A/N: Hello! And this is the second Yullen prompt to Yullen Week! Yay! I so do love Yullen spam and this certainly counts but to all you Yullen fans out there this must be very welcomed indeed so enjoy! Please read and review!

Disclaimer: I do not own D. gray man nor the idea for Yullen week. All credit goes to Hoshino-sensei and celestial moonshine.

Happy Yullen Week!

Fri, December 19th: Battle

Lenalee never thought she would see the day. Two men, the most renowned and feared exorcists in the Dark Order Headquarters, were battling it over for Allen's heart. In public. Where there was an entire crowd of exorcists and finders and scientists to watch. And said boy apparently didn't know that the two men were battling over him. Poor Allen…

"He's mine, baka usagi!" Kanda yelled furiously, crashing Mugen against the round side of Lavi's hammer. Sparks flew off of it as the two weapons clashed.

"I don't see your name on him, Yuu-chan!" Lavi grinned crookedly and threw a counter attack of his own.

"Lenalee?" Allen asked, very much clueless as he watched the battle take place in the dining hall. "Who are they talking about? And why are they fighting so much? This is the fifth time this week!"

The twin-tailed girl laughed nervously. It was better if the white-haired boy found out for himself or remained in the dark for as long as possible.

"I have no idea, Allen," she lied. "But I think it'd be best if you avoid those two for a few weeks?"

"Eh?" the cursed child blinked adorably. Lenalee faltered and wanted nothing more to hug him and spirit him away from the two bigheaded exorcists. But that would mean she would be at the receiving end of Kanda's and Lavi's fury regardless if she was a girl or not. And that was something she truly wanted to avoid.

Hmm... Lenalee made a choice.

"Trust me, Allen," she pulled him away from the carnage and disgusting display of testosterone. "You'll thank me one day."

"Erm… okay," the boy smiled warmly at her and obediently followed her out.

"Ah! He's getting away!" Lavi cried. Both the redhead and the raven-haired teen stopped their fight and ran after Lenalee who activated her innocence. Well... desperate times called for desperate measures.

"Lenalee?!" Allen screamed as he held onto her arm and waist for dear life. His head spun in circles and he felt himself getting sick. Traveling at the speed of sound did that to you, especially if you were breaking the sound barrier as our escapees were trying to do.

But the forces of love were even stronger than Lenalee's innocence and both men cornered the girl and frightened boy before they could make their escape.

"Shit," she cursed in her head. "I have to call out the cavalry." She really didn't want to involve anyone else in this fight.

"Where the hell do you think you're going with my prize?" Kanda glared evilly at Lenalee.

"Your prize?" Lavi glowered at the man, brandishing his hammer. "Beansprout-chan is mine!"

"KOMUI-NIISAN!!!!!!" Lenalee screamed to the top of her lungs. Wow, who knew the girl had the lung capacity of an Olympic diver? "THERE ARE PERVERTS NEAR ME!!!"

Everyone in the building stopped and ran in terror as the floors began shaking and rumbling.

Meeting Lenalee's cries were Komui's and one of his Komurin invention's. "LENALEE-CHAN!!!!! WHO WAS THE UNCOUTH OCTOPI THAT TOUCHED MY DEAR BABY SISTER?!?!?"

"They did," Lenalee turned her fake tears on and pointed accusingly at both Kanda and Lavi who blanched and took a few steps back.

"Lenalee?" Allen tapped her shoulder. "But they didn't-" The violet-eyed girl slapped her hand over the teen's mouth before he could say anymore and giggled nervously but Komui's attention was already gone from them.

"YOU BASTARDS!!!!!" Komui shouted, his eyes full of anger. "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY LENALEE-CHAN!!!!!!!! SUFFER!!!!!"

And while Lavi and Kanda were left battling the robot, Allen and Lenalee made their escape.

"Lenalee?" Allen asked as he shifted uncomfortably.

"Yes, Allen-kun?" she asked, smiling as she offered him a plate of cookies. The white-haired boy gladly took one.

"Why are we hiding?" he asked, totally clueless once more. This was the fifth time he had asked but she refused to answer. It was getting on her nerves but saving Allen was her top priority right now so she put up with it.

"Well, Alle-," she was interrupted by two innocences crashing through her steel-enforced door. "Damn it."

"Allen-chan!" Lavi grinned, heading in first. The cursed teen paled. Even he could see the underlying intentions in that smile.

"Moyashi," Kanda glared at both the redhead and Allen. Was it him, or did Kanda look a lot more menacing than usual?

"Oh heavens…" the cursed teen sucked in a large breath before backing away slowly. "Lenalee was right!"

And with that, he dove out the open window, which Lenalee had so courteously opened for him, without any hesitation.

"Damn it," Lavi cursed, peering through the open shutters. "He got away again!" Kanda could only agree. As much as he hated to admit it, he was getting tired of running around the Dark Order without anything to show for it.

At that point, Lenalee pitied her two friends as much as she pitied Allen. Boys will be boys.

"I believe I can help you with your Allen problem," the pigtailed girl smiled mischievously. "I propose a contest."

Both men suddenly turned their glares and evil intentions toward her. She gulped and sent a silent prayer to Allen, hoping that what she was about to do next would not scar the boy for life.

"Whoever kisses Allen-kun first with me as the witness keeps him," she stated. "No innocence, no fighting, no strings attached. A good clean contest. Are we clear?" The air suddenly became fiercer and much more heated.

"I'll get to him first," Lavi smirked confidently.

"Che, in your dreams, baka usagi," Kanda glared at him levelly with dark challenging eyes.

And thus, rumors spread, bets were made, and everyone watched with anticipated breath to see who would be the victor of this twisted game.

A day passed and it seemed that Lavi would make the first move. It began something like this.

"Allen-chan!" the call rang throughout the Order. Thankfully, Allen had been in hiding the entire time with Lenalee's and Jerry's help. But this was the future Bookman we're talking about, meaning that Lavi knew every nook and cranny there was to the building.

Which also meant that Lavi had a pretty good guess to where Allen was hiding and normally, when he guessed, he was correct. Today was no different.

"Allen-chan!" the redhead sang, while searching for the white-haired child. "Where are you?"

The entire Order stole quick glances at Lavi and unconsciously, their eyes also went to the ceiling.

Allen-chan is hiding on the roof. Lavi deducted with glee. He won't be for long. Soon little moyashi-chan will be mine.

Meanwhile…

It is very calming to be on the roof in the morning, Allen thought with contentment. He stretched his limbs and continued to munch on the picnic Jerry had made for him. The chef was sympathetic to him for some apparent reason and had packed him a picnic to enjoy outside. Lenalee had offered to bring it up to him and commanded him to go to the roof without her, which seemed weird to Allen.

Nevertheless, it was a good idea to be outside just to savor the weather.

The wind blew his hair away from his eyes and the sun made his pale skin luminous. He couldn't help but smile. It was warm. It was nice. It was peace-

"Allen-chan!" the sound of a door being broken sounded from behind him. Well, it was peaceful.

"L-Lavi!" Allen greeted nervously when he saw the evil smirk on the redhead's face.

"There's something I need to tell you, moyashi-chan," the future bookman said.

"Erm…" Allen stuttered, his grey eyes searching for an escape. "I have to go!" And he ran as fast as his legs could go.

"W-Wait!" Lavi chased after him. "Allen!"

"Go away!" the white-haired boy shouted, running down the hallways.

"But I have something to tell you!" Lavi sang from behind him.

"Help me!" the young teen screamed as he was being pursued. Unfortunately, no one dared come to the adorable child's rescue.

The cursed exorcist spotted his doorway and pushed himself faster. If he could just make it in, he could hide and probably buy him some time to plan his next hiding place. He hands flew to his doorknob and after fumbling with his key a bit, he finally gave up on it and used a bobby pin.

"Beansprout-chan!" Lavi chased after him joyfully. Allen turned to the doorknob, jiggling the small piece of metal with frantic hands.

The door opened quickly to his relief and he closed it behind him swiftly. The sounds of footsteps echoed in front of the door then passed it. Lavi had missed him. Sliding against the frame, he breathed a sigh of happiness and slid down the piece of wood until he sat on the ground.

"Moyashi?"

Shit.

Allen's eyes flew open. He saw nothing except darkness. Odd, his lamp was usually on and he was fairly sure he didn't have a stained glass window in his room. His eyes wandered until they landed on the nightstand. And since when did he have a glowing lotus in an hourglass? Hmm… Finally, it clicked.

"K-Kanda?!"

He cursed his bad sense of direction. Somehow he had ended up in Kanda's room instead of his own. No wonder his key wouldn't work...

"What are you doing here, beansprout?" the gruff voice came closer. There was the shuffling of feet and something hard connected with Allen's knees. The smaller teen let out a yelp of pain and surprise when he felt something collide into him. Whatever had fallen on to him did not seem to move or want to move anytime soon.

Gradually, as he eyes began to adjust to the dark, he saw that Kanda had landed on top of him and his hands were planted on either side of the door, trapping Allen in between. He also realized that Kanda was shirtless.

"Umm… K-Kanda?" Allen blushed, shutting his eyes and turning his head to the side. He shrank into himself and flattened his back against the door. "C-Could you please move?"

The cursed teen couldn't see it but Kanda smirked maliciously as the situation dawned on him. His right hand moved down to caress the white-haired boy's cheek and he leaned down to the younger's ear.

"Why should I, moyashi?" he whispered seductively. Allen let out a shriek of embarrassment and nearly jumped out of his skin when he felt Kanda's warm fingers brush over his cheek.

Allen did not know what to do and he panicked. His heart beat faster than he was breathing and he felt lightheaded.

"W-What are you doing?" the boy's voice went an octave higher than usual. Allen winced.

"Stop panicking, beansprout," the older teen growled, annoyed. "Relax. It's not like I'm going to molest you."

This did not help in any way. If anything, it made things worse and the white-haired teen felt very faint all of a sudden.

"Moyashi," Kanda's sapphire eyes stared into his silver ones. The younger teen froze at the penetrating gaze directed at him.

"Why have you and Lavi been chasing me?" Allen questioned without stuttering. Kanda blinked.

"Are you this dense, stupid idiot?"

Allen had no answer to that. "Answer my question!"

"I don't have to answer to a bean like you," Kanda smirked which sent shivers down the smaller boy's spine. Since when did he look so sexy with that smirk?

Oh dear lord! Allen screamed in his mind. I did not just say he was sexy!

"Beansprout?" the swordsman asked, tapping the boy's cursed pentacle. "What the hell are you thinking about?"

"Nothing!" Allen answered quickly, snapping out of his thoughts.

"Listen bean-Allen," Kanda sighed, knowing that they were getting nowhere with this conversation.

Allen snapped his head back up. The raven-haired man had never used his given name before and that was enough to get his attention.

"I…," Kanda began but found himself stopping abruptly and looking away from those cute silver eyes that seemed to stare into his very soul.

"You what?" Allen urged him on, grey eyes staring at him expectantly.

"I…" he began again but found himself stopping again. Damn, was it supposed to be this hard?

"You…" the small child prompted impatiently.

"Screw this," Kanda growled and planted his lips against Allen's. The boy's eyes shot open as he felt something warm and moist press against his lips and stroke them in a demanding manner. Kanda was kissing him! Kanda was kissing him! And his tongue was stroking his mouth in such a delicious manner. The temperature suddenly shot through the roof.

Allen reacted, pushing back hesitantly. He was inexperienced but it seemed like the right thing to do as Kanda responded eagerly, prying his mouth open gently and stroking his tongue. The man pulled him closer, pressing their bodies together as they both enjoyed the heated kiss. Allen automatically wound his arms around Kanda's neck, steadying himself.

When they finally parted for air, Allen blushed and smiled warmly.

"Does this mean you love me?" he asked.

"Che, stupid beansprout," Kanda smirked again and pulled the boy up for another kiss.

The next day, Lavi and Lenalee were at the cafeteria discussing Allen's whereabouts. Or rather, Lavi was demanding to know where Moyashi-chan was and Lenalee was trying her best to avoid any accusations thrown at her.

Silence reigned over the dining hall as two new arrivals came in. Kanda dragged an oddly happy Allen to their table. Their hands were interlaced and neither Allen nor Kanda seemed to mind the stares they were receiving.

"Oi, Lenalee," Kanda alerted the violet-eyed girl. She turned and faced them just as Kanda pulled Allen into a tight embrace and captured his lips with his own in a passionate kiss. Time stood still as both Lavi and Lenalee froze to witness the very hot scene in front of them. In the background, finders and exorcists were either cheering or crying depending on the bets that were made. Needless to say, the majority was crying. Who knew the stoic swordsman had it in him to capture the Order's most adorable and innocent boy?

"Mmn… K-Kanda," Allen murmured between their lips as they parted and turned bright red to the raven-haired man's amusement. "Y-You didn't have to do that!"

But the older man was not listening to his petite lover's complaints. He shot Lavi his smuggest and most arrogant smirk ever.

"I win."

A/N: So did you love the fighting? I sure did! Hahaha… don't worry! I'm a Yullen fan completely and thoroughly and I never intended for any Laven. Please review if you liked it!