Ok, I am soooo sorry I haven't updated this one in FOREVER!!
But, honestly, it's not really a story… It's a series of one-shots pretty much. And I can't force funny ideas to come into my head. And I can't always adapt real-life funny scenarios to fanfiction.
Although, I do have some…. Oohhh brainstorm!!

Ok so please review!! If you read it… Hale, if you frickin clicked on this, PLEASE review!!

Whenever someone reads my stories without reviewing, a newborn vampire kills a hot guy.

Disclaimer: I woke up today. Woke up wide awake. In an empty bed, staring at an empty room. I have myself to blame for the state I'm in today and now dying doesn't seem so cruel. And oh, I don't know what to say, wish I hadn't given it away. The rights to the Twilight Saga. Now Stephenie is rich and famous, and I'm just left with shame and, sometimes life can be really hard…. I hate myself for losing you!! Oh dear Twilight copyright. Why why why why?

(A hug from Edward… or Kellan Lutz… to the first person that can guess the song I was using…. And then transformed into wackiness…. But it's cool, I'll have to admit… So yeah…)
What is it with me and using "…."??

Bella's POV

"Eeeeeeeedwaaaaaaaaard, I sang out as I walked into my room. He flinched."

"What?"

"He asked with a wary look on his face."

"Ohhhhh nothing….. I just feel like singing a song. I said with a smile on my face."

"Bella. Why are you narrating everything?"

"I giggled. Because it's fun!! We never have enough fun, Edward. I pouted. Everything's all boring. I sighed dramatically and plopped onto my bed."

"Then an idea hit my mind and I grinned mischievously as I sat up slowly. I extended my legs so that they were sliding off the bed and heading towards the ground. I made sure Edward got a glimpse of my bare legs. I sighed. I loved wearing shorts. I smile again and walked slowly over to where Edward was sitting on my rocking chair. I stood right in front of him, giving him the perfect view. I grinned.
But my grin turned into a frown as he leaned away from me and his eyes glued to my face.
Edward laughed."

"You kind of destroyed the whole 'seduce Edward' thing with the narrating."

"I sighed. Yeah. But it's more fun that way! I pouted and climbed onto his lap."

"What's more fun? Annoying the heck out of me, or this…?"



And then, I couldn't even narrate anymore, for his lips were on top of mine and I was in heaven.

A sigh escaped my lips as I reached my hands up to his hair. His arms wrapped tighter around me, and I found myself trying to be closer to him. A feat that was impossible, but oh so irresistible.

I whimpered as his tongue flicked across my bottom lip. I stuck my tongue out too, to get a taste of his wonderful skin.

He sighed deeply and pushed me back.

"Bella,"

"He said in a disapproving tone."

"Ugh! We're back to that again?!"

"He threw his hands up into the air. Well, yes, Edward. My mouth isn't otherwise occupied, so…. I trailed off, hoping he'd get the hint. Well of course he would, with me narrating everything. But I hoped he wouldn't refuse."

"Oh, I see. You'll only shut up when I'm kissing you."

"His mouth turned up into the crooked smile I adored. Yep. Pretty much."

"It's better than going insane," and before I barely even saw his smile, much less could narrate it, his lips were on mine again.

I smiled to myself. Maybe this was the key to getting what I wanted, making Edward decide that no words could come out of my mouth for fear of annoyance.

Haha. I love great epiphanies such as that.

So, I'll spend the entire day kissing my love. Yay me.

Ding dong! The wicked witch! The wicked with is dead! Ding dong! This story sucks! This story sucks so bad!
What is it with me and songs today?

Oh, hahahahaha!! Ok, if you have a youtube account, please go and search PiNKiPodGymnast (or emoTWiLiGHT) and watch my videos… Most of them are Twilight.. well, me being obsessed with Twilight…. But I uploaded a 10-minute video of me laughing and rambling. It's hilarious, insane, stupid, random, unintelligent, loud, odd, emomazing, crazy, annoying, dumb, and funny! Love youuuu! (you little…) Lol!!

Kellan hugs go to my beta, Obsessed.with.writing!! (Haha, I know you screamed!)
Despite my extreme oddities (view above mentioned video) she still loves me and encourages me to write!


Well… more like threatens me to write…
Oh well! It gets you chapters. :)

NOW SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION AND REVIEW!!
(Not you, Ashleigh. I know you always review.)