OMG. I'm so sorry, Jasper! I'm so sorry, Emmett! I am pure evil. But this is bound to be hilarious. Please review!

Just as Jasper was about to take the mic, Emmett yelled out.

"No! Please! Let me go first! Please please please?!" He threw himself down on the ground in front of Jasper, begging. Jasper smirked at him and his gaze flickered to Edward for a moment. I swear I saw Jasper nod a little bit. I was about to ask Edward what was going on when he pulled out a camera and aimed it at Emmett. I stifled a giggle.

"OK, Emmett. But only since you asked so nicely."

Jasper returned to the couch. Emmett grabbed my iPod and searched the songs.

"Yes! Just the song I wanted." He put the iPod on the machine and pressed play, grabbing the microphone.

"You get the-" he yelled out while the music was playing.

"Oh, wait. Not that part. Okay, Emmett, calm down." I threw Edward a quizzical glance. What song was he going to sing and why was he talking to himself? Edward just shook his head and motioned for me to shush, keeping the camera trained on Emmett the whole time.

"You get the limo out front! Hot styles! Every shoe! Every color! Ooh, look a rainbow! Yeah! When you're famous, it can be kind of fun! It's really you but no one every discovers. In some ways you're just like all your friends but on stage you're a STAAAAAAAAAAAAR! HEY! YOU GET THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST OF BOTH WORLDS! Chill it out! Take it slow! And rock out the show! You get the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST of both worlds, chill it out. Oh oops. Uh.. Mix it all together, and you know you've got the Best! You get the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST of both girls! Without the shades and the hair, you can go anywhere! You go to movie premieres, is that Orlando Bloom? OMG he's so hot, Lilly! Oh! Yeah you get to be my smalltown girl and big time with your air guitar! You get the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST of both worlds! Mix it all together and you know you've got the BEST! Ch'yea! Fo shizzle, my nizzle, beat that Jizasper. Biznatch!" Emmett threw the microphone at Jasper.

Beside me, Edward was shaking with silent laughter. It was funny. Emmett messed up the words and belted out 'best' like there was no tomorrow. I wonder what sort of blackmail Edward is going to use the tape for.

"Jasper, if Emmett told you to beat him, that means you have to follow suit of the competition." Alice's face was apologetic.

"What?"

"You have to do the same song, or a song by the same artist."

Realisation dawned on Jasper.

"Aw, shoot, Emmett! Man, why'd you have to pick Hannah Montana?!" He groaned. Emmett laughed.

Alice rushed over to where Jasper was standing, picking out a song on my iPod.

"It's okay. Do the song that you don't hate. You know, the one you si-" Jasper cut Alice off.

"Ah, I got it Alice."

He put the iPod back and waited as the music played.

"How did I get here? I turned around and there you were. I didn't think twice, or rationalize. Cause somehow I knew. That there was more than just chemistry, I mean I know you were kind of into me. But I figured it's too good to be true. I said, pinch me where's the catch this time? Can't find a single cloud in the sky. Help me before I get used to this guy... Er, girl... They say that good things take time. But really great things happen in a blink of an eye. Thought the chances to meet somebody like you were a million to one. I cannot believe it. Oh, whoa. You're one in a million."

It was creepy how much Jasper sounded like Hannah Montana. Apparently the Cullens noticed too, because all of the sudden, Emmett was on the ground roaring with laughter, Edward was trying to shush him because of the camera, Rosalie was giggling, and Alice was trying not to laugh.

Jasper stopped in the middle of his perfect imitation of the song and threw down the microphone.

"This is why I stopped doing karaoke with you guys! I never make fun of any of you! You didn't make fun of Emmett! You all suck, you know that?" He ran upstairs, but not before waves of Jasper's sadness and embarrassment sobered us all up.

"Jasper! I'm sorry" Alice followed him.

The rest of us looked around, bewildered. Then Edward laughed evilly.

"Hey Emmett."

"What?"

"I got Jasper's performance on video. Wanna put it on Youtube?" He grinned at me.

"Yeah! Sure!" He scrambled up to help Edward. Little did he know his performance was also on that tape. Rosalie grinned at me, thinking the same thing I was. Before I knew she was gone, she was back with her laptop. A couple of minutes later, Edward and Emmett came back, announcing their successful uploading of the video. Rosalie plugged her laptop into the tv and clicked on Jasper's video.

We watched as he sang exactly like Hannah and burst out of the room. Then the screen was black. Emmett started clapping and cheering, congratulating Edward on catching Jasper on film. But Edward just smirked and told him to shut up.

Emmett's performace appeared on screen.

"What the?" He watched himself sing 'The Best Of Both Worlds' with wide eyes. When it ended, he turned to Edward.

"Edward! How? Why! What? You!!"

Edward laughed. "Sorry. Jasper told me to."

"Yeah, well, now you have to sing." Emmett said with a smug face.

Uh oh. This was not going to go down well.

Yeah, I don't own Twilight or Hannah Montana. this could have been better. oh well. review!