up to them on who they like.

You may call me L, Ryuzaki, or Ruga. Please never refer me to any of those names again. And you may smile at me.

Geenie ate me-Yay! You answered them! But it makes me kinda want to ask more...here...lemme think up of some...

1) What if Light really wasn't Kira? (And yes, I know he is, but just for the moment, WHAT IF he wasn't?)

2) Why can't Near stand?

3) Did you look up to Yagami-san? Light's dad?

4) What were you thinking when you stood there as Light passed away on the last episode?

5) Okay, this has to be the most stupidest one...My apologies..but...If you're the perverted one in the yaoi fan fics, what I'm wondering is...WHY IS LIGHT ALWAYS THE WOMAN?! Awkward.

6) If I started a Ask Kira fic, would that be considered copying?

7) Why were you reading magazines about Misa? And this was before you met her and knew she was the 2nd Kira...And you did know what issue she started on...Are you really a fan? Or perhaps, were a fan?

8) Near called Light a serial killer, do you agree? (I've been waiting for somebody to say that to his face...)

Turns out you may possibly be right about the whole secret desire for Light to win thing...BUT I HATE HIS GUTS! AH! But I was rooting for him and not Near...I don't like Near...

Thanks for answering the first time and and if you answer these, thanks again. L OWNS ALL!!

Dear Geenie ate me,

1) I believe he would have become a great detective.

2) Near can stand. He just chooses not to.

3) In a way. He was a very noble man indeed. Something that I admire really.

4) Two words..."I win."

5) I have no idea. Probably because he complains alot.

6) Yes it would be.

7) I'm not really a fan. But as soon as I came to Japan her name was all I heard. I was curious And read about her. When I found out that she had lost her parents at the hands of a burglar, I decided to keep a watch on her.

8) Yes I do agree. Even though Light kun thinks what he is doing is right, it isn't. He even killed people who were innocent.

phollie-Tehehe, it's me again...sorry, but this is growing to be quite addictive.

Do you have a favorite season/book/color?
Do you consider Watari as a father figure or just someone that you trust with your identity? Both, perchance?
Does being a detective, especially the greatest in the world, ever get tiring? Does it have many negative aspects?

Dear phollie,

My favorit season is fall. My favorite book is "The Black Dahlia," by James Ellroy. And my favorite color is white. I see Watari as a trusted friend and advisor. Yes it does get tiring after a while. But I always want to bring criminals to an end. So, therefore, I really enjoy what I do.

Penguini-1. What inspired your username? (I like it, by the way.)

2. Do you have a Myspace?

3. Do your feet ever get really cold, especially in the winter? (What with you never wearing anything on your feet.)

4. Do you not sleep because of insomnia, or because you force yourself to be awake because you think eight hours every night is a monumental waste of time?

5. What is your ethnic background? I'm curious, and it's difficult to tell with animation.

6. What is the best book you've ever read?

7. What is your favorite flavor of jelly/jam?

Thanks,
Katie

Dear Penguini,

1. There is more to it than a name.

2. No I do not.

3. Sometimes, but I'm stubborn and refuse to wear socks.

4. A little bit of both.

5. I cannot tell you this. It could be vital information.

6. "The Black Dahlia."

7. I like any kind really.

X-bLaCk-MoOn-sHiNiGaMi-X-Random question.

I dare you to write a yaoi fic.

It's not a question. I don't care.

Dear X-bLaCk-MoOn-sHiNiGaMi-X,

I do believe I will not write any such thing. And you should not read any of those by the way.

ninja-pirate21-Hi L!! OMG, you are so awesome! Glomps you Sorry...had to get that out of my system. Ok, on with my random questions:

1. Why do you hold things in such a weird way?
2. What is your idea of the perfect date? I know you probably don't like dates, but c'mon humor me!
3. My dream is to be a private investigator one day. Can you give me some tips on how I can accomplish my goal?
4. Both you and Near are my favorite characters. I can't decide who I like the best...you two are so much alike. Please tell me, is Near so smart that he somehow figured out a way to skip puberty? Isn't he supposed to be in his late teens by the end of the manga, but he still looks like a 10 year old? He's so adorable, I could just squeeze him!
5. What is your favorite kind of cake? Personally, I love all cake! Would you share your cake with me?? :)

That is all...for now!

Dear ninja-pirate21,

1. I hold things differently so as to leave as little evidence as possible. And also not to smudge documents with fingerprints and such.

2. The knid where I do not have to worry if the other person is trying not to kill me or hurt me in any way.

3. Start by not telling everyone. And start trying to solve cases of your own. Look for small details in everything.

4. He did not escape puberty. That is unavoidable. Just try not to think about it so much.

5. I like all kinds of cake. Especially strawberry short cake. No, I would not share with you for reasons.