Epsilon Near-Um Hi.. Sorry I'm a little hyper right now so my questions are gona be pretty ramdomish.
1 have you ever played the sims? have you ever made a sim of yourself?
2 did you ever have any pets?
3 what do you prefer, chemistry or pysics?
4 have you ever been to invernes, scotland?
5 do you belive in the loch ness monster
6 have you ever read dirk gentley's holistic detective agentsy?
7 what detective/mytery books would you suggest?
8 what is your opinion of the japanese lolotia style of clothing
9 has any one ever tried to make you fall of your chair (startling you, pushing you, ect)?
10 you should be ugly with bags under your eyes and messy hair so how the hell do you manage not to be?!
11 oh and p-please may i h-have a h-hug p-p-please?
P.S. if you ever change ANYTHING about the way you look i will NOT be happy!
Kthxbai
Snuggles!
Dear Epsilon Near,
1. No.
2. No.
3. Chemistry.
4. Yes, I have.
5. There could be one, but I do not believe there is one.
6. Yes.
7. Good old Sherlock Holmes. I find them to be pretty good.
8. I find it interesting, but a little distasteful.
9. Yes, that would be Mello.
10. I do not know.
11. Yes you can.
What on Earth does snuggles mean?
Amaya the Winged Fox-It's good to hear from you. Sorry for not reviewing sooner, but SATs stink. I don't have many questions this time, though.
1) Are you aware of the Mello, Matt, and Near questionares that popped up around last week? What're ur opinions on them?
2) How's ur case going? Feel like you'll be catching that person soon (Any estimates on 'soon')?
Oh, and I mostly didn't share because I felt I shouldn't be doing that unless I had your consent. The bruises are healing nicely though, and nothing broke the skin.
Kidding! Just a bit of dark humor.
Dear Amaya the Winged Fox,
1) Yes I am. I am watching them as well.
2) I feel that I am about to catch them by fifty percent.
I would feel better if you keep the information to yourself at this point.
mangareader1234-L I have a question for you, but first off i don't understand how you can be answering these questions if your dead? Anyway on to my question,but you can answer the other one if you like, when you said you were taking a long time to write this is because you were being held up by a lot of cases i get confused cause aren't you dead, didn't you die in like 2004 or something like that by Rem writing your name down? And if you faked your death then where are you? Sorry if i sound weird it's just i"m really shocked that your doing this when i thought you where dead.
Dear mangareader1234,
If you read the entire thing, you would understand that I am dead in the book, not in real life. And you cannot know where I am currently.
OutcastToReality-Hello L,
I realize I have already left a comment for your next chapter, but I came up with another question I'm curious for you to answer. And the question is this: Do you believe in life after death? This can be taken in many different ways, from reincarnation to heaven and hell, and I would like to know if you believe in any of these, and if so which and why. It may be that this question is irrelevant, but I felt I must ask it anyway.
Thank You,
Outcast
Dear OutcastToReality,
I've never really given a thought about that. I suppose that there may be some sort of life after death. I do not wish to share my beliefs as I do not want to start a sort of religious debate.
LXZAIDE4EVA-hola L- Yo puedo ablar en espanol tamien. yo tengo mas preguntas para ti.
1) qual es tu juego favorito.
2)proque no te gusta a dormir
3)que es tu libro favorito
4)sabes porque B se ve exactamente como tu
5)una vez en tu vida tenias un mascota
6)toda via te gusta mina
pues es todo, y si preguntas, yo soy mexicana. o, y mi prima te dice hola. andale pes, adios L te doy un brazo u te beso adios L
Dear LXZAIDE4EVA,
1) Any sort of mind game.
2) I like to sleep, I just don't prefer it when I am in the middle of a case.
3) Most likely Sherlock Holmes.
4) BB is not like me.
5) No I have not.
6) Yes.
Butterfly Will Be Free-Why do bad things happen to good people, and good things happen to bad people?
-V
Dear Butterfly Will Be Free,
I do not know. But as long as I am around, the good people will have thier justice.
DadinirT-I usually review once I got an answer back but... This riddle of you the one that you put to: "We've all got our junk". It doesn't matter What he has with him, or the profundity of the well...He just needs something that he could break for the escape...
Example:
All he has to do is take out one of the matches.
He then breaks the match in half.
He puts the two halves back together again.
Two half equal one whole.
He puts this (w)hole up against the wall of the well ...
and he climbs out of it.
Someone told me that, with a similar riddle perhaps the same answer applies here, maybe... maybe not...
Or if I see it as Philosophy manner my answer would be:
He just need to wake up, lighting the whole well that was deep and smooth as his mind had being until he finally opened his eyes.
Pardon me for interfere when I was not called for, I shouldn't be so imprudent.
DadiniT
Dear DadinirT,
Very clever. I thought no one would ever get that one. You are correct. I'm really impressed.
michi-nin-Will you ever comply to answer my question?
Having seen you previous replies, I suppose not
Already predicting this, I'll stop
Though it forever remains burned into my mind
Do you believe the one you're searching for can be found?
Or will you fear the darkness?
You'll fly on and on
Or lose your way in the storm and come crashing down
Understand not everyone is perfect
Do you trust anyone
Even with this information?
Surely you would where ever they may be
In this tainted world we live in
Remember, though, everything must be at a balance, so it shall be
Eternally
L, until next time,
michi-nin
.V
Dear michi-nin,
I feel your frustration.
Will no one answer a lone voice?
Answer a person that has asked.
Soon there will be a question to answer.
OutcastToReality-Hello L, it's an honor to finally meet you. This seems very intriguing to me, especially the fact that you aren't making your clues all that obvious. I would like to give cracking this mystery a shot, but I must warn you I don't know near as much background information as I would like to. I have only seen the TV series of Death Note, and know next to nothing about Beyond Birthday, A, or any other part of your past, though I've gathered a little from what I've read here. Before I go further into my little investigation, I'd like to ask a few average questions:
1) You said that you had some last words, but they were incoherent. What were these words?
2) Right before your death scene, when you were speaking with Light, you mentioned that the two of you would be parting ways soon. Did you guess that he was planning to kill you very soon, or were you referring to simply parting ways?
3) How does one get into Wammy's? Again, I have not read or seen anything but the TV series, so I wouldn't know.
4) Are girls accepted into the Wammy House? All main characters I got to know that attended were men.
5) When I first started reading your column I was confused by the constant questions and references to your 'crush' (Mina, is it?), but I'm beginning to realize that she is part of the bigger picture. I also noticed you revealed your main suspect was female, though this could have been simply to satisfy readers' curiosity. Is your love interest and your prime suspect related in any way?
6) Lastly, do you answer ALL questions submitted? I'm assuming so, though I'd hate to assume wrongly and end up making mistakes, like some other commenters have in the past.
I appreciate you taking the time to answer my questions, and best of luck with the case.
Yours
Outcast
Dear OutcastToReality,
1) "I knew you were Kira. But I lost for now."
2) Yes, I had seen the change and figured it out for myself.
3) They are orphans with exceptional talents.
4) Yes they are.
5) Ah, another great deduction. Yes indeed. You are correct. She is connected to Mina.
6) I only answer those that do not concern my whereabouts.
DadinirT-Dear L
Sometimes a riddle could be difficult to reveal.
I wonder why people think that they are so complex and indecipherable like the simple ones.
Felt the charming and ingenious behind his own reflexion from the cristal that doesnt lie.
The noble act is the pure matter with no answer at first sight.
Same mysticism apply to anyone how would live an undead existence laughing to the so called reality.
"Could be possible to find someone how might understand a solite riddle by just seeing through his letters and
kind masterpiece?"
Hm,Talvez sea imposible encontrar alguien con tal caracteristica tan unica yo por mi parte no la he encontrado todavia...
All yours DadinirT
Dear DadinirT,
I'm sure we all have riddles to solve.
Sure as a person always is.
You can never be to sure.
Will is tested in this riddle.
Solve any kind of riddle as much as possible.
This can only be given as a clue.
Yes, it is difficult to find people that oyu need to find only by description.
Animelover1002-Guess what!I found some dude on here who claims to be Near!I'm not sure if he is or not,though...Now then,for my questions!
One,have you ever been to Disneyland(any of them)?If so,what is your favorite ride?
Two,why don't you like hugs?(I just wanna know)
Three,do you think I am annoying?Please answer this truthfully for I will not be offended.
And finally,why won't you answer the questions my friends and I have asked you?I know you are busy,but it takes all of five minutes to do!And I am sorry if I am nagging.
Sayonara!waves
Dear Animelover1002,
No I have not been to Disneyland. Hugging someone makes me feel a little uneasy. No you are not annoying. I will answer them momentarily.
ChibiPandaChan-You updated. Lovely. It's rather boring without someone to talk to about mind games and such. I had thought that you had maybe left everyone hanging.
Oh, and how was it odd? You enjoyed it? (insert laughter) You're one of the few people who do, then. Ah, shame, shame. Then figuring out this puzzle shall be rewarding. And both of them appreciate the hint, though are confused.
(and though you might not really care, I'll say this anyway: I've decided that it doesn't really matter if you are L or not, because that's simply an opinion and it's much more fun just doing this)
Dear ChibiPandaChan,
I will just leave it at odd as it sort of explains itsself. And if you solve this then it will be rewarding? How is that?
TenshiOfJustice-TenshiOfJustice
Hello again L. I hope you are doing okay.
I have more questions for you.
But first i'll answer your questioin first.
The reason why i read this fan fic is because i read just about anything that interests me or just out of plain curiousity.
Oh, and, sorry about the 'did ou feel pain when you were dying' question, of course you must have felt it. My apologies.
Now, onto my questions.
1) What's your favourite type of ice cream?
2) What's your favourtite colour?
3) Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
4) Have you done anything bad when you was a child, getting yourself into trouble basically?
5) What are your views on Amane Misa?
6) What were your views on Beyond Birthday before her started killing? And what were your views on him when he started killing?
7) How many types of Martial Arts do you know? Which one is your favourite?
And, if you don't mind, but, my neice has a question for you too.
ShiroHikari
Um, hello L. um, sorry if my speling isn't very good.
Would you plese anser some of my questions for me?
1) Do you like cake? What's your favrite flaver?
2) Can i plese give Mr Watari a hug? he reminds me of my grandad tee hee.
3) How old are you? I'm eight now yay and TenshiOfJustice (my auntie) is sixten haha.
4) um, my auntie asked you if you could give me a hug in her last review, and you didn't give me one, i was a bit sad about this, um, could i plese have a hug Mr L?
Well that's all for now, thank you L.
Sincerely yours.
TenshiOfJustice and ShiroHikari. x
Dear TenshiOfJustice,
1) I like vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.
2) White
3) No
4) Once or twice.
5) Misa seems to be an okay person. She just needs to give people thier space. And she does not seem to know how to love really.
6) I thought he was okay before he started killing. When he started tpo, then I realized that he was probably trying to destroy my name and reputation because he wasn't as close to becoming my successor.
7) I know several and my favorite is capoeira.
Dear ShiroHikari,
1) I like cake and my favorite is strawberry shortcake.
2) He has no objections to a hug, so yes you may.
3) I am twenty nine.
4) Yes, you may have a hug this time.
The Fictlizuh-Wow. It's L. I must say I'm impressed...I must... Anyway, to the interrogation!
1:As Mr. Rivers, or Near once said, you only accept a case for the thrill value. Would you accept one such as a crazed arsonist attacking random sites, or possibly a rogue spy selling secrets to foreign nations?
2: What was so special about the BB murders to you?
3: Would you accept a case depending on the sum of money you were being offered?
4: Does that rare anomaly you call "Justice" make you feel special?
With a smart-alec look on my face, The Fictlizuh
Dear The Fictlizuh,
1. Yes I would.
2. I knew of BB as he was a resident of the Wammy's.
3. No I wouldn't.
4. In a way, yes.
toya1255-I'm latinoamerican. Mas exactamente de centro america. El salvador. Alguna otra pregunta? Es tu turno de preguntar!! xD
Dear toya1255,
1) Have you ever traveled anywhere at all?
Right Is Never Wrong-Ashi: -rolls on floor laughing- he actually got your cat thing!
Alanna: Screwed us up :P
Ashi: -Still laughing-
Alanna: Breath Ashi breath
Ashi: Okay okay i'm good :P craving chocolate but good :P
Alanna: Right :P
Ashi: So you wanted to know about my pwnsome pen name? Truth be told...was the first thing that came to my head :P Yeah most people would choose something different off the top of there head (if that makes any sense...) but hey as I've probably already demonstrated...i'm not exactly like other people hell i'm only here for pure amusement :P
Alanna: Fanfiction is good for that :P
Ashi: Damn right! When I actually attempt to write something that doesn't involve being lazy...that ends up on fictionpress :P
Alanna: Question cause I have a cat...if you strap the toast directly onto the cats back they can't lick it off so how dose that work?...mind you i've tried :P got really bored one day...
Ashi: Must have been what i was uncontus...
Alanna: Nah that was when I drugged you to get you to sleep...shortly before the chair thing..
Ashi: Ah makes sense..
Alanna: and seriously you don't want to know about the chair thing L...or do you :P
Ashi: L do you watch Dr. Who?
Alanna: Do you have any idea if Ashi's insane or not?
Ashi: according to my dad, i'm not insane...insane people scare the crap outa him...course I scare him...
Alanna: Your dad OBVIOUSLY needs stronger glasses...
Ashi: Whatever...
Alanna: cause I can't think of anything else...and cause Ashi's inching closer and closer to the Halloween candy and I'm not so sure if there'll be any left FOR halloween after she's through, we should probably go...
Ashi: :P Sugar :P
Dear Right Is Never Wrong,
Cats have been known to pull thing off thier backs without help. Has your cat ever lost its collar before? And in any case, the cats that were used in the experiment were grouped together. So they ate the toast of each others backs. I do not watch Dr. Who. And I do not want to know about the chair thing. Also, I do not believe Ashi is insane. Maybe a little different, but not insane.
666DaKod777-Hey L! I have two questions and to apologize about my usage of space.
1. I was on YouTube listening to Your theme B and Billy in Despair and all of a sudden I see a message from "Kira" talking about the Manga Murders. I searched it up and people are being murdered by a real live Kira whos calling card is a note saying "I am Kira." You said before that you were working on a case. Are you working on the Manga Murders?
2. On a lighter note, Do you like SilentReaper (M.L.E.) DeathNote comics?
Dear 666DaKod777,
1. Yes I am.
2. I have no idea what that is.
we've all got our junk-Well. I will admit that I am not L, and I myself, am not very good at riddles but i'll give it a shot. Hm...Are the matches more important than the cigarettes? And if not, are they of equal importance?
Have any questions for me?
(by the way, I'll know if you googled the answer to my riddle)
Dear we've got all our junk,
The matches are not important. But DadinirT has already solved the riddle for you.
Sakura910-Dear Sakura910,
1) What made you read this story?
2) Why is my pen name important?
Something along those lines yes. You are on the right track. There is one last part to my name. And I must say, you are frightfully close.
Dear L,
1) At first I was just reading, and it was entertaining and L is my favorite Death Note character so it's nice to be able to speak with that character, especially if they are real. As you know I didn't start asking questions until later, when I realized this was a puzzle and not just ask questions and get answers, so I began to ask so I could try and solve it. Because I really do love puzzles, as well as solving things. I'm trying to better any skills that I have. Also I'm always looking for mental stimulus because everything around me seems so boring and mundane, and there's nothing to challenge me. When I saw this was a puzzle and that it caused to think it gave me something to do, some reason to use my brain besides just mostly turning it off against the inane drivel around me. I apologize if I sound cruel, it's just that there isn't really anything interesting or challenging around me and so this is, well for lack of a better word- fun.
2) Well since that was the first thing I noticed that made me realize this was a puzzle I tried to figure it out from my first question, which you said was correct but that there was more. So basically I have just been trying to figure out the rest of the name since I was the one who figured out what the first part meant, it would be nice to see it through. Or at least try and push my brain past it's normal limits since I'm not usually tested to have to do things like this, so I'd like to get into high gear.
Sorry, those were long answers. There is more to it still? Hm, I'll have to think about it, and get back to you on that.
Arigatou Gozaimasu,
Sakura910
Dear Sakura910,
Good luck.
Raven-hearted-Luci-Smart answers as usual hm.
I had guessed u already used that play but did you ever think if you didn't tell Light you where L and somehow tricked him into telling you he was Kira would work? Tho it might have been difficult... sorry I'm not coming up with amazing questions I'm just not that smart. Say you where lonely huh? well I know how you feel. Out of curiosity how did your parents die exactly? I can see how this question may be uncomfortable therefore you don't have to answer.
Dear Raven-hearted-Luci,
I will not answer the last question. And yes, if I didn't tell Light kun who I was, maybe it would have worked. But I was trying to use a different approach.
xXxIchigoBeyondxXx-Im sorry, lovemuffin, but i have to side with the many others that indeed do think that you are an imposter...first, you mispelt the name of Dracula's author, typing his first as Brom rather than Bram. You stated earlier that you do type fast and therefor, have an amount of typos, however, the letter "o" and the letter "a", the two mispelt characters, are far away from each other on the keyboard, and on top of that, you are one of the 98.36 percent of people that looks at the screen when you type, showing that you should immeadiatley notice any typo you create. Plus, the girl you had an attraction to introduced this book to you, therefore, the authors name should be clear to you. I've found you out, lovemuffin. and now i have som q's for you that deserve well reasoned answers, and not half assed ones.
1.) Your hair looks positively soft...may i muse it? oh well too late, lovemuffin ;)
2.) Why request a hug when you could have a kiss? Can i have the honor of your lips gracing my cheek? Pwees lovemuffin? Pwees? Glomps you (HAHA U SHALL NEVAH GET ME OFFA U NOW!)
3.) If a female posessed all of the qualities you look for in a woman, you were 100 percent poitive yo could trust her, and she worked in a similar field of work as you, so that being with you couldn't harm her, would you consider having a relationship with her? why are why not? I WANT AN ACTUAL ANSWER, LOVEMUFFIN
4.) You are awfully cute for a grown man, Lovemuffin Rubs cheek against you (TEEHEEZ)
5.) If you could choose what gender children you had, which would you prefer? NO LAME ANSWERS, LOVEMUFFIN
6. Do i frighten you, lovemuffin?
thats it! plz answer me, lovemuffin! I LOVE YOU XOXO
Dear xXxIchigoBeyondxXx,
How very forward you are. And do refrain from calling me lovemuffin. It's very degrading.
1. Please do not touch me.
2. You may not have a kiss. And I most likely will not kiss you.
3. I do not think that I will fall in love again. I have all ready fallen in love once, and it probably won't happen again.
4. Do not refer to me as cute. And do not rub against me.
5. Any would be nice.
6. No. You do not frighten me. As a matter of fact, I was about to call you out...Beyond Birthday. I wondered when you would show up.
LizluvsSpongebob-aw! come on! let me touch your hair just once! PLEASE?! ur being mean 2 me...
Dear LizluvsSpongebob,
Would you be satisfied with a hug instead?
Kit-Kat Punk-lover-Ya! I thoguth you left us forever because of all those bad reveiwers! :D That B.B. thing is awsome! I love B.B.! What do you think about that! O.K. questions!
1. Has Light ever tried to rape you o.O?
2. Has B.b. ever tried to rape you o.O?
3. Has Mello, Matt and Near ever tried to rape you o.O?
Why am I asking this? Because I had a horrible nightmare that they all did! Well the B.B.XL one was pretty cool.
May I have a hug?
Byez!
Dear Kit-Kat Punk-lover,
I have never been raped and no one has ever tried to rape me before. After that dream, no hug for you. I do not want bad ideas to get into your head.
xXxIchigoBeyondxXx-yeah um, not to poop on your parade or anything, but HAHAH A DIDN'T HAVE SHINIGAMI EYES! THAT WAS BEYOND BIRTHDAY! sorry L xD
Dear xXxIchigoBeyondxXx,
Obviously you haven't read the whole thing. So, do not yell out something until you have read something thorougly. Oh, and there is a reason I spelled Brom wrong. In case you were wondering.
Until next time,
L