Ice Among Fire-ATTENTION ALL REVIEWERS! It appears to me that this 'person' has stopped updating due the fact of boredom, business, or has solved his 'case' already. If you all want to waste your time asking questions to someone who will probably never reply back, that's fine with me. Another cause I thought that might have triggered his sudden absence is the fact that they're OTHER people now claiming to be Death Note characters. You know who you are.

And 'L', if you plan on continuing with this, please reply back. I am severely bored! It's not fun at all when I'm not arguing with someone! :C And if you're done, well...it was entertaining while it lasted. Good bye.

Dear Ice Among Fire,

Please have a little patience. As I have said before, I tend to get very busy with cases. Please do not fret if I do not update as often as I used to. And rest assured, I will notify each and everyone of you when I retire from this case.

LXZAIDE4EVA-Hi L, I'm going to ask you a few questions that my cousin has been dying to know.

1)what's your favorite colour?
2)who would you say is the biggest annoyance, Misa or Matsuda?
3)are you good at geometry cause she really needs help
4)why do u have really big pupils
5)how do you put up with so many fan girls
6)can you share your sweets with her, she wants some right now
7)how do you feel about the fanfictions that were written about you that paired you up with a OC
8)do you think misa is a
9)are you a good dancer?
10)do you think mello is a little too obsessed with you??
11)what do you like better, donuts or pie?
12)do you like any plays, if so, which one is your favorite, hers is wicked, and mine is phantom of the opera
and this queston is from me
1)which do you prefer, if you took an interest in females, blondes, brunetts, or redheads?

well thats all for today, goodbye L kisses u on the lips very sudenly and walks away as if nothing happened

Dear LXZAIDE4EVA,

1) I would have to say white.

2) Misa by fifty percent and Matsuda by fifty percent.

3) Yes I am.

4) I was born that way plus the lack of sleep.

5) I try to think nothing of it and be patient.

6) She may ask Watari for some.

7) I really don't care.

8) I wouldn't take it that far. She is annoying yes, but I would not call her that.

9) I'm fairly good.

10) Sometimes.

11) Probably doughnuts.

12) If I attend one, then it is for a case. I was fond of one that I acturally paid attention to. It's called "The Tradgedy of Faust."

13) I would have to say brunettes.

knight of Lawlipop-Hello, L..
1. Forgive me for my bad English. It's not my native language, actually.
2. Since when have you crouched? How did you know that not crouching would decrease your analytic ability up to 40?
3. Why don't you change your clothes instead of white sleeves and loose jeans?
4. What is Deneuve looked like? In the manga, there was no story about him.
5. Do you comb your hair?
6. Do you take a bath?
7. I know why you only eat sweets, but why don't you try to eat non-sweet foods? Rice, maybe, or something else.
8. When did you leave Wammy's House? Was it hard when you left that place?
9. Do you hate Light?
10. Who's the person you love the most? Is he Watari?
11. I apologize if this question hurts you, but have you ever seen your parents' face, maybe from photograph? And do you have any brother/sister?
12. Have you ever felt lonely in your life?
Forgive me (again) for asking many questions, because I'm so curious about you.
And thanks for the answers!

Dear knight of Lawlipop,

1. It's quite alright.

2. I've been crouching since I was ten. I found out that I could solve puzzles much better if I was in that particular style rather than normal.

3. I find them comfortable and I really don't care how I look.

4. If you paid attention to the book, you would see that Denevue is me.

5. Yes I do.

6. Yes.

7. I will occassionally.

8. About eight years ago.

9. No I do not hate Light kun. I may view him as a rival, but I do not hate him.

10. I do not want to answere that.

11. Again I do not want to answer that.

12. Everyday.

toya1255-Hola!! Yo de nuevo. Esta vez sere poco original y escribiré en mi idioma natal. No, no tengo preguntas esta vez. Simplemente enfatizar el hecho que has dejado al descubierto tu localización y tu dirección electrónica. Por supuesto, fue a propósito. Es lo más seguro. Mina es el nombre de la chica que amabas. Sin embargo mencionaste que no te gusta hablar al respecto sobre eso y resulta que ahora incluso nos revelas su nombre y dices abiertamente que la amabas...espera...eso ES una pregunta...
Nos Vemos! xD

Dear toya1255,

Yes. I loved her very much. And it is good thinking to use your native tongue.

-Again-Ah!! Casi lo olvidaba. Si tienes alguna pregunta, por favor házmela saber.
Sinceramente,
K.

Dear K,

1) What nationality are you? You seem to know a bit of English. I'm just curious is all.

FallenAngelYen-Well this is interesting. I just happened across this Q&A and it intrigues me. Why would you publicize yourself so easily? Oh well, it matters not. I have just a few questions for you that you don't necessarily have to answer if you don't want. First question: Can you find out who I am? Or rather, who am I? Second question: Is this really a puzzle for anyone that chances upon this Q&A or just for certain individuals? Third question: What do you think my name (FallenAngelYen) stands for? Last question: Just for kicks and giggles, do you like musicals such as Moulin Rouge or Sweeney Todd? That is all that I have for you now. Any questions that you would like to ask me? I find questions...entertaining.

Dear FallenAngelYen,

If you read the earlier pages then you will know my purpose. I could find out, but I cannot publicize that information. There are many things your pen name could stand for. The best conclusion I can come up with is that you are trying to say that even angels can fall to greed. Yen is the common asian currency and money often symbolizes greed. Thus, even angels can fall, if they are not careful, to greed. I do not really care for musicals, but I did like one called "The Tradgedy of Faust."

SuperMatt64-Hey Man, It's Matt. What's up? I was browsing on the internet when I came across this thing. Wow, what happened? your suddenly so dang talkative. I remember while the others and I were at wammy's place you barely said anything to us. heck, the only time you ever talked to me was the time when the old coot brought over a computer and you answered our question, and then I was just talking to a freakin letter on a screen, heheh. well, whatever, it was good to hear from you after all these years I'd keep talkin but the latest world of warcraft expansion comes out next month and I have too go reserve my copy. talk to ya later.

Dear Matt,

One day you will know what it is like to be in my place. You will find that you do not have time to enjoy the things you like to do. And right now, I am on a case.

Anthro-Hello... L,
Do you know who we are?

Dear Anthro-,

No I do not. But I will find out.

DadinirT-abuseDearest L

Vultures are bearers.
Universal the answers could be from them.
Even when there's just one to believe.
Lost and reunion regain no solution at first.
Vile not always seems as bad as it is.
Or neither the terrible face from the dying child that left this desolate land.
And as such maybe its not so important to stand up!.
Poor would be the lamb that encounter the best.
Reliving the anger within.
Extinguished the poor soul for the sin of her.
Got what they deserved is called justice for everything they did?.
Unable to see as the pure crystal glass the acted itself.
Not broken yet.
To anyone at least.
Ah!.
Rare would be giving a sincerity solution to a simple stranger.
What could the 16 lines says at each letter gather all together?
Are so justifiable being the judge and not only the observant to this disagreement?
You mistrust as appear your unknown does.
Truly and falsely are not so far from each other.
Looking and not observing could cost everthing.
For me I would like to know you better.
L.

All yours Dadinirt

Dear DadinirT,

No soul could ever find the truth in this world.

One could easily wish for death.

Can life be this cruel?

Truly there must be a better place.

Understand is what a man is lead to do since the beginning of life.

Me is the oly word man truly knows.

.

Sakura910-Hello L.

If you have any questions for me as well, I'd answer. So You are meant to be a voice among the dead as in for those who are supposedly dead? Sorry I'm trying to figure out the last meaning for your username and so I don't have much to ask other than that at the moment, but I am working on other possibilities.

Arigatou Gozaimasu,
Sakura910

Dear Sakura910,

1) What made you read this story?

2) Why is my pen name important?

Something along those lines yes. You are on the right track. There is one last part to my name. And I must say, you are frightfully close.

Right Is Never Wrong-Ashi: I've read more more books then L!?
Alanna: Ashi face it, youve read more book then anyone!
Ashi: And I like books!
Alanna: you've said that befor...
So person saything they're L since me and Ashi are worse then bored...were going to randomly asking question!
Ashi: What is 465413216546531324654652? No seriously this was my teachers way of making us all shut up...
Alanna: So you got a random math question I got the, evil riddle, how do you achive anti-gravity using a cat and toast?
And yes the answer probobly dosn't work and probobly won't make any sense unless your an idiot...
Ashi: I got it...
Alanna: My point exactly!
So L, as a final question cause Dr. Who'll be on soon and I kinda don't wanna miss it, do you have any questions for us (me and ashi...)
Ashi: IT'S STARTING DAMN IT!

Dear Right Is Never Wrong,

I do not get to read that much as I do not have much free time. 4654132165465313246546529.30826433x1022. As for the other question a cat usually lands on its feet. Buttered toast however always lands buttered side down. A team of scientists tried an experiment to see what would happen if you strapped toast to a cat's back and let it jump from somewhere high. They got a hundred cats with toast strapped to thier backs and moved them to a little test area. However, they could not get an answer due to the fact that the cats licked the butter off the toast or they ate it. They soon they abandonded the project all together.

1) What inspired your pen name?

Animelover1002-gigglesI hope you don't find this offencive,but you sounded like a little kid when you said that!Sorry,but it reminded me of when my cousin,James,was little and he had a secret!smilesHe would never tell me or Lily!shakes headAh well!Time for another question!What's your favorite mythological or make-believe monster or creature?Mine are vampires and faries!And please email me those answers soon!

Sayonara!waves

Dear Animelover1002,

I usually do not like fairytale creatures, but I do like unicorns somewhat. They are supposedly the most purest creature on Earth.

we've all got our junk-I don't believe that you are L. So. Prove yourself. Answer this riddle. You may only ask Yes or No questions.
A Man lies dead in a tent next to a pile of woodchips. Who is he, and why did he die?
- we've all got our junk and chibipandachan

Dear we've all got our junk,

While I try to solve your riddle, here's one for you.

A man falls down a well. It's hundreds of feet deep and smooth on all sides. There is no way he can climb up to get out and there are no windows or doors he can use. He looks in his pockets and realizes all he has are a pack of cigarettes and some matches. How does he get out?

KiraXchan-Ahh, a real life Mina. That is interesting. It is understandabel to like, or in her case as you say, love it, because it has your name. Is there a reason you avoid my questions? Actually, you avoid everyone's questions, to a point. None of your answers are direct, and while I am to understand that this is a puzzle, you certianly do not seem keen on having others figure out this one.

Dear KiraXchan,

On the contrary, I want to see who can figure it out. And I only answer the questions that I feel do not have that much significance to me.

ChibiPandaChan-You wonder what I think about this Q&A "story"? Entertaining, at times. Which is about .3 percent of the time, since so many people that ask questions are morons. I enjoy arguements, perhaps a bit too much, so I think that is why I get some kind of weird satisfaction from this thing. It's kind of obvious it's a puzzle, in a twisted way, almost. Someone I know read this and nearly peed herself laughing at it, and another read it and got at me for "introducing him to somehting that involves brain work when he hates to use his brain because it's a peice of crap". (you never did give me your opinion on my rant though, which, sadly, I was looking forward too.) Yes, I thought it odd that no one else really pointed that out. To satisfy my own curiousity, would you mind telling me what kind of mind games you prefer?

Dear ChibiPandaChan,

I forgot to tell you that I thought your rant was indeed odd. But I sort of enjoyed it. If I told the sort of mind games I like then it would give away the puzzle. But here is a hint for your friend: the word puzzle has a significant meaning to it.

TenshiOfJustice-Haji me mashite Eru-san.
Well, this is slightly awkward. But I for one am not the slightest bit surprised that I am talking to you. Like i said, it's a pleasure to meet you. How are you? -, Excuse me, I'm always like this when meeting someone new. I hope you do not mind L-san.
My name is TenshiOfJustice, Tenshi meaning Angel, also, i chose this name because i have a very strong sense of Justice, but not the type of Justice Light serves. What he does is just pure evil. Anyway, enough about me, i just thought introduction would be the best and polite way to start a convorsation -.
Now, let's get down to business. I am slightly annoyed at the people who say that you are fake. Well, I for one do not care if you are real or not. But, I DO believe that someone exactly like L exists. This may sound strange...but...I too have some of the exact same quirks as you...(nervous laugh).
Okay, now, would you please be so kind to answer some questions for me please, I will be extremely grateful.
1) First of all, do you look up to Watari? Do you respect/admire him? (I for one do, Watari is a very nice old man and very skilled, he reminds me of my father, only, he's not as old as Watari, much younger -)
2) How did you feel when Watari died? (I will be as understanding as i can, fo i know what it feels like to loose someone you care about)
3) Your crush's name is Mina, correct?
4) What are your views on Mello, Matt and Near?
5) Did you honestly mean it when you asked Light to take your place as L (I'd like to think that you didn't mean it)
6) I know this silly, but...did you feel pain physically and emotionally when your were dying? (You didn't show much emotion when you died, you only looked like you were thinking about your past life)
7) What is your favourite holiday, Christmas, Halloween, Valentines day, or Easter? If you pick one, please tell me why you like it?
8) Do you like Children/Animals?
9) I know this is rude of me, and i'm very sorry for this, but, I cannot help myself when I'm curious about something...but...do you remember anything of your parents?
10) Do you have any questions you would like to ask me? If so, themn please fire away, i'll be more than happy to answer them -.
Well, i think that's it, oh, if you don't mind, it's was my neices 8th birthday a few days ago, and she has alot of respect for you, could you please give her a hug? Both her and myself would be more than thankful if you did.
Thank you.
It was nice talking to you.
TenshiOfJustice.

Dear TenshiOfJustice,

1) I respect and admire Watari. After all, where would I be without him?

2) Scared and sad.

3) Yes.

4) They are really talented and brave.

5) Yes. I wanted him to take my place so that he would be kept under constant surveillance. Also it would be a great place to corner him if he was Kira. My successors would realize that he is not me, and therefore, they could watch him without effort.

6) Of course I felt pain. I was having a heart attack. But no. I did not feel emotional pain.

7) Hoildays are like every other day to me.

8) Animals and children are fine. I just prefer not to have them around me all day.

9) Yes I do, but I won't tell you.

1) What made you read this?

a.s.h.l.i.u-Now, to all other readers, please don't think me stupid or gullible or a fool. Merely using this fic as an outlet of my emotions, because as of now, I am depressed, and I am seriously hoping that having a "talk" with my...-something-...would help ease the pain right now.

Note to Ice, Twilight, and Figure: Please do think of the fact that this is . Even if this author claims to be L, there is always a slight chance that he may not be. In fact, there is over fifty percent chance. But then again, this is cyberspace, where no one can really tell who's who. Please, if you don't believe the fic itself, then at least let the author be. It is enough that you have expressed you views on the matter. Please refrain from stressing L as much as you all have been doing right now. I'm sure he is working on 'cases' that require certain special attention. Be at least thankful that he answers you back and he maintains his cool facade despite your frequent bombarding ways.

Now, on with the questions. (Before that, I would like to ask of you a small favor that I will probably message you. Please do read it.)

L, how difficult is it, really, to accept this much criticism of your identity? How do you cope with all the rejection and rather harsh inquiries? Whether or not your L, I couldn't care less; the situation is happening in both ways.

Thanks!
Last note to a certain someone who keeps complaining about your grammar: Perfect your grammar first yourself. Don't mean any harm. Just a friendly note. : )

Ja.

Dear a.s.h.l.i.u,

It is really difficult to have people criticise me for my identity. But it can't be helped. I allowed an author to use my identity, but only make some minor differences. Just to let people know out there that I am there, and I am watching over them and protecting them from people like Kira. I keep my patience no matter what. I do not get overly bothered by people who are not to friendly. As a matter of fact, I have to deal with them everyday. Keeping patience is the main key, chocolate also helps.

Reper-,

i will know ask you many a question.

some are based on curiosity, others have an alternative meaning.

1) my did you try to hug Naomi Misora.

2)what is your personal opinion of me so far.

3)was light real or was he made up.

4)why did you change?

5) do you know?

Reper

another note: you already know how i obtained my Linguistic skills.

(p.s tell near that the red one is the right one, and tell me his answer back.)

(p.p.s tell near the message was from "R")

Dear Reper,

1) I was happy that she helped me solve the case.

2) You are unique. And you seem to be intelligent.

3) Light kun was real as well. However, he has a much different personality than Light in the story.

4) For many reasons.

5) A few conclusions.

He said thank you R.

FigureInTheShadows-1. Amaya directed me to it. I read it, discovered the puzzle, and took up the challange.

2. No.

There are very few things that she and I do not share with each other. It agrivates me that what you said to her in your little private message is now one of them. Especially since it could provide a vital clue to this puzzle of yours. Tell me, "L", what was it exactly that you told her?

Dear FigureInTheShadows,

If Amaya is not wanting to tell you then neither shall I. It was a message between us. If she wants you to know, then she would let you know. Let me just say that it had to do with Dracula and my past.

Haku'sBest13-Lots of people have already mentioned it, but I'll type it once more. Beyond Birthday currently has created a fanfiction similar to "Ask L". He's answering questions and whatnot. Do you see this as a threat in some weird way? You won't be reviewing and submitting questions, will you? Also, can I be asked questions too(If you want to)?!

Dear Haku'sBest13,

Do not worry, I am keeping an eye on that one too.

1) What does your pen name stand for?

2) What made you read this?

Amaya the Winged Fox-Yay! I'm glad that you asked me some questions. :)

1. I just saw the fic while I was browsing through the first page of DN (it seems to have a permanant spot there now since you update so quickly) and thought, "'Ask L'? Oh my- No, it can't be- But what if- No, that's impossi- Oh, what the heck?! This'll probably be interesting! :)"

2. lol, thanks for reading my profile! I don't think it's strange at all; I actually think it's awesome. I just wanted to deal with those people who want to go on saying things like, "You're faking!" or "Wow, you're weird." or other things like that before they polluted my inbox with their rants. Luckily, the worst comment I've gotten about it is that I just have a wild imagination. Who knows? Maybe it's just that, maybe it's not. But like I said in my profile, I still think it's cool :).

3. Well, I know the L in the book smells like a blend of a deck of cards and watermelon. But since that L isn't you, it isn't what you smell like. To tell you the truth, I haven't gotten a smell from you. I can picture you in my head when I read your answers to our questions in this fic, but there's no smell. I don't know why. The most I get is an extremely faint scent.. peaches?.. I'm not sure. But I don't want to force it, or it might screw up something. So I'll have to get back to you on that. Sorry if it wasn't the answer you were expecting.

Thanks again for the questions! Please, feel free to ask me things whenever you feel like it... or anything else you'd like to talk about for that matter. I'll be there to listen :)

1) So, the stories on your favorites are part of the puzzle right? If you could tell us, what parts of them are a part of it? Is it the titles, the summaries, the authors, the reviewers (they're all quite popular), the stories themselves, the pattern in that their updated, etc.

2) I was wondering, why did you ask Figure and I the same question? If it's because we both asked for questions, why didn't you ask Ice Among Fire that?

3) It sort of feels to me like you're pushing the puzzle along a bit... There are some facts that you don't answer, while it's the opposite for others, and you stated the "Dracula" fact without anyone having to ask for it. Could you explain that a bit?

4) Oh, what I meant for the bold question was that sometimes you leave a bit of the reviewer's part unbolded, like what you did with all 8 of my questions this time. Just wondering why you do that.

Dear Amaya the Winged Fox,

1) A character called Alucard is what got my attention. Read his name backwards and you will understand.

2) I ask the same question to most people as it is a sort of investigation.

3) There is a puzzle to this and it has to deal with Dracula. I also threw out another fact before that. Look at the bottom of chapter five, Questions 4.

4) Sometimes I forget to rebold them afterwards.

666DaKod777-Hello L...um...ok...I was wondering...
1. If there is a N(Near)and a M (Mello...and Matt i guess) a B and an A...is there a Q? Z? J? W? Ya'know what...im gonna make a new account named Q76.
2.Whats up with this Twilight bull? Next thing you know theres TwilightKody, TwlightRatio or however you spell it, a TwilghtLamp (is satring to look for random stuff in his room) TwilightDeathnote...forget i said that
3.So your Birthday is coming up...Who are you gonna invite? Me? pwez?
4.Seriously forget i said anything about a Death Note

Dear 666DaKod777,

1. Yes there are.

2. I have no idea.

3. I do not celbrate my birthday.

4. Why?

-Again-

666DaKod777-Hello L...um...ok...I was wondering...
1. If there is a N(Near)and a M (Mello...and Matt i guess) a B and an A...is there a Q? Z? J? W? Ya'know what...im gonna make a new account named Z76.
2.Whats up with this Twilight bull? Next thing you know theres TwilightKody, TwlightRatio or however you spell it, a TwilghtLamp (is satring to look for random stuff in his room) TwilightDeathnote...forget i said that
3.So your Birthday is coming up...Who are you gonna invite? Me? pwez?
4.Speaking of Birthday, Who would you trust more:Light or BB
5. Again who would you trust more:Church from Red Vs. Blue, Stewie from Family Guy or The Angry Video Game Nerd?
6.Seriously forget i said anything about a Death Note

Dear 666DaKod777,

1,2, and 3 have already been answered.

4. I don't trust either of them.

5. None.

6. Again, why?

Synonymous Brian-I cant believe Im doing this, but its fun so, whatever XD Raito and you had very similar personalities and you thought in the same way, if Raito had not been Kira and you were not L, do you think you would have truly been friends? And also, I hear that they're making Death Note into an American movie, if that rumor is true, then who do you think would be best at playing your part?

Dear Synonymous Brian,

I think Light kun and I would have been great work partners, but not great friends. He and I compete to much. Our pride won't let us be friends. I really don't care if a movie is made, and I'm don't care who portrays me.

LizluvsSpongebob-Hi L! Just thought I'd drop by to tell you that Beyond Birthday has his own Q&A fic up. Are you aware of this already? Apparently it's to 'beat you at you're own game'. Oh and my friend wanted me to tell you that you're hair is awesome! I won't ask for a hug but...can I touch youre hair?
Liz

Dear LizluvsSpongebob,

Yes I am aware of it. Why would you want to touch my hair? Please do not touch it.

Fire's Serenade-Dear L,

Mkay. Lets see now...

1. If you weren't a genius and Near was in a regular orphanage, would you consider adopting him?

2. What would you recommend someone with an inferiority complex coughcoughMellocoughcough do?

3. ...Can I hug Watari? I think he needs a hug.

Fire's Serenade

P.S. ...Beyond Birthday rules!...And Light sucks.

Dear Fire's Serenade,

1. Maybe.

2. I suggest that they realize that what they are about to do may be dangerous. It's one thing to prove yourself and another to get more attention.

3. Watari is fine with a hug and he thanks you for it.

Ice Among Fire--grumbles- Sorry! Her name was Mina.

Here are you answers...:

1. Because I've wondered about them after I finished the entire Death Note series. Usually, I won't shut up about something to my friends until it's all over with. So, your eye brows I would not stop talking about for about a...month, actually. It's quite ridiculous if you think about it. It's just a pet peeve, I guess. -shrugs-
2. I am so determined to find out if you exist because I am just curious. I hate people who impose to be other people just for the fun of it. It's quite rude. But also, I am very logical. In my mind, saying that you exist is like saying vampires and witches are alive, too. It just seems irrational in many ways.
3. I am considering it. Why so curious?
4. I am VERY childish (as you are) and hate to admit that I am wrong. I have had several arguments with my friends where even though I am actually wrong about the topic, I still ramble and bring it up whenever I can to get a chance to prove that I am right. Even though I am downright wrong. It is a very bad habit that I have.
5. You are giving me absolutely NO proof whatsoever that you in fact are L. The only to options you left for me to choose were: A. Believe that you are who you claim to be...
OR
B. Assume that you are an impostor (a very good one, I must say) and say that you are someone who came up with the idea with their friend(s) as a source of enjoyment...
You already know which one I chose...:D
6. I never said that I did not like this story. I might have IMPLIED it, but never meant to do so. I am highly amused by it, to be in-fact. I keep responding to you because I refuse to back down. I also use it as a distraction from my homework (I still do it, though.) and the fact that I have to clean my entire house by this Friday.
7. I think that, well in your case, it would not be possible for you to be based off of the book 'L'. If people never see you except for certain cases, how did this person see you and achieve the information that they needed if you refuse to share? It just doesn't add up...
And what's with all of the obscure questions? You only gave Amaya the Winged Fox only three! And they were easy! D: Not that I don't enjoy difficult questions...but...never mind. It's not worth my time.
And I might add that I think that Reper is using an online translator. Just a guess...
I never asked you to reveal where you were.
Why not? I get obsessive with certain things as I explained above and this just apparently is one of them. Am I not allowed to express my feelings on a fan fiction? -raises eye brows-

She says hello back.

Why did you not comment on what my other friend and World Lit. teacher had said? Is it because they are actually true? Just a thought...

Yah, yah. I know you won't show your face unless it is absolutely, POSITIVELY necessary. (Hah, hah. You spelled necessary wrong.)

With all due respect (I think I'm going to stop this Lemony Snicket crap soon...)

British

Dear Ice Among Fire,

You can express yourself here. And, as I have said before, I am real. I cannot show you a picture or tell you where I am. And I cannot tell you about the other cases I have had. Also, I feel that I should not answer questions that could give my real identity away. So, I am sorry if you do not find all of my information adequate. Just remeber, my life and other lives are at stake. But do not worry, I feel I may be close to the culprit and will obtain that person soon.

Kit-Kat Punk-lover-Heya! It's me again! So your crush's name is Mina! Intresting! Did you know there is a dude pretending to be Beyond Birthday like your pretending to be L! Strange! Anyways regarding the last aswners you gave I would like to say th following: "And no, I'm not a girl. Whatever could have given you that idea?" I wasn't trying to offend you it just surprised me that's all! Not alot of guys are like ya! "I really wouldn't care. What they do is thier own business. The only time I worry is if they are about to do something to harm someone." lol I would like to here you say that as you walk in on them! lol "I cannot tell you where Near lives. And he really does not like hugs so I would advise against it." Aw! Come on! Who cares if he doesn't like hugs! He's too antisocial he needs a little lovin' in his life! haha! I will find out where he lives! 1 more question: "Are you going to check out the Ask B thing cause I think you should regarding your case - Can I get ahug and no kisses this time!

Dear Kit-Kat Punk-lover,

I am L. I am not pretending. And yes, I am aware of Beyond Birthday. I am already watching it. And you may have a hug, I guess.

Matrilineal-hullo. my annoyin' lil' friend (I'm sure you can guess which one I'm talking about) has been pestering me to review here for days. i honestly dunno why, but i thought this'd either get her offa my back, or feed the fire. BUT I HAVE QUESTIONS. :D

uh. hm. let's see. WAIT. i rly do have a question. hm. german or dutch chocolate? o:
and i'll be extremely sad if you dun answer. :c
fo'srsly. I'LL CRY AND CUT MYSELF AND BE SAD AND NEVER SMILE BECAUSE I AM SO EMO IT'S NOT FUNNY BECAUSE I'M DEPRESSED AND CAN'T GET MY HAIR TO DO THAT FLIPPY THING.

Dear Matrilineal,

I like both.

Iris Noir-Hello L. I'm rather new here, so if I do this wrong please forgive me. Also, if any of my questions have already come up, I apologize, because I've tried to read all of the previous questions, but just do not have the time.

Alright, first off, Did you ever meet Beyond Birthday? What was your connection to him.

How did you feel when you were brought to Wammy's House? Were you just picked up off the streets by Watari?

Did you ever have meetings with your top successor nominies(Mello, Near), and if so, did you have meetings with any of your other nominies?

I did read that you supposidly had a "crush" on someone, who was it?

What do you do in your life besides detective work?

What's your view on the fan-girl population? (Sorry, just had to ask...)

And, one last question, may I have a hug?

Dear Iris Noir,

I've only seen him briefly.

I was nervous whe i first came to Wammy's. Kind of.

Yes I have.

Read Dracula and you will find out.

I'm always doing detective work.

I really don't care.

Yes, you can have a hug.