Very weird update. Just had part of the first song in my head and I don't know why. First song is "Weird" by Hilary Duff. Second song is "Sadie Hawkins Dance" by Relient K. Third song is "Mood Rings" by Relient K.
And I totally messed up the meaning of this fic! The chapters were supposed to be random and unrelated! Chapters 6-9 kind of tie-in... Ergh.
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I do not own Twilight.
I didn't earlier today when I made chapter 5-8... what makes you think I do now?
I was upstairs in my room, listening to my iPod and doing my homework when Edward came in.
"Edward!" I sang out.
"What?" He asked weakly. Somehow, he knew a song was coming.
"Dont'cha think it's weird?"
"What's weird?" He sat down on my bed.
"Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh OOOH. Weirder than weird! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh OOH. That's what you are! That's what you wanna be! What I like about you is what you like about me! Dont'cha think it's weird!"
Edward's nosw wrinkled as he recognized the song.
"Why are you listening to that? You don't like pop."
"It's on shuffle. I can't help it."
"Oh, yes you can." He reached over and hit the skip button.
"Hey! Edward, why did you do that! I-- hey! I love this song!"
He rolled his eyes and watched me as I mouthed the words and cuntinued with my homework.
"...There's nothing better. OH OH OH! The girls ask the guys! It's alwys a surprise! There's nothing better baby do you like my sweater? The Sadie Hawkins Dance, in my khaki pants. There's nothing better. OH OH OH! The girls ask the guys! It's always a surprise! There's nothing better baby do you like my sweater?"
"The answer is six."
I slipped out of my music trance and looked at Edward.
"Huh!"
"The answer is six, he repeated.
"Baby, do you like my sweater? The answer is six? What the frick?"
"No." He pointed to my calculus work.
"The answer is six. Not four."
"We hate four!"
I erased the four and put a six as the song switched.
"You know what song I like for you?"
"What?"
Edward grinned.
" 'Mood Rings' by Relient K."
He grabbed my iPod and turned that song on.
That was unneccessary, of course. It was one of my favorite songs. I knew all the words.
"Remember that time at my house? When you couldn't find your CD?" He smirked.
"Oh shut up!" I slapped his arm playfully.
"Jasper did forgive me for that, right?"
He stuck out his tongue.
"Very mature, Edward," I murmured as I lost my train of thought, listening to the song coming out of my earphones.
We all know the girls that I am talking about.
Well they are time bombs and they are ticking
And the only questions when...they'll blow up!
And they'll blow up, we know that without a doubt.
Cause they're those girls, yeah, you know those girls
That let their emotions get the best of them.
GO!
And I've contrived some sort of a plan
To help my fellow man...
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking,
Just what they're thinking...
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the swingset almost everyday
She said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
And all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"
If it's drama you want, then look no further
They're like the Real World meets Boy Meets World
meets Days of Our Lives.
And it just kills me how they get away with murder
They'll anger you then bat their eyes
Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
GO!
And I've contrived some sort of a plan
To help my fellow man...
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking,
Just what they're thinking...
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the swingset almost everyday
She said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
And all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"
Cause when it's black means "watch your back" because you're probably
The last person in the world right now she wants to see
And when it's blue it means you should call her up immediatly
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree
And when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
And when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless
And that's alright I must confess
We all know the girls that I am talking about
She likes you Wednesday, but now it's Friday
And she has to wash her hair
And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
Well, first she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde...
at least she makes a lovely pair.
Mood Ring, oh Mood Ring,
oh tell me will you bring the key
to unlock this mystery?
Of girls and their emotions
Play it back in slow motion
So I may understand
The complex infrastucture known as the female mind.
The song ended and I realized I still had a couple of hours left of homework. Edward had left. He needed to do something with his family. Probably hunt.
Sigh. Homework was so tiring.
Hmm... Edward wasn't here...
I snuck down to the fridge and pulled out my hidden stash of Fruit Gushers and Mountain Dew.
Hehe.
Yay!
I like the ending! Fruit Gushers are increible after being fridgerated! or frozen! and Mountain Dew cannot be banned... lol. inside joke with a friend... sort of... but she doesn't read these... to my knowledge. lol
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