Haha! I thought this was funny. It took me longer to write than I thought it would. Oh well. Thanks again to a Punk Rocker who gave me this idea. And the last one [chapter 5 and another one in my head that may be chapter 7...

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Whoa. That sounded wrong.

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"Edward?"

"Good morning, Bella."

His face filled my vision. I struggled to breathe.

I looked around the room. It was Edward's room.

"Edward?"

"You fell asleep. Don't worry, I had Alice call Charlie. She said that you two were having a sleepover. The story is, you two were having a movie marathon and you fell asleep watching The Notebook."

"Thanks."

His cool hand slipped around my waist and he held me closer.

Just then, strange scents wafted up my nose. Chocolate?

"Edward?"

"Bellaaaaa!" Alice burst into the room and flounced onto the bed.

"Bella! You're awake! I knew it! Guess what? I made you breakfast! 'Cause I knw you would wake up and be hungry! So I cooked breakfast! I don't know what you like so I made a lot! I hope you have a big appetite! Come on, Bella! Food's downstairs!"

She grabbed my hand and proceeded to drag me down the steps. When I saw the buffet of food on the kitchen table, I gasped.

Alice had made blueberry waffles, blueberry pancakes, blueberry muffins, chocolate chip waffles, chocolate chips pancakes, chocolate chip muffins, cheese danishes, rasberry danishes, blueberry danishes, toast, oatmeal, scrambled eggs, bacon, Canadian bacon, and sausage. Not to mention the varieties of PopTarts and cereal.

"Alice, what... What is all of this?"

"Oh! I almost forgot!" She went to the fridge and pulled out milk, orange juice, and syrup.

"Eat whatver you want, Bella! We'll save the rest for later if you can't eat it all!"

I sat down and ate.

First I had chocolate PopTarts, then I had chocolate chip waffles. I poured chocolate syrup on them. For protein, I had eggs. Dipped in syrup.I tried to drink some orange juice, but all the chocolate made it seem sour. So I made chocolate milk instead. Her blueberry muffins were great. I was shocked at Alice's cooking talent. Since vampires don't eat human food, it was surprsing that she knew how to cook.

The food quickly filled up my stomach and Alice wrapped up the rest to put in the fridge for later.

Right. Like I was ever going to be hungry again.

Edward smiled at me, happy that I wasn't upset at Alice for going all out for me.

Since the story was that I had fallen asleep watching The Notebook, Alice said it would make sense if I rewatched it in the morning. Edward agreed. So they pulled out the movie. Although I doubted Charlie would even ask, but whatever.

It really was a nice story. When Allie smeared Noah with ice cream and kissed it off of him, I couldn't help but think about doing that to Edward.

When I voiced this thought, Alice giggled.

"I knew you would think that."

The gleam in her eye told me that she was up to something.

Right on cue, Jasper came in thw front door with cartons of ice cream.

"Alice, they didn't have regular vanilla," he complained.

"It's okay. I think Bella is more of a chocolate fan anyway!"

Jasper set the ice cream down on the coffee table in front of me and sat down next to Alice.

Despite my big breakfast, I couldn't ignore ice cream.

I found my favorite flavor, chocolate chip, and dug in.

When the carton was finished, my hunger for chocolate had not worn off, so I grabbed the plain chocolate ice cream too.

Before I knew it, half of the ice cream cartons were gone and the movie was over.

Somewhere along the line, Alice and Edward had exchanged glances and went off somewhere. Probably to make me some more food I didn't want. Or whatever. I could care less.

I looked at Jasper, who was sitting on the couch next to me.

"Hi, Jasper," I said girlishly.

His eyes turned to me warily.

"Uh, hi Bella."

I laughed ans scooted closer slightly.

"What, I can't say hi to you?"

"You can. You did."

"You didn't want me to."

"How do you know? Are you an empath or something?"

"No, Jasper. But you are. You're also a vampire." I giggled. "Like Edward."

Somewhere, in the back of my mind, I was trying not to talk. But the sugar had taken me over.

"Edward is my fiancee, you know. We're gonna get married. And then I'll be a vampire. Me and Eddie. Not Edy... Like the ice cream. Ooh, cotton candy..."

Jasper's eyes brightened. Oops. I think my sugar high was getting to him too.

"Pretty pink. Pretty blue. So many colors. What do I do?"

I laughed.

"Jasper! You're making a rhyme. Like a song. With music. And guitars."

"A song about cotton candy," he mused. "And I can't even eat candy."

He started laughing.

"A world without candy?!" I gasped. "Kill me please!"

"Yah, wit my ven-oooooooh-mmm."

I snorted. Breathing was becoming difficult with all the laughing I was doing.

Jasper's eyes widened as he pointed at me.

"You snorted! Like a pig! Oink oink!"

"Hey, at least I didn't snort Coke."

"Yeah 'cause the bubbles would get up your nose," he said at the same time as I was, except I said 'my' not 'your'.

The stereo sound of the words being said sent me into peals of laughter.

I felt Jasper's giggles shake his body alongside me.

An evil idea entered my mind and I reacted before I could stop myself.

"Bella! Don't tickle me! Stop it!"

"No!" I laughed and continued to tickle him.

I squealed as he tickled me back.

"Yes!"

We stopped at the same time, which sent us both into roaring laughter. I fell off the couch, gasping for air, making squeaking sounds as oxygen escaped my lungs at the same time as I was trying to draw the oxygen in.

Jasper laughed harder too.

"Bella? Why are we laughing so hard?"

"I don't know!"

Wrong thing to say. It made us laugh louder.

As I rolled on the floor laughing and trying to breathe, my hand hit something wet and cold and slimy.

"Jasper! The ice cream is melting!"

He glanced at the cold substancd covering my hand and burst into even more laughter, now doing the same squealing thing I had done earlier.

I was vaguely aware of the presence of other people.

"Jasper, I think we have company."

"They live here!"

Tears were rolling down my cheeks, I was laughing so hard.

I felt cold on my sides and I thought it was ice cream, but it was Edward.

I screamed.

"Don't tickle me please!"

"I'm not. I'm putting you on the couch."

"But I'm all ice cream-y. I fell into ice cream. It was like an ice cream pool."

I heard Jasper shriek with laughter.

"An ice cream pool! Alice! Can we have an ice cream pool?"

Jasper's voice was distorted from the laughter that was escaping his lips along with the words, but I knew Alice could understand.

"Edward! I think we should have an ice cream pool too. Upstairs in your room. No, wait! An ice cream hot tub! Get it?"

I nudged Jasper in the ribs and we snorted out more laughter, pausing only to squeal and breathe.

My hands found Edward's face and I poked him.

"Get it, Edward? An ice cream hot tub? Cause it would melt!"

"I get it, love. It's not that funny."

"Your face is funny!" I laughed at Jasper's comment.

"So's your face!" I retorted.

"Your mom!"

"Renee!"

"Esme!"

"Edward's mom!" Although that made no sense, I had to say it.

Alice and Edward exchanged looks.

"Bella, honey, I think you'e on a sugar high."

"High?!" I shrieked happily.

"No, no!" Jasper turne Edward's face away from mine and corrected him.

"She's not high. No Coke snort here. Bubbles!"

"My bubbles!"

Jasper and I laughed harder at our inside joke.

Trying to regain control of my laughing, I looked up. And saw Emmett. With a video camera.

"Hi Mom! Hi Dad! I'm high!" Even though I meant sugar high, the connotation made me laugh again.

"Emmett! How long have you been there?"

"The whole time, Jasper. The whole time." I could tell Emmett was trying not to laugh. At us? Oh well.

More air escaped my lungs as I laughed, but as I felt Edward's strong arms carry me, I felt calmer.

Calm?

Why wasn't Jasper calming me down?! I thought he was supposed to be the emotion-controller in this family!!

Oh.

That's why.

He felt my emotions.

Now I know why Emmett had that video camera.

Jasper and I were sugar high. But I was the only one who had sugar.

I felt a blush coming to my cheeks as I thought of what I looked like on that video.

I heard Jasper's voice downstairs.

"What? What happened? ... Emmett! You better not show that tape to anybody!"

I giggled quietly.

"Are you calm now, Bella?"

Edward's fingers carressed my cheek.

"Don't let Alice cook me any meal ever again."

"No problem."

He kissed my gently.

Well, it's a ood thing Jasper and I never sang a song, since Emmett had that camera. Or did we?