A/N: All right! The 2nd to Last Chapter! I plan update the 2nd to last one on the 24th (as usual), enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 4: The Fight to Save Christmas!

The three heroes and one drunk felt, flew to find the ones that stole the toys… well the sleighs flew them selves but that was besides the point. Luffy was pouting for some reason.

"Luffy what's wrong?" asked Naruto.

"I just realized that the musical number would have last chapter…" pouted Luffy.

"So what it would have been some bad written parody…" said Ichigo.

"Yeah… but I heard it would have been a parody of This Trinity's Going to War…" pouted Luffy.

"Oh… I like that song…" pouted Naruto.

"Can we get focused on this?" asked Ichigo.

"Fine…" muttered both Luffy and Naruto.

"That evil skeleton stole Christmas again!" yelled Santa who then vomited.

"Still drunk." Sighed Ichigo.

"How long is that stuff going to take?" asked Naruto.

"Who knows…" said Ichigo with a shrug.

"We are now approaching Santa's Sleigh" said a voice on the computer's of their sleigh.

The sleighs landed and that's when they saw the three that stole Santa's sleigh.

"Stop right there thieves!" yelled Naruto.

"We're the Holy Trinity of Shonen Characters!" yelled Luffy.

"Do you really have to shout those things out?" asked Ichigo with his eye twitching.

"Can't we just have a cool entrance… I mean it's one of laws of Plot…" said Naruto.

Hey! Don't talk about the Laws of Plot… I have even thought of the full list nor will I will until my novel is published…

"Hahaha! You really think that you can beat us?" asked the Little Drummer Boy.

"He talks like a character from Speed Racer." Said Naruto with a sweat drop.

"He does…" said Ichigo who also had a sweat drop.

"Blue M&M, Red M&M they all come out the same in the end…" muttered Santa who then vomited.

"Hahaha! I shall conjure a demon with my drum!" said the Little Drummer Boy.

The Little Drummer Boy began to conjure strange black sprits with his awesome drum, work.

"Okay…" said Luffy with a sweat drop.

"Okay! Luffy you take the drum guy, I get the Nutcracker… and Ichigo… you have to fight composite Santa Claus." Said Naruto.

"I know that…" muttered Ichigo who took out the flamer thrower he was given.

Naruto ran up to the Nutcracker.

"Testicle Attack Number 52!" yelled the Nut Cracker.

The nut cracker kicked Naruto… well you know… But was shocked that nothing happened.

"What the hell…" muttered the Nut Cracker.

"You really didn't think that would work did you?" asked Naruto, "These clothes were made by Magical Toy elves."

"Oh crap…" muttered the Nut Cracker.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" yelled Naruto.

"Oh… damn it…" muttered the Nut Cracker.

That's when Naruto began to perform the Naruto Uzumaki Barrage… the Nut Cracker was went into the ground twitching.

"Okay! One down!" yelled Naruto.

"Hahahaahaha! Go my demons!" ordered Little Drummer Boy.

The Little Drummer Boy's Demons began to the attack the rubber man pirates.

"Oh man! What are these things!" yelled Luffy.

"Their my demons most foul!" said the Little Drummer Boy who began to launch.

"Oh yeah… I think I heard about them." Said Luffy laughing a little while fighting the demons, "I think there's only one way to get rid of them."

That's when Luffy began to pump his leg…

"Aw… Fu…" muttered the Little Drummer Boy.

"Gear 2nd!" yelled Luffy.

Luffy began to use Gum Gum Jet Gattling on the demons and the little Drummer Boy himself. The Little Drummer boy was knocked out very quickly…

"Hey! Why does he get to use his cool attack and I got stuck with the Naruto Uzumaki Barrage!" yelled Naruto.

Because I said so! I am the one who controls this story!

"You are going to pay for this!" yelled Composite Santa Claus.

"Oh really? What's your powers?" asked Ichigo.

"Um… I got super powers! Oooh!" said Composite Santa.

"You got nothing… don't you?" asked Ichigo.

"No I don't!" said Composite Santa Claus.

That's when Ichigo torched him with the Flame Thrower, half of Composite Santa Claus melted and he collapsed onto his side.

"It's over 32 degrees! My one weakness!" yelled Composite Santa Claus.

"Ewww…" said Naruto.

"Well it looks like everything is all right! And there's no main baddie!" said Luffy with his mouth of cookies.

"What?" asked Ichigo.

Naruto translated the rubber man.

"you know you should say stuff like that… it only jinxes it." Said Ichigo.

"That's right!" came a voice.

They turned around and saw an evil creatures in a black cloak.

"Who are you?" asked Luffy after he swallowed his cookies.

"I am the evil sprit of Christmas born out of the depressed souls and Suicide rates during this time of year!" yelled the evil sprit.

There was a silence…

"Were you made up on the spot?" asked Ichigo.

"Yes I was…" said the Evil Sprit of Christmas.

"That's… that's actually a pretty good concept for some made up on the spot… really." Said Naruto.

"Why thank you." Said the Evil Sprit of Christmas.

"Why did you steal Christmas?" asked Luffy.

"Why? Why? If I steal Christmas then everyone will become depressed and I gain more power!" said the Evil Sprit who began to laugh Evilly.

"You're not getting way with this! Not while I'm sober!" yelled Santa who has since sobered up.

"Santa!" said Luffy and Naruto happily.

"Great… he's sober…" said Ichigo.

"Now I will defeat you!" yelled Santa.

That's when the two began to fight… The two began to exchange blows… with The Evil Sprit of Christmas using dark evil powers and Santa using ice powers.

"Since when does Santa have ice powers?" asked Ichigo.

"Haven't you ever seen sprit of Christmas?" asked Naruto.

"Oh… so that's where it came from." Said Ichigo with a sweat drop.

They continued to watch the fight until Santa used some sort of Special Attack.

"Finish him!" came a voice.

That's when Santa began to use a tricycle to beat the evil of Sprit of Christmas. The Evil Sprit of Christmas then disappeared.

"You have won this round Claus! But I will be back! Soon you will see you can't beat me!" came the Evil Sprit of Christmas' voice.

There was awkward silence among them…

"Okay… that was weird." Said Naruto.

And so Christmas was saved… and all Santa had to do was to the deliver the toys to their proper homes.

Next Time: Santa delivers all the toys while the three heroes return home... Will Ichigo be able to forget this mentally scaring Christmas? Find out next time!