Animelover1002-whinesBut its hard!You're lucky you're so smart,but I have to think much harder than you do!Homework rots my brain,the only thing that helps is a good book and TV!Noramlly,people say that TV rots your brain,but it actually helps me think!So does music,which is why I listen to it while I do my homework!
Oh and in the episode you fought with Light,what did you mean when you said,"Once is once"? I was reading that volume today and I had to wonder why.
Sayonara!
Dear Animelover1002,
What I meant by "once is once," is that Light kun would resort to violence. All it takes is one time and you cannot stop that habit.
ChibiPandaChan-Ah, so you're tyring to catch someone. How well do you think that you were portrayed? And, just a question that I have...when did you arrive at the Wammy House?
Dear ChibiPandaChan,
I think I was portrayed very well. Probably when I was five.
KiraXchan-But you never really know that, considering it would probably throw you off track if I do happen to be the one you're searching for.
Dear KiraXchan,
While that maybe true I still keep anyone here under at least a two percent chance that they may be who I am looking for.
IAMReapercon-denken Sie Sie können mich stoppen?
Dear IAMReapercon,
Stop you from what?
-Again-
IAMReapercon-
the last one was a test,
i wish to ask you a question if i may.
where there letters before you?
The chance of you being L is 6 percent.
do you know
Reper
Dear IAMReapercon,
Iam also fluent in German as well. I am required to travel a lot, so I have learned alot of languages. Yes there were, but that is all you need to know.
Amaya the Winged Fox-There is something that Peaches and Sweet Cream said that I've noticed too. (not the "you being L" thing, you already know my opinion on that) I went through your mostly empty profile, and noticed that you (as I type this down) have 7 favorited stories. 6 from Hellsing, 1 for Labyrinth.
1) Do those stories have anything to do with your search for that person? If so, is it because the person reads them too? or are the writers involved in it somehow? Or are they just another way to get that person's attention?
2)Or do you just like the stories enough to add them to your favorites?
3) Since profiles don't show stories you've alerted, I can't be sure if there's really just 7 fics you're keeping an eye on or not. But if you were, why only favorite 7? Is that another way to track down the person?
Meh, I'm probably overanalyzing this or something... I always feel that certain things just HAVE to be connected somehow..
Oh!
4) What are your plans for this fanfiction, once you find the person you're looking for? Are you going to continue answering questions, or shut down the fic or something? Or have you already found that person?
Dear Amaya the Winged Fox,
1) Ah, that is a question I do not feel is safe to answer just yet.
2) The same goes for this answer as well.
3) Again the same answer as above. Sorry for the inconvienence.
-Again-
Amaya the Winged Fox-Oh, oops! made a mistake ppl! I meant Ice Among Fire, not Peaches and Sweet Cream (awesome usernames by the way guys!) Hope no one gets confused about this (or makes a big deal about it; everyone makes mistakes)
Dear Amaya the Winged Fox,
It's all right to make mistakes once in a while.
Emerald Skies-Omg. It's L.
No, i'm not going to ask you to prove it. Tee hee.
Just answer me this.
Why is Near's hair white?
And have you even seen the live-action movie? If ya have, what did ya think of Ken'ichi?
And do you ever wish you were Jeffree Star?
Dear Emerald Skies,
There is a specific reason that he has requested that I do not tell you. He wishes to keep that secret to himself. Yes, I have. He did pretty good. No, I do not.
LizluvsSpongebob-omg! i really need ur help! What do u think i should do: if i'm currently taking regular classes n i qualify for AP and Dual Credit classes, which 1 should i take? OH AND UR HAIR IS SO AWESOME! And one more thing...can i have another hug?
Liz
Dear LizluvsSpongebob,
I would say Ap classes as they tend to look good on college references. Please do not hug me this time. I feel I have been hugged enough right now.
Ice Among Fire-I also agree with TwilightNatalia. I have read another fan fiction similar to this, and they did not come as close as what you can impose. But unfortunately, L is only a fictional character created in the mind of Takeshi Obata and drawn to life by Tsugumi Ohba. If fictional characters came to life, J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter would be walking among us. And you can spot him from a mile away. And I won't even tell you how easy it would be to find Edward Cullen from the Twilight series. Anyway, the real L, if he existed, would scan over what he typed and fix any grammatical mistakes or anything that was not true BEFORE he posted it. Sorry, but I am not convinced, 'L'. (And I also looked through your favorite stories. You have a major obsession with Hellsing.)
Dear Ice Among Fire,
I quite agree that this is a stretch, but I assure you that I am L. And that I am real. How else do you think they got the idea of the characters? And no I do not have an obsession with 'Hellsin.' There is a reason those are there though I cannot share with you the information. And you assume to much. I do not go over every sort of mistake. If there indeed is a typo then Watari usually fixes it. I am all ways on some new case and cannot go over the papers as I tend to work on several cases at once. So do not assume what you do not know.
Peaches and Sweet Cream-Aw, thanks, L-kun. I appreciate that. I have just two questions this time...
(a) If you were transported to a world (with no way to go back) full of rabid fangirls who wanted to, aherm, rape you, and you had nowhere to hide, how would you retaliate? Because I've been studying witchcraft recently, and I think that I might be able to bring you here... -Insert evil laughter here-
(b) If the worst, most gruesome and disgusting case ever called for you to pretend to be gay for a certain period of time or write a yaoi fiction or two, would you do it?
(c) When you confessed to your crush, what did she say?
Much more love and hope that I can operate a portal,
-Peaches and Sweet Cream
Dear Peaches and Sweet Cream,
(a) I doubt that. There would be no way for you to find me. And if I were left to defend myself I would.
(b) Unfortunately yes. I have had to do some pretty strange things before.
(c) I do not wish to tell you that.
the eyes of a god-In the manga, your last thoughts were apparently something along the lines of, 'So I was right...but I...' and then, well, you know. Care to finish the sentence?
Also, what would you do if you became diabetic?
Dear the eyes of a god,
I was going to say " So I was right, you are Kira. But I don't want to lose to you." And if I became diabetic, I would just have to cope with it.
Mary Magdalena-abuseI was surprised to read that your favorite movie is Sleepy Hollow. That is also my favorite film. Anyway, on to the questions:
1. I read that you enjoy classical and opera music. Does this include film scores? And if so, do you have a favorite?
2. How frequently do you read?
3. How did you come about your stunning intelligence? Heriditary or aqcuired?
4. Does Watari know everything about you because you regularly confide in him? If so, I think that is heartwarming; Watari is such a good person.
5. Are you obsessive compulsive? Reasons for me believing so include: your constant consumption of sweets, the persistant way you sit, the way you handle objects, ect. I also believe Near may be obsessive compulsive as well, as he frequently has a finger intwined in his hair and he is always surrounded by toys. And I believe that Mello has anti-social personality disorder. Tell me, are any of these assumptions be misplaced?
6. Last question. How many languages can you speak fluently?
Oh yeah, and one more thing: I must say that I believe you are the greatest fictional character ever created in the history of japanese anime. Reason being that you stand completely in your own catagory; I cannot call to mind anyone who previously exhibited your characteristics and traits. So, kudos to that.
- M. M
Dear Mary Magdalena,
1. No.
2. As often as I can.
3. I've all ways been gifted I suppose. I also studied quite alot when I was little.
4. I can't answer that.
5. No. I am just...eccentric.
6. Quite a few really.
The book me is fictitional to a fault. However the real me is not.
draco-is-the-punk-Good day L. It is nice to see you. I have a few questions for you.
1. What proportion of 24 hours do you spend sleeping? You have very fetching dark circles under your eyes which I haven't yet developed despite often getting less than four hours sleep (and I don't drink much coffee so I expect you get less)
2. Do you enjoy popular music?
3. What is your stance on animal rights?
4. Do you believe in reincarnation?
5. Can murder ever be justified? You were going to send Kira to be executed, and said that you intended to test the murder notebook.
6. What type of shampoo do you use?
7. Do you like jam?
Dear draco-is-the-punk,
1. I sleep perhaps twice to three times a week.
2. Not really.
3. That they should have some just as we humans have some.
4. Not really.
5. No, murder cannot be justified. Once you kill some one, you become a murderer.
6. I think it's called pantene.
7. Yes I do.
TwilightNatalia-I am not involved with Kira in any way. You may repeat facts to me all you want, but I am quite convinced that you are not L. Tara would like to point out, though, that you are one of the better imposters. I agree, but you're not playing the role 100 percent. Keep it up, the rest of these fools believe you. Still, you haven't given me much material to work with this time, L would at least give me something to work with to form a good arguement. Oh well...until next time yourself, "L."
L
Dear TwilightNatalia,
I never said anything abot Kira. Why would you asume that? I said some one, not Kira. All ready a weak case. You need to keep a better track on people you want to build a case on. And I have to say that I am no imposter. And a real lawyer would all ready have a case put together. They would not need some one to give it to them. Otherwise they would make a poor lawyer. And you assume too much. As I have already told Ice Among Fire, there is a book me and a real life me. You are going by the book me. However, I am going by the real me. I was a person that the author once met. Thus, I was made into a book character. However, some facts are stretched about me. So, do not argue when you are in the wrong. Sometimes you may just make a small mistake and that could lead to trouble. Until next time, L.
Haku'sBest13-Me again! Well...
1) I was wondering what was going through your head when Light was looming over you while you lay dying. Was it more like... "SON OF A , THIS HURTS!!" Or... "I knew that you were Kira, and that I would lose the battle. But remember Light Yagami... I never lost a war, and I don't intend to this time." Or, "That's fine, . My successors are going to get you anyway." Or... "I thought we were friends... -tear-" Or all of them combined in some sort of awesome way?! Were you merely thinking of Watari and his well being, or your entire life all together?
2) Who taught you capoeira? Did Naomi Misora have some major significance to your training when she threw you down the stairs at the end of "LABBMC"?
3) What's your favorite sweet thing to eat and to drink("I like everything" or "I don't have one" is not an answer!)?
4) Have you ever told your crush that you liked them?
5) If someone was crying next to you in a public place, would you comfort them?
6) If you were sitting at a bus stop and an old person was standing next to you panting from walking so far but had no where to sit, would you give up your seat so they could sit down?
7) Do you like cats?
8) Did you see Watari as a father figure, or merely an caretaker?
9) If you didn't die, which Wammy boy would you have picked to succeed you: Mello, Near, or Matt?(Matt wasn't really an option for you, right?)
10) I like Chuck Norris jokes(You know, jokes saying how awesome he is). Make fun of me if you wish, but I do. After hearing and reading so many, I went on Deviantart one day and found a "Chuck Norris" joke about you. "L is just leaking of awesomeness. He can't contain it all, so Near, Mello, Matt, and Even BB feed off of it and that's why they're cool too!" And, "L walked into a hardware store, asked for a frosty, and got one from Chuck Norris." I think both are awesome, mostly because I made one up, but that's fine. But, do YOU like them? And do YOU like the idea of these jokes? 0.0
That's all for now, I hope my questions made you think, Bye!
Dear Haku'sBest13,
1) I was wishing everyone could see he was Kira.
2) I learned how to while working on a case in Brazil. I found it fascinating. And yes she did. I learned to all ways be on the guard since then.
3) I would have to say strawberry shortcake and coffee.
4) I would rather not talk about it.
5) I would keep to myself. I would rather not get involved with them.
6) Yes I would. I'm not that heartless.
7) I find them to be okay.
8) More of a friend.
9) Most likely Near. He tends to follow the same pattern of thinking that I do, however Mello and Matt aren't that bad either. Mello just needs to be a little less aggressive towards people.
10) I really do not like jokes such as these. I am not "awesome," I just do what is necessary. And the others are talented enough on thier own. But I will not goad you into not liking these jokes. It is whatever you like that you should use to make you different.
X-bLaCk-MoOn-sHiNiGaMi-No!! Don't tell me what to do!! -Sob-
Or maybe you can't write one. Kyahaahahaa!! Ahem.
Dear X-bLaCk-MoOn-sHiNiGaMi,
I'm not telling you what to do. And let me apologize for being rude earlier. I was annoyed at something. If you like to read or write yaoi then by all means do it. I really don't care. Watari pointed out to me that I was a bit rude when responding to you. I suppose most of it, or at least seven percent of it was do to everyone asking me about yaoi. But do realize that it was not you my anger stemmed from.
Sakura910-Hello L.
Does your username by any chance have something to do with the fact that you are supposed to be dead(because you are in the manga and anime but not in real life as you previously said) and you are a voice amongst the 'dead'? Or is it that the kind of lifestyle you lead requires you to not be around many people and it is as if you are dead yet you still talk to the world through computers, and you're a voice amongst the silence? Sorry, it's just a thought.
Why is it you are looking for this person? Is it one of these reasons: they are a friend/possible relationship, you want to work with them, you're trying to find out information on them whether it be for work or personal life or you're trying to catch them for a crime they committed?
I'm sorry this is so long, thank you for taking the time to answer everyone's questions.
Arigatou Gozaimasu,
Sakura910
Dear Sakura910,
Very astute. I'm surprised that someone would have thought of any of these reasons for my pen name. I guess I'll have to tell you what it means. The second part of your thought id correct. In my line of work I am constantly in hiding and the only means of contacting me are through a computer. Thus, it is like I am 'dead.' But in all reality I am alive. There is also another reason behind my pen name. I wonder, can you figure it out?
I cannot tell you who it is I am looking for. Although I feel I may be getting close to that person.
Wasabikitty10-And why, pray tell, should we not read yaoi? Yaoi makes me happy. Happiness is rather rare in my life. Is it not logical to seek out what gives us joy and pursue it?
And why do you care whether we indulge our perverted minds or not? I doubt that the real L(if you are real, then poo, I don't feel like re-wording this) would be interested in pursuing the matter beyond affirming that they were false and telling the truth, and letting things as they are.
--WK
Dear Wasabikitty10,
If reading yaoi makes you happy and you are not harming anyone, then by all means keep reading it. I do not care if you read it or not. I was just a little annoyed that day. So sorry if I sounded miffed. Nothing was directed at you or anyone else. I was just annoyed by people asking questions about yaoi. So at least seven percent of my anger came from this issue.
ninja-pirate21-Hey L, I have more questions! Do you find it annoying that the same people keep coming back and asking you stuff? If so, sorry! It's fun...one doesn't often get the chance to ask the "real version" of one of their fav. anime characters questions. I'm curious, did this crush of yours also grow up at the Wammy's House? I'm assuming that you've traveled to lots of different places all over the world. Out of the cities/places that you've been, which is your favorite and why
Dear ninja-pirate21,
No I do not. It allows me to get to know them a little better. She did not grow up in the Wammy house as I did. I like many of the countries i have been to. Only assuming what I have seen. I do not get to go out much and prefer to stay indoors so as not to be seen. But I have to say, I like England the most. In the countryside during summer. I was able to acturaly feel calm and at peace.