EowynsPen-Hello L! Oh, and as for all of you who think me as gullible or a fool for calling him "L", I would like to say that your constant nagging at him to prove he's L is super annoying and really boring. Who cares? This is FANFICTION, people, the place where dreams come true (cue for sappy music to play) anyways, this is a place for people who are bored to come together and be random and express themselves.
Okay. Sarcasm-filled rant is over. I am calm.
So, L, here are my questions.
1. What were you really thinking while you were standing out on the roof in the rain, listening to the bells?
2. Have you ever had to fake your death? I bet that you have, considering you being the world's three greatest detectives. How many times, may I ask? Only I am comparing how many times different people have "died", whether real or faked, and I think that you would be a nice inclusion to this. So far in the running are Ancksunamoon and Imhotep from The Mummy, Daine from the Tamora Pierce books, and Sethos from the Amelia Peabody series by Elizabeth Peters (or Barbara Mertz or Barbara Michaels, whichever you prefer. Great books, by the way. You should read them.)
3. Isn't it a little obvious that Near (Nate) would be a better successor than Mello, (Mihael) just by their names? I mean, L, N, M? Little obvious...
4. This woman you are searching for, she is either the mysterious Mina or connected in some way to her, is she not? I have suspected that ever since you said that Mina was your crush.
5. Have you ever read The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkein? It's perhaps my favorite book, neck and neck with Crocodile on the Sandbank by Elizabeth Peters. By the way, even though I've said it before, if you haven't read the Amelia Peabody mysteries (starting with Crocodile on the Sandbank) then you really should. I think you'd like Amelia's deducting. Heck, I can even see you liking Sethos, even though he's usually the "bad guy". Although he first appears in book 3, and we only really meet him in book 4, but still, I think you'd like them.
6. Having read this entire fic so far, from your answers I have deduced that you are a lot like me, in the way you think and what you reveal. I find this very interesting. Also, I have caught myself often subconsciously doing the little thing you do in playing with my lower lip with my thumb when in thought.
7. So, I take it your birthday is on Halloween? Interesting. Another little fact about you that I've learned.
8. Could you please tell Watari that I think he is extremely amazing and deserves several thousand medals?
9. I look forward to your answers to these questions. You sound like someone I could actually have an intelligent conversations with
10. Do you believe in magic? Or do you just wish not to think of it as magic always adds too much confusion in any equation?
11. If you have any questions for me, please feel free to ask anything you like, just as long as it isn't the same boring ones you've asked everyone so far. I actually want to know what you want to know about me. It would be nice if we could be sort-of friends. And pay no attention to my half-rant at the start. I was in a mood.
With all due respect,
EowynsPen
Dear EowynsPen,
1. I was thinking on how I spent my life. I figured that I would not be alive in the next few hours and so, I reflected on my loss.
2. Yes I have fakes my death at least five times. And I have read the books so I understand.
3. You mean L,M,N. I figured that Near would be a better choice, but honestly, they work better together.
4. No, she is not the one I am looking for. But she is connected to this case on a more indirect level.
5. I have when I was little. And yes, I like her books too.
6. Ah, it is but a thinking habit of mine.
7. It's nothing special.
8. I'm pretty sure he already has a lot of medals, but he thanks you anyway.
9. I look forward to talking t you some tim as well.
10. I do not really believe in magic.
11. I'm currently in a tight spot. Do you know anything of the Manga Murders?
hikarugirl-Hello again!
This time I want to know a few things:
1) How many languages do you speak?
2) Have you ever come to Spain?
3) Have you ever come to Argentina?
4) If I told you that I know exactly who is the one you are in love with, would you try to stop me? Believe me, I know. Seriously...
Dear hikarugirl,
1) Quite a few really.
2) Yes.
3) Yes.
4) Everyone basically knows now. But I would rather you keep it to yourself if you please.
Amaya the Winged Fox-Je suis desole pour ma francais, je suis seulement dans les francais deux. Je n'ai pas beaucoup de questions maintenant, sauf ceux-ci.
1) Es-tu heureux tu fais d'autres vouloir etre des inspecteurs aussi?
2) cousin ou cousine?
3)Mes amies et moi avons une soiree pour tu anniversaire! pas une question, je sais...
J'espere tu es heureux! :)
p.s.: Comment est ma francais?
Dear Amaya the Wingd Fox,
1) Yes I am.
2) Depends, boy or girl.
Your french is okay, but you may need to work on it a little more.
OutcastToReality-Dear L,
Yes, I know this is my third comment in nearly 3 days, but I find this quite addicting, so forgive me. I have two things to say:
(1) Just a quick riddle for you. A man is found dead, alone in a cabin in the middle of the freezing mountains. He has a huge wound in his torso, and a large puddle of water beside him. How did he die? It's very simple, I just enjoy that one for some reason.
(2) I've been meaning to ask you if you have any questions for me, but kept forgetting until just now. Is there anything you wish to know?
Thank you so much,
-Outcast
Dear OutcastToReality,
1) The man was killed by an icicle. The water on the floor was the icicle now melted.
2) Why would you choose the pen name OutcastToReality? It's rather interesting.
Emperor Lelouch Vi Britanna-Hehe alright then though you have proved many times over you are in fact L, I now have a riddle to see if your smart as the true L. You wake up and the paint is pealing, the curtains are gone. and all the water is boiling, what do you do?
Dear Emperor Lelouch Vi Britanna,
Hahaha. I remember this one. Before I give the answer however, I want to see if someone else can figure this out. The person is DadinirT if you want to know.
OutcastToReality-Dear L,
I have researched all I can on the Manga Murders, and though I don't have quite as much information as I would have liked, I am satisfied for the time being. What many do not realize, is the note found near the body of the most infamous victim (the victim left with only torso and thighs) is indeed spelled more correctly than most think. If my research tells me right, then that note actually implies the killer behind this female, confirming my beliefs that the suspect you are hunting is most likely the new 'Kira', if you wish to call her that at this point. Another conclusion I have drawn is that so far, these killings are done rather by someone slightly hesitant to attract too much attention, or it is a taunt of mockery, a challenge if you will. I'm leaning more toward the latter, for if this person were hesitant to attract attention they wouldn't have killed their most infamous victim in such a symbolic spot, near the highest point in the town the murder took place. The highest point would most likely symbolize God, or heaven, thus inferring this person believes Kira is of divine rights. If this whole fiasco is indeed a sort of sick challenge invitation, you don't need to be told that it is almost positively directed at you, L. It may also be a threat, a show of what she is capable of by the mangled remains of the victim, or merely a test of her power, much like what Light did. To me, all this deduces to two things: There is indeed a most likely female serial killer on the loose going by the name 'Kira', and she knows you're out there. Prepare for the battle to begin again, Ryuuzaki.
-Outcast
Dear OutcastToReality,
Very well thought of. As a matter of fact that is exactly what's going on. I'm glad that you are paying attention to this case. However, do not involve yourself entirely. I fear that anyone that has come in contact with me at all may all be in danger. There is a thirty percent chance that she may very well be near me. I may have to go back into hiding again and if that happens, I will have to remove myself from here as soon as possible. I am preparing myself for a war that may go far beyond anything I have done before.
TenshiOfJustice-TenshiOfJustice
Ohayou-gozaimasu L-san.
First of all, i'd like to thank you for answering ShiroHikari's questions and for the hugs both you and Watari-san gave her, i must say, that certainly brigtened the birthdays girls day up, so, i thank you. *bows* Also, i'm quite surprised that i'm not the only person out there who likes the colour white, ha ha, how strange.
Anyways, time for my questions.
1) Are you aware that Beyond Birthday has created a fan fic similar to this one?
2) Everyone thinks Matsuda is an idiot, but surely he must have some strenghts, what do you think of Matasuda, L?
3) How is your case going? Are you close into finding whoever it is your looking for? I wish you the best of luck.
4) Heh, what are your views on me so far? Please be honest for i will not be offened.
5) If i may ask, what was your first word? ^_^
6) Has Mello/and/or/Matt played any tricks/pranks on you?
7) What type of music do you listen to? Any opera at all?
8) Could i please ask Watari this question, but, if not, feel free to answer it for him. But, was L a trouble maker at all, was he kind and polite, or was he quiet and shy?
Well, that's pretty much it, thank you very much L, i hope to see your next chapter very soon, and the best of luck in your search. Until then, goodbye L. x
Dear TenshiOfJustice,
1) Yes I am and I keep a close eye on it at all times.
2) I believe Matsuda has a lot of potential. He is very loyal and has a superb sense of justice. He also is a very likable person despite the fact that he tends to not get the point of things.
3) My case is starting to get dangerous now. But that means I am getting closer.
4) I think that you are pretty intelligent.
5) I do not know. Watari often jokes with me and tells me it was probably "cake."
6) Tried but none have succeeded.
7) Yes, as a matter of fact I like opera. I also like classical music.
Dear TenshiOfJustice,
Ryuzaki has always been known to try and steal cake and sweets from the kitchen when he was little. It got so bad that I had to start monitoring him every time he left the room by himself. But other than that, he has never been a real big trouble maker. Well, until next time, goodbye.
Watari
Animelover1002-*smiles*I'm glad;I thought you would say "yes".Like I have told Near,you should diffenently go one if you don't want to go with all the other people around,rent the park(s) I'm sorry that I keep annoying you with my questions about the email.
If you had three wishes,what would they be?I don't know why I'm asking this,it just popped into my head!
Sayonara!Oh and warning,my friends and I ARE going to wish you happy birthday when it comes,so prepare!
P. matter what you answered,you'll still be MY friend,even if i'm not yours.*smiles*Good-bye.
Dear Animelover1002,
If I had three wishes, I would wish for world peace, people to be better, and strawberry shortcake.
VampronicWolf13-Hello L-san.
Just Three questions and an answer.
is your favorite animal?
you had to choose,which one:Vampires or Werewolves?
qualities really stick out to you from Matt,Mello,and Near?
(A)The reason people wish to hug you so much is that more likely than not,it was the only way for them to react to "seeing" their favorite,or one favorite,anime ,or your just plain cute.
Dear VampronicWolf13,
1. I'm not sure.
2. I'll humor you and say both.
3. Near is really calm adn thinks things through. Mello will do anything to achieve what needs to be done. And Matt has both of the traits combined and will do whatever it takes to save someone.
Butterfly Will Be Free-Have you ever read Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky? If so, what is your view/opinion on the argument about criminals and their "right to crime" and people's position in society that Porfiry Petrovich brings up when talking to Raskolnikov about the article that he (Raskolnikov) wrote for The Weekly Leader?
Also, if you have read it, what is your opinion on the entire book in general?
-V
Dear Butterfly Will Be Free,
Yes I have. People do not have a right to crime. They may make that choice, but they do not have a right to it.
Mary Magdalena-Below is a list of extremely odd names that I would like you to read over. Please assign a gender to each individual name. (I might name my future child one of these.)
1. Bride Brigade
2. Heaven Heresy
3. Ocelot Orifice
4. Haunt Haven
5. Vehement Vessel
6. Degrade Descent
7. Wedding Woe
8. Cathedral Catalyst
9. Dame Decay
10. Hollow Hero
11. Guitar Gilded
12. Decadence Dame
13. Joust Jargon
14. Death Decade
15. Fable Forlorn
16. Fable Fuse
17. Armada Arcane
18. Saint Sentiment
19. Tyrant Trinity
20. Nomad Nostalgia
21. Paragon Pestilence
I know this is really weird, but I just want to know which names from the aforementioned list would be better feminine or masculine, in your opinion. As you may have already guessed, they are inspired and derived from 'Beyond Birthday'. (I'm going to post this on the 'Interview With Beyond Birthday' too.)
Dear Mary Magdalena,
1. feminine
2. feminine
3. masculine
4. feminine
5. masculine
6. masculine
7. feminine
8. feminine
9. feminine
10. masculine
11. masculine
12. feminine
13. masculine
14. masculine
15. feminine
16. feminine
17. masculine
18. feminine
19. masculine
20. masculine
21. feminine
Captain Blubear-Snuggles is one of my ways of saying bye whitch i put after KthxBai whenever i can be bothered, so basically i'm saying
ok thanks bye, hugs.
what is you opinyon on cats, by the way? and what would you do f some one changed all your sweets for suger free versions? and have you EVER been on a shuger high? i mean you eat more sweets than possibely heathy yet you are the calmest person ever and give me a lieter of cola, a cople of chocolates and a handfull of suger cubes and i'm asking a manga character his opinion on CATS, for petes sake!
oh and can i have another hug?
Kthxbai
snuggles
Dear Captain Bluebear,
I think that cats are fine. My reasoning level would drop by at least twelve percent. And yes you can have a hug.
Right Is Never Wrong-Ashi: YES SOMEONE SMART (ish...) DOSN'T THINK I"M INSANE!
But he dosn't watch Dr. Who so i'm ignoring you now!
Alanna: It might have been in your best interests to say you HAVE watched Dr. Who...esspecialy now that it's like 12 in the morning and she opperating on heavy ammounts of sugar, caffeine and lack of sleep...
Ashi: SQUIEERL!
Alanna: Cats don't eat toast...duh :P so your theroy dosn't work...and no a hungry cat won't eat toast...
Dear Right Is Never Wrong,
I fear that you are wrong with cats not eating toast. A stray cat will eat anything that it can in order to survive. Even toast. A house cat will not as it is not worried about food. The house cat knows that food will be available whenever it wishes to eat. Therefore it most likily will not eat toast. And I have also known cats to steal bread from bakers that display thier breads outside thier shops.
216596-I have a riddle for the L!
If you do not wish to answer, don't... (Though that would be saying I win. JUST ACCEPT YOUR MOOSEY FATE!)
We've followed since your birth,
We'll stand with you at Deaths berth.
You are the foundation, on which we stand,
Are we truly yours to command?
We can fly,
We can swim,
We can't truly die.
We've been mentioned many a time in ancient lore,
We, in many religions, lie at their core.
We both tire and comfort man,
Tell me this riddle if you can
Dear 216596,
I believe the answer is 'God.'
Reper-what percentage is your suspicion of me L?
R
Dear Reper,
Two percent.
we've all got our junk-Oh. Sweet, that makes sense. I wont claim to be particularly good at riddles because I'm not. I just know a few good haven't asked me any questions. Are you avoiding my riddle?
Dear we've all got our junk,
I am not avoiding your riddle. And Mello wants to humorously add his own reasoning. He says that the man was Gepetto and Pinnochio killed him and that the wood shavings were from when he was made. I do believe that is not the answer and that is more of a joke.
The Fictlizuh-Hello, L. I have returned once more for some good ol' Q-and-A.
#1:I have a theory. It's a bit out there, but I believe in it. As you have said, your inconvenient death was only a ruse. By now, most people have learned of your identity as L Lawliet. I believe this title is but an alias within an alias. If that was your real name, wouldn't someone have tracked you down by now?
#2:At first, I honestly didn't give a flying fed about your love life with "Minna", but my few friendly assets have urged me to ask you. I've read Bram Stoker's "Dracula", what does it have to do with her?
#3:Faking a death is like saying you're an alien:It must be spread slowly or it won't be believed. But your death was witnessed by the whole team. You were buried in a coffin and be blunt, how'd you pull it off?
With a hockey mask covering his smirk, The Fictlizuh
Dear The Fictlizuh,
1: Impressive thinking, but I will not say if you are right or not as it may endanger me.
2: Quite a bit.
3: Ah, that shall remain a secret as it may work to my advantage again.
toya1255-ah! Hehehe...si, he viajado antes. A mis 15 años viaje a U.S.A. xD
Dear toya1255,
Interesting. Why would you come to America?
OutcastToReality-Dear L,
So I am correct in assuming Mina is involved with your prime suspect? With your suspect being female and Mina obviously being female as well I believe Mina may indeed BE your suspect. If that is true, I can only imagine how strange it must be to suddenly have an emotional attachment involved with a case. I was skimming back over some previous entries and I noticed you said there was something important about the fact that both you and Light Yagami died at the hands of a Shinigami. Are you inferring there is a Shinigami involved with this case as well? Other viewers have confirmed that you are working on the Manga Murders, which appear to be a vague mimicry of the Kira Killings. I should research those some more before I propose any more of my theories though. But I must say, just to get this thought out onto the field, that if a Shinigami WERE involved, that would mean the use of another Death Note... Just an idea.
Thank You-
Outcast
Dear OutcastToReality,
In an indirect way, yes. I believe that shinigami may be involved this time, but in a different way. And yes, maybe there is another Death Note in this world, but I doubt it. And Mina is not my suspect.
LizluvsSpongebob-Yes! thank u so much! *hugs* you're just so adorable! why don't you like people to be affectionate towards you? don't you like girls being all over you? and i want some REAL answers okay? Love ya!
*Liz*
Dear LizluvsSpongebob,
I get suspicious when people try to show me alot of affection. And I do not like girls being all over me as it feels awkward to be surrounded by alot of people.
KakureteiruTantei-hello 'L', sorry in advance if i say something wrong, i'm woke up and hour ago and i'm a bit grouchy.
I've been taking on that little mystery a while now, in fact before i even registered for this site.
1. You're looking for your crush aren't you?
am i right on that
of the reasons you have Hellsing in your favourites list is because of the fact your crush is named after a Dracula character (Mina)and that alucard backwards is dracula.
Am i close on that
that's is about as far is i went.
I'm not going to ask 'are you really L' because i have my own proof.
these are just for kicks
1. have you watched any detective anime before
2. do you have a favourite novel
3. if i'm wrong with the above questions then why did you start this story?
any questions for me?
that's about it, sorry if i upset you in any way, but like i said before i'm sleepy and this is my first actual review as a member.
Dear KankureteiruTantei,
1. No, I am not. I know where she is.
2. No I have not watched detective anime before.
3. Yes, Sherlock Holmes.
4. To find someone.
Yes. Why would you choose to ask me questions?
WinterTopaz-Dear L-chan
First off I would like to say just howw awesome you are ^^ And in one of the chapters when kisa sohma cookie asked if you were a pervert you replied "No. The likelyhood of me being a pervert is about 5 percent" But I read somewhere that when you say a percentage like 3 percent or 5 percent it is usually in the high ninties. Heehee :P. Anyways I have a few more questions...
1)What's your favorite type of cookie?
2)How do you feel about BB/L yaoi fanfics (I won't lie, I'm kinda fond of them)
3)What's your favorite non-opera song?
Thank you! (kisses you on cheek ^^)
-WinterTopaz
Dear WinterTopaz,
1. Chocolate chip.
2. I do not really care for them.
3. "Lacrymosa" from Evanescnece. Matt showed it to me and it kind of touched me.
Blushes after kiss on cheek.
-Again-
WinterTopaz-I'm sorry but I have another question, What are some of your pet peeves?
Dear WinterTopaz,
My pet peeves are when I have to repeat myself constantly, be nice to people I really do not want to be nice to, and not having sugar around.
Kit-Kat Punk-lover-Ya! I thought you dided o.O Aw no hug :( I can't help what I dream XD Anyway that whole ask Near thing Animelover1002 mentioned...It's me! Lol i kidnapped near! hahahaha and you said he was hard to find! Anyway my questions are...
your trying to solve the manga murders eh. Is it as difficult as the Kira case?
2. Is this mina involved with it at all? I have a feeling she is.
3. A hug?
4. If you are really alive in real life is Watari?
Bye!
Dear Kit-Kat Punk-lover,
1. Indeed it is.
2. In a more indirect way, yes.
3. I suppose so.
4. Yes he is.
-Another Note-
I wish to thank the people who have wished me a happy birthday. I do not celebrate it though, but I appreciate it. Thank you.