AN: I'm listening to the Hanukkah Song by Adam Sandler. : D
Disclaimer: I don't own anything my friends. I don't even own my toes. Yeah…
Dedicated to TheUnspokenArtist, Poetic Nothingness, and Quartzy, as well as Sue. The grinchly Sue, that is! (Lol, inside joke.)
After the Dock of Shame: A Tale told in Rhymes
Albert Einstein's Fangirl
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All the Whos down it Who-ville,
Oh wait, scratch that,
I pulled the wrong poem,
Out my hat.
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What's this one about,
That's right, I remember,
It happened in the summer,
Not late December.
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The TDI campers,
Had the day off,
And their buddies,
The ones who got booted off.
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Were at Playas Des Losers,
A place with out a rhyme,
So be glad it's the first,
And not second line.
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There was Katie and Sadie,
Izzy and Noah,
(We imagine the later,
Owns a feather boa.)
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On Geoff and Bridgette,
On Cody and Harold,
On Justin, On Trent,
Like the old Christmas carol.
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On Courtney and Beth,
On Ezekiel to,
Tyler and Eva,
The girl who wears blue.
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Dear Lindsay and DJ,
The last of them all,
These are the campers,
Whose dreams did fall.
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But Lo, Haunt Camp-true,
After the dock of shame,
That's how we see,
The losers of this game.
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But my favorite scene,
Would be with Noah and Izzy,
And later, dear Trent,
Who really isn't dizzy.
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"Did something happen,
To me during the game?
Nothing significant,
And it ain't a shame."
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Izzy was shocked,
Something was wrong,
"He kissed a guy!"
She sang along.
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Noah was annoyed,
He threw down his book,
Right into the pool,
With out a second look.
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Commercials would like,
To interrupt this program,
The accuracy of this,
Is less than my toe jam!
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Noah countered Izzy,
With fabulous tact.
"No I didn't!"
Was his wonderful comeback.
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The battle of words,
Raged and was great,
It was impossible to see,
What was their fate.
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Trent quickly stepped in,
To solve this conflict,
He thought super fast,
And acted with wit.
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"I can settle this dilemma,"
He said, quickly thinking,
"He totally did."
And Izzy was winking.
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And then there was flashback,
Written in italics,
And also a pretty,
Silver metallic.
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"I have no comment."
Noah-it-all said,
And at this point,
I was laughing off my head.
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At the end of the day,
All ex-campers 'round the pool,
My favorite Noah-it-all,
Was looking quite cool.
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Katie and Sadie,
Made a big mistake,
That sent LeShawna,
To a different fate.
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I was quite disappointed,
Right at the end,
When Harold didn't hug LeShawna,
And kiss her again.
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But hey, not my call,
Nor yours, his or theirs,
But Sasquatchinakwa's,
And the one (Or more.) bear(s).
AN: I had to do that all from memory because the episode isn't on youtube or my TiVo. Wah! :'(
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