KiraXchan-Is your crushes name Mina? That book is a very good book is it not? Too bad your crush is a fictional character. I'd have some fun messing around with her.

Dear KiraXchan,

Yes indeed. Her name is Mina. And she is not fictional either, as a matter of fact she showed me the book "Dracula." She loved it because her name is in it.

-Again-

KiraXchan-If that's true, then everybody has a chance at being who you're looking for. So, you shouldn't rule out anyone, or else it could mean the end...possibly.

Dear KiraXchan,

I have not ruled anyone out. And you are correct, anything that goes unnoticed can, indeed, become a fatal mistake.

Sakura910-Hello L.

I'm sorry for asking you a question that had already been answered. The only names I know of from Dracula are Mina and Lucy although I don't think that either of those names appear in Hellsing, but I could be wrong.

Does it have anything to do with your crush somehow being related to vampires and you are their voice? As in you speak for them or you're looking for them and so your name might call their attention to you?

Arigatou Gozaimasu,
Sakura910

Dear Sakura910,

They do appear in Hellsing. And the woman I loved is named Mina. The only kind of vampires that exist are usually albinos who are also anemic. They call it a "vampire syndrom," even though there are nop such things as vampires. Albinos cannot go into the sun as it causes them to get severe sunburn. And being anemic, they tend to be more pale and need to eat more things with iron in them to keep them from ruising so easily. Hence the fact that they need to eat more red meat.

DadinirT-Dear L

Quirks can't be avoid nor being quiet determined by a full definition,can't they?,but may I ask and pride of Haughtiness?.

Useless would be if you just gave me a standard definition to your unique demeanor that intrigue my curiosity.

Even the slightest action means more than a thousand words all
together,don't you agreed?.

Ethics sometimes get in the way and segregate uncertainly as I
think always does at some point...

Shall a single voice even the subtle of all of them be heard up
from everyones just because is not a living one?(VoiceAmongTheDead...suit you very well for your purpose "L").

Lives doesn't mean that you are alive and therefore You are here
among them to speak up may I ask why?.

Orthodox and witty,its all I might say I am not used to review perhaps I won't be able to see your answer that would be a shame indeed.

Queries and queries,I loved them all,they wake me up for awhile.

Usually an anomaly is rather hard to find as my concern I know you shall achieve your goal.

Espeacially the one you are seeking for.

Blood and bliss are just one for me like a pendulum you never know when starts and ends one each of them.

Ultimate statement of mine,It's appear that there're more than just one question here.

Submit all the odd speech.

Constantly I don't express myself clear.

As I see from your answers so far.

Noone did replay your own neessity.

Do you truly think noone notice your hidden clues.

Old manners never be forgetten so I'm glad to mee you.

TDadinirtT

Dear DadinirT,

In a world of crime, one voice always rings out.

Others take no heed to each other.

Words unspoken inside, until one day they will be heard.

I'm that voice that rings out for justice.

Glad just to be someone that could send wrong doers to thier sentence.

You could say I'm a martyr for the people in this world.

Noticed by very few, and quiet is what I prefer.

My very life is what I sacrifice everyday for this world.

Puzzle is the only word I suppose you could use to describe me.

-L-

Animelover1002-Oh.Then who are you loking for?ADn will you please answer my frineds questions soon?They keep asking me everyday at school,"Did he reply?"or"Has he writen back yet?"sighsI'm waiting for my answers too,so please write back soon.

Sayonara.

Dear Animelover1002,

Who I am looking for is a secret.

ChibiPandaChan-It's quite sad how fun this is. I can only imagine the kind of fun it would be to answer questions as these... It's good that "you" were portrayed well. I still don't believe that you are really L. I think it's rather sad how so many people just assume you are without even stopping to think about it. Makes me want to go and smash my head against a brick wall at the thought of how stupid humans can be. I would think that it would be annoying, even if you do get some kind of sick satisfaction from playing mind games with people, not that I can really say anything against that, since I enjoy that myself. (heheh, what is YOUR opinion on this rant of mine, hm?) Now, I have a question...you take the name "Ryuzaki". That is a common fact. Why though? Did it have anything to do with Beyond Birthday's alias?

Dear ChibiPandaChan,

My alias being "Ryuzaki" have nothing to do with Beyond Birthday. It is just a name that I am fond of. By the way, I was wondering what you thought of this so called "story?" As many are now starting to catch on that this is a puzzle of sorts. And you are correct, I do enjoy playing mind games as I find it entertaining. A fact that no one seems to have pointed out yet.

Kit-Kat Punk-lover-It's me again! Dracula huh! I've read it and now I must reread it again! I will find out who your crush is!
Anyways on with the questions!
1. This has been bothering me for a long time... YOUR HAPPY YOU DIED A VIRGIN! Aren't you like a guy and all guys have sexual needs. Your not a girl are you?
2. What would you do if you walked in on Mello and Matt doing naughty things?
3. You said you read 1,267.50 books does that mean you read half a book?!
4.Can you please tell me where Near (Nate River) Is living? I need to hug him! If you choose not to can you give him a hug for me?
5. Can I give ya a hug? and a kiss on the cheek?
Bye Now! :

Dear Kit-Kat Punk-lover,

1. Not every guy is the same. And no, I'm not a girl. Whatever could have given you that idea?

2. I really wouldn't care. What they do is thier own business. The only time I worry is if they are about to do something to harm someone.

3. Yes it does. I'm not done with this book so, therefore, it is only 1,267.50 books.

4. I cannot tell you where Near lives. And he really does not like hugs so I would advise against it.

5. You may have a hug, but no kisses.

Ice Among Fire-Ha, ha. Very funny. Forgive me for making an out of you. And I believe that the 'old' saying also applies to ALL of the reviewers. You see, they all are ASSUMING that you are real without even attempting to conclude your real identity.

If you were paying close enough to my first question, I asked, "At the beginning of the manga series when you first met the task force members, you had eyebrows. After a few chapters, they disappeared. What happened to them?" I was not referring to the real version that you somehow claim to be. The illustrator stated in the thirteenth book that he had removed L's eye brows because he thought that it gave him too much of an emotional expression. Nothing was wrong with your reply to why Light's hair is so perfect. Although, his hair must have been severely stiff. My suspicions of him being gay or asexual have risen to over a thousand percent. :D

None of these people live next door to me. I live, if I must say, on the outskirts a hick town, though I don't consider myself to be that type of person. The only people who have read the Death Note series are my friends, and they have not reviewed yet. I was merely stating an opinion that I thought was true.

Consider the following statements 'assumptions' -rolls eyes- :

Your other reason for setting up this account is either to raise the hopes of young, innocent minds into thinking that 'L' actually exists, or to drive people insane (like me, for instance) out of pure enjoyment to supply your cruel sense of humor. Neither of these are supposed to sound wise.

Here are some things that I sorta am forced to add (in a way):

My friend says "Hi."

My other friend says that you are a person with a double personality disorder. She also says that you need to see a shrink.

My World Lit. teacher said that you were delusional. Lol. :D

And are you implying that ALL of the Death Note characters actually exist? Even all of the Yotsuba people? If this is true or false, still tell Light's father that I hate his guts. Thanks! Not really...

With all due respect,

British Petroleum

P.S.- I sure SOMEONE has noticed where you were on one case or another. A lot of people know what you look like. (If you were L, though...)

Dear Ice Among Fire,

Ah, but you are forgetting, I do not show my face unless neccesary. And this is a case that I am on. I do not attempt to make people know that I am real, but if they do know that, then it may raise the chance that they are less likely to commit a crime by at least five percent. And I gave you my opinion of why my eyebrows do not show. It is the illistrator who wishes to interperate his drawings in his ow word. But I'd have to say my hair is fairly long in real life. And I would never tell people where I could be located in a review that is read by so many. That would be a mistake on your part. And I do not try to make people like you go insane with this profile. If you are bothered by it then fear not. I feel I may be getting close to this person and, when I catch them, I will no longer be here. And tell your friend I said hello.

-Again-

Ice Among Fire- Oh...and a lot of people are asking you to ask us questions. If you might, do you have any for me?

Your crush's name was Lucy. I also noticed in the description that Van 'Helsing' was mentioned. Does that have anything to do with the case? (If you were L...)

With all due respect,

British Petroleum :D

Dear Ice Among Fire,

As a matter of fact I do have questions.

1. Why would my eyebrows be so important as to argue over them?

2. Why are you so determined to find out if I exist?

3. Are you planning on becoming a detective?

4. Why do you always insist that you are right even though the facts are staring you straight in the face?

5. If you do not like stereotypes, then why assume that I am a freak if I am telling the truth?

6. If you do not like this story then why do you keep responding to me?

7. If you do not believe people can influence a story, even a comic, then why call them a liar?

And my crush's name is not Lucy.

Unthank-Hello,
I'd thought that I'd let you know that this kept me highly entertained during a fairly long and extremely boring commute. Props for that. Thought I'd give you some question fodder in return.

1. Suspend all disbelief for a moment--if you could have a day in which you were free to do anything you wish, without fear of any harm, physical or otherwise, coming to you, what would you spend it doing?

2. Assuming you were still alive; would you rather die, or have 10 random people in the world die? Does your skill level and line of work imply that your life is worth more than the average persons?

3. The old nature or nurture question--do you believe that your abilities and the desire to excel in your field of work is a direct result of your years at the Wammy House...or merely an intrinsic part of your personal nature? Do you think that you would have chosen the same path for your life if you were raised in a more orthodox setting?

PS-there really are not very many female characters in Dracula. Just thought I'd let you know.

Fortunately, I also share your belief that hugging essentially random strangers is strange and uncomfortable.
Best Wishes
-Unthank

Dear Unthink,

1. I would be in the English country side, far away from everyone and all computers. A place where I could never be reached. But as I am a detective, those days are rather hard to come by.

2. I would rather die than ten people die. I'm not that selfish as to let others die instead of me. And my life is not worth more than others. My level and skills are not as important than someone's life.

3. I believe it may be a bit of both. I would still have been a detective no matter how I was raised.

I know that there aren't that many female characters. There is just one name that you should look for.

Reper-L,
nehme ich diese Erfindung, wie eine Herausforderung, die ich beabsichtige zu gewinnen.
Erklären Sie jedes mögliches Detail, das Sie über diese „Person" können,
wenn möglich.
(p.s, das mein Name geändert hat, aber ich bin der selbe)

Dear Reper,

I cannot tell you about this person in detail as it is a case. But I am getting close and that is all you need to know. Where did you learn how to speak so many different languages?

Amaya the Winged Fox-Dang, this update was quick! I didn't even get a chance to review the last one! Though I am happy (and a bit hyper) that my name showed up twice in the chappie, even though I didn't review.

1) Ooh! Haha, I agree with my ally. Are you going to start asking us questions? Cuz I'd like it if you asked me some :3

2) A few chapters ago, you said that you were happy and worried that only a few cought onto why you put up this fic. Could you specify what you meant by that?

3) Also, could you tell us the rest of why you were annoyed and angry that one day? You said 7 percent of it was because of the yaoi thing, so what was the rest? (if you don't mind me asking)

4) What's the percentage of that person you're looking for reading DN fics?

5) Does your name have anything to do with that person? Like, is she supposively dead but really alive or something? (well, you DID ask if we could figure out the other meaning, and if you didn't want just anyone to figure it out, you shouldn't have made it public)

6) Oh, regarding that one "Kimono" fic for Inuyasha, did you mean the one shot or the one that was like, 93 chapters? Cuz they're both called "Kimono".

7) Are you by any chance still in high school? I know you're supposed to be like, 25 but that was the Manga L, not you so I'm just curious.

8) Sorry, but it's starting to bug me that you sometimes leave portions of reviews in regular font, while the rest is in bold. Why do you do that? Is that like, a clue or something or is that another one of your mistakes for going though this so quick?

Dear Amaya the Winged Fox,

1) Now that you mention it, I do.

1. What made you want to read this?

2. What makes you think that smelling things while doing or seeing something as strange? (I tend to smell things like that as well.)

3. What do you think I smell like?

2) I'm happy that some have realized that this is a also a puzzle.

3) I had to deal with some rather annoying people and that's all I can tell you.

4) At least fifty percent, no, more like fifty one percent.

5) Ah, so close. You were the closest to the second part of the name. I believe I'll just message you the answer and let the est figure it out.

6) I'm talking about the one that is real long.

7) I'm not in high school.

8) The bold is the reviewer and the regular is me.

TwilightNatalia-Ok, I'm bored with you. I'm just going to ask you a million stupid questions now and give you cake. hands you cake That's special, it turns into whatever kind of cake you want. Only problem is if you drop it, you die. That's because there's a What Not in the center-an invention by two of my classmates that will give you whatever you want if you throw it up in the air AND catch it. No, you don't have to throw the cake. Everyone knows it's hard to throw and catch cake. You WILL die if you drop it, though. So...time for stupid questions:
1. Do you like cats?
2. What do you think of my sister?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you want to bang Kira?
5. Does non-book L eat nothing but sweets?
6. What about non-book L's sleeping patterns? Anime L sleeps once and they don't even show it. Aizawa and the rest of the Task Force just talk about how creepy it is.
7. How much money do you actually have?
8. Does non-book L do all the same sorts of things book L does?
9. Do you like dogs?
10. Would you like to adopt my step sister Ravyn? She's a beast and hardly ever near her. When I am I usually end up being around the whole rest of that group-which is like fifteen to twenty children counting Ravyn's brother's step-siblings and my dad's friends horde of children. Maybe you should just adopt them all.

Dear TwilightNatalia,

I'm sorry but I do not accept cake or other such sweets from others, but thank you for the offer in any case.

1. I like cats.

2. She seems nice.

3. I think that maybe one day you will become a great lawyer if you study hard enough. You gave me quite an arguement. That is a nice quality in a lawyer.

4. No, I do not. I want to bring Kira to justice.

5. I eat fruit as well. But other than that, I eat nothing but sweets.

6. My sleeping patterns vary. I tend to keep working until I literally pass out. In other words, I tend to sleep about twice a week.

7. Quite a bit acturaly.

8. Yes, I do the same things in real life as I do in the book. But the book me is about eighty seven percent correct about me.

9. Dogs are okay as well.

10. I understand, however, my line of work is dangerous. I suggest that if they annoy you your best bet is to ignore them. It's worked on other children at the Wammy's House before. If you do not react or even show emotion they tend to loose interest in you. Also, do not argue to much. It's a good characteristic for a lawyer but if you argue with your family, it can create problems. Even though it sounds cheesey, just try it.

FigureInTheShadows-I see.

Well, will YOU ever be asking US any questions? Not as a way to answer one of our questions, but to actually satisfy any curiosity you may have by openly asking us.

Dear FigureInTheShadows,

1. What made you want to read this?

2. Are you going to be one of those people that want to hug me all the time?

Raven-hearted-Luci-Omfg its L o.o...
any who hears a question,
did you ever during the Kira case, suspect Light may be playing the whole: 'keep your friends close your enemy's closer' ploy? aha getting annoyed by all the hugs are we? well I'd get used to it if I was you. I know like 20 fangirls who just adore the 'panda eyed detective' anyway have a nice afterlife.

Dear Raven-hearted-Luci,

I knew that was his ploy from the beginning. Hence the statement that he is my friend. Another hidden meaning many don't know about.