Thanks for voting, people! I got a majority of embarrassment/torture, so here it is.

Disclaimer: I don'e own Twilight or Stargate:Atlantis. But 'Sunday' was really sad... omg I just realised- today is Sunday! haha ok so review!

Edward's POV

I sat on the couch, watching television. It was Sunday, the episode of Stargate:Atlantis where Dr. Carson Beckett dies. I'd read the spoilers online, but nothing could prepare me for the sheer agony of actually watching it. Why him? He was the nicest one.

"No! Beckett, run! RUN!"

My words made no difference. The bomb blew up, leaving a trail of fire behind him before the screen cut away to a new scene. Beckett was dead.

"NOOOO!! NO! BECKETT!! How could they let him die?! He could have gotten away in time!! STUPID WRITERS! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!"

If I was a human, I would have been crying. Instead, I was just dry-sobbing. Why him? Why?

"No. Beckett. He. Noo. Wahh."

I was too busy sobbing to notice Bella come in through the front door, only to stop and stare at me in disbelief.

"Ummm... Edward? A-are you okay?"

I think Bella was talking to me. Wait, if Bella was here, watching me cry... Oh, that would be the worst. I'm just imagining it.

Suddenly I felt a warm hand on my shoulder.

"Edward?"

Oh frak.

"Bella!" I jumped up, hitting the Power button on the tv.

"I... This isn't what it looks like!"

"Yes it is. Edward, were you crying over the death of a television character?" How can she look genuinely concerned and utterly amused at the same time?

"No! I... Was... Just... It... Umm..." Dang. Normally I'm so good at lying.

"You were." She dragged me to the couch and sat next to me, her beautiful brown eyes gazing into mine.

"No, I... It... Yes. I was. Okay? What's it to you?" I asked defensively.

"Nothing. It's cute."

Cute? She thought it was cute? I just severely embarrassed myself and she thought it was cute?!

"Cute? You think it was cute? I just severely embarrassed myself and you think it's cute?!" Her eyes widened at my unexpected response.

"No, I didn't mean it like that. I--" She was cut off by Jasper stomping down the steps.

"Dang it, Edward! You're giving me a headache with all these emotions! Jeez. First, some pain and agony and sadness. Then fear and embarrassment. And now anger? What is wrong with you? Are you like, PMSing or something?! Jeez!"

He was standing in front of me now, tapping his foot. His arms were folded across his chest and he had an angry look on his face.

"No, I'm not PMSing. I'm a vampire, mind you. And a male one at that." Bella giggled.

Jasper seemed to suddenly acknowledge her presence.

"Maybe it was you! You're a human, a female human. Maybe I was getting all these emotions from you!" He turned his anger toward her.

"Jasper. Chill. She wasn't even here until, like, three seconds ago," I defended Bella.

"Then the emotions were from you. I understand the sadness, I guess, if you were watching 'Sunday' again," he rolled his eyes. "And embarrassment 'cause Bella caught you crying. But fear and anger? What the frak, Edward?"

"Uh..."

"Oh, he got mad 'cause I though it was cute. But fear? Are you afraid of me, Eddie?" Her voice sounded mocking, teasing. But it was beautiful. Like her face. Her face that was now turned towards me, watching my reaction.

"Don't call me Eddie," I mumbled, trying not to look at her. I know if I did, I'd start babbling and talking and explaining the whole 'fear' thing.

"Edward." She lifted my face up to meet hers, staring into my eyes.

"Fear?"

"Well, afraid that you would, you know, tease me. For crying." That sounded so much more dumb out loud.

Jasper sighed exasperatedly and returned upstairs, mumbling something about 'stupid reason' as he left.

"Edward, I would never tease you. And if I did, well, you'd deserve it. You laugh and say I'm cute when I embarrass myself."

It was true.

"Well, yeah. But you are cute when you embarrass yourself. And you're a human, you should be subject to embarrassment. Not me."

"Silly Edward."

Yes, silly Edward. Stupid, silly, embarrassed Edward. But it was Beckett! He didn't deserve to die! He was always putting others ahead of him! Why?! Why why why! Stupid writers. I hate them. I'm gonna go find them and kill them. Slowly and painfully. That'll show them.

"Edward!" Bella's voice brought me out of my thoughts.

"What?"

"I know I told you I'd never scream and run, but I might have to reconsider that. He's just a character."

"What? What'd I do?" I was seriously confused.

" 'Stupid writers. I hate them. I'm gonna go find them and kill them. Slowly and painfully.' ?! Edward!"

"Oh. Did I say that out loud?"

"Yeah."

"Sorry, Bella. You know I didn't mean it."

She rolled her eyes and laid her head down on my shoulder.

Then Jasper came bounding down the steps.

"Sorry, Edward." He ran into the kitchen.

"Sorry? For what? Jasper!"

But my question was answered as Emmett came down the steps, followed by Alice and Rosalie. Carlisle and Esme were nowhere to be seen.

"Edward! I didn't know you were like that, man." Emmett plopped down next to me on the couch, giving my shoulder a punch.

"You know that didn't hurt, right?"

"Yeah, I know."

I rolled my eyes.

Alice giggled.

"What, Alice?"

"Sooo... you're afraid of Bella now? And you cry at the deaths of characters on tv?"

Oh frak. I was never going to live this down.

"Jasper!"

Oh, he was in trouble. He was going down. He would pay for this. Why would he tell them? They'll never stop teasing me. This is the last time I watch televison. It gets me into all sorts of trouble. Sigh. Life sucks.

I'm sorry. That was a crappy chapter. Embarrassing Edward is really hard. Especially since I still have writer's block and kinda forced that chapter out. Without even the help of sugar or caffeine. Oh, woe is me.

Please review. Tell me how much you hated it and how much i suck. I'm sorry. I deserve it. lol.