Chapter 6- Twas the Night Before Christmas Hiei and Raph's way
I don't own anyone but female turtles or any Christmas songs just own the parodies
"Guys yours don't have music to it." Mikey says.
"You're just reading a story." Kuwabara says.
"A story?" Raph says.
"You don't have to sing." Mikey says.
"That's fine with me." Hiei says.
"Ok, here we found this in Master Splinter's room." Mikey says.
"Read it and make it funny two." Yusuke says.
"Ok," Hiei and Raph say.
Raph starts
'Twas the night
before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a person was
stirring, not even Mikey
The stockings were hung by the chimney
with care,
In hopes that Santa soon would be there.
Hiei reads next
Everyone were
nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of presents danced
in their heads.
Shizuru in her kerchief, and Kuwabara in his
cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap
Raph reads next
When out on the
sewer there arose such a clatter,
Mikey sprang from his bed to see
what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore
open the doors, threw open the sash.
Hiei reads next
And what to Kuwabara
wondering eyes should appear,
But a large sleigh and eight fat
reindeer.
With a fat old driver, so lively and quick,
That
Kuwabara knew right away, that it must be the fat fool
Raph reads next
More rapid than
cheetahs his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and
called them by name:
"Now Yusuke, now Leo, now Hiei, now
Raph
On Don, on Kurama on April, and Case".
Hiei reads next
To the top of the
apartment , to the top of the wall,
Dash away, dash away, dash
away all.
So up to the apartment the coursers they flew,
With
the sleigh full of games, and fat fool too
Raph reads next
And then in a
twinkling, Mikey heard on the street,
All the clattering noise of
these galloping hoofs.
All bundled in fur from his head to his
feet,
His clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
Hiei reads next
Kuwabara drew in
his head and was turning around,
When down the chimney he came
with a bound.
A bag full of games he had slung on his back,
And
he looked like a meddler just opening his pack
Raph reads next
His eyes, how
they twinkled,
His dimples, how merry.
His cheeks were like my
bandana
His nose like a strawberry,
His droll little mouth was
drawn up like a bow,
The beard on his chin was as white as the
snow
Hiei reads next
The stump of a pipe
he held tight in his pliers,
The smoke went around his head like a
tire
Oh, he was so jolly and fat, a right jolly old fat fool,
And
Kuwabara laughed when he saw him,
In spite of himself
Raph reads next
He had a plump face,
and a little plump belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl
full of jello.
With a wink of his eye and a twist of his
head,
Mikey knew all the while he had nothing to dread.
Hiei reads next
He spoke not a word,
but went straight to his work,
He filled all the presents; then
turned with a jerk
And laying a finger aside of his nose,
And
giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
Raph reads the end
He sprang to his
sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like
the down of a thistle.
But Mikey heard him exclaim as he drove out
of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all good night."
"The End" Hiei and Raph say.
"That was great you two." Ninjara exclaims.
"Wonderful." Botan says.
"Now it's Kurama and Donatello's turn." Hiei says.
"We got the perfect song." Mikey says.
"What is it.?" Don asks.
"Jolly Old Saint Nicolas." Kuwabara says.
"Ok."
To be continued…
Kurama and Don and Jolly Old St. Nick