This is short and kinda stupid. Just an idea that burst into my mind... with a little help from a Punk Rocker...

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Edward and I were upstairs in his room, kissing and talking as usual, when he shushed me.

I waited as he apparently seemed to be listening to something.

I saw his mouth twist into a smile and his eyes glistened with amusement.

Finally, he couldn't keep it in any longer. He burst out laughing.

"Edward! What's so funny?"

Edward grabbed my hand and carried me downstairs.

We entered the living room quietly. He put his finger to his lips and pointed to the kitchen. That's when I heard the voices... and... crying?

"What?! What on earth could possibly make you think that was okay to do?!"

"Carlisle, I'm sorry, I--"

"No! It's inexcusable! Do you realize I could get fired for this?!?"

"I'm sorry."

"You have to put it back!"

"Carlisle, you don't know how much I've longed for a baby of my own!"

"So Edward and Emmett and Jasper and Bella and Rosalie and Alice mean nothing to you?"

"No of course not! I love them. But they're grown up. I wanted a baby."

"So did I, but it doesn't mean you can just steal one from the infant's unit at the hospital where I work!"

Edward pulled me behind the sofa as Carlisle and Esme entered the living room.

Esme was carrying a baby in her hands. That's what the crying was. And that's what they were talking aout.

I glanced at Edward. He was having trouble not laughing.

"Honey, I'm not mad at you. But you really do need to let me take the baby back to the hospital. Think of its mother. She probably wants a baby just as bad as you. And it is her baby after all."

She sighed.

"Alright. I guess you can take her back."

Esme and Carlisle left the room.

Edward took me back to his room and started laughing again.

"Edward! It's not funny."

"Bella, she took a baby from the hospital!"

"Because she wants a baby."

"She stole a kid! How can you not see how hilarious it is?"

"She could have gotten Carlisle fired! Would it have been funny then?"

"Please. They wouldn't fire him. All the females working there are too much in love with him."

I sighed.

"Consequences aside, it is pretty funny. Nice little Esme, stealing a baby? Who woulda thunk?"

Edward laughed with me and played with my hair.

Esme came into the room suddenly.

"Tell anyone about this, and--"

"Relax, Mom. I won't tell anyone."

"Not even your brothers and sisters."

"Not even."

"Bella, you won't tell will you?"

"Nope."

She left, and Edward and I resumed talking.