Chapter #2-

(Lois and Jimmy are at "The Daily Planet"; Jimmy is developing pictures for Lois and receives a call from Chloe informing him on Clark and the plan. They ask him to rile Lois nerves which he gladly does. Jimmy walks over to Lois while she works on a story with the developed pictures and sees her staring of into the space where Clark sits)

Jimmy: HEY LOIS!!!!!!!! (Laughing)

Lois: (Startled and Annoyed) Jeez OLSEN! Are you trying to give me a heart attack and die before your wedding to my cousin!

Jimmy: (Confused) No! And how will I be killed if I gave you a heart attack.

Lois: I 'am the daughter of a general and being a Lane means I would be determined enough to live just so I could kill you and get revenge!

Jimmy: (scared) OK OK sorry! Man talk about PMS(ing.)

(Lois punches Jimmy as he gives her the pictures and rubs his shoulder)

Lois: You little man are walking own thin ice with me and it's about time you gave me these damn photos, I have been waiting all day! I need them to go with my story which was supposed to be turned in early this morning. But farm boy disappeared to probably milk a cow or something and didn't proof my story! Then you never showed up so I ended up feeling the wrath of our boss "Super Bitch Extraordinaire "Tess. I swear she is Lex's "Mini –Me Fembot" to a tee.

Jimmy: Sorry I didn't know you were having such a bad day. I was with Chloe checking up on the hall for our engagement party tonight.

Lois: Did it really take the both of you to do that?! I swear sometimes you guys remind me of conjoined twins.

Jimmy: Whoa Ok! I get the sense that your little quirky attacks are not just aimed at me but CK also and since I'm here you're using me as an emotional punching bag.

Lois: Look, be a man! You are about to join my family so you might as well get used to this kind of treatment. This is not even the worst I can do. Once you walk down that aisle and marry my little cuz, I will spare no expense on your ass, so think of this as practice.

Jimmy: You just proved my point. Wow I can't believe it. I was right! You and Clark like each other! Chloe so owes me 20 bucks!

Lois: Chloe does not owe you anything because there is no me and Clark. I swear you get the silliest ideas. Now you have the rest of the bullpen right along with you. What is it with you people wanting me to jump Clark?

Jimmy: Well I wish you would jump him already because you are getting and this is according to Clark "more bitchy" everyday! And the bullpen agrees along with me because I'm right. You and CK got chemistry. You guys are alike in more ways than you want to believe and the main trait right now is denial.

Lois: (GRABBING Jimmy by the collar) OK OLSEN THAT IS IT! I DO NOT LOVE CLARK KENT OK SO JUST DROP THE DAMN SUBJECT! (Grabbing the attention of the entire bullpen including Tess and her special guess hiding in her office. Lois notices this and lets jimmy go.)

Jimmy: OMG! THIS IS AWESOME! I never said you Loved Clark but you liked him! This just keeps getting better and better!

Lois: Jimmy shut up! (Standing on her desk to address the bullpen) Since I have your attentions listen up! I DO NOT HAVE ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR CLARK KENT OK! DON'T THINK I DON'T HERE YOUR LITTLE RUMORS AND WHISPERS ABOUT US! SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES WITH YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MINDS! (Glaring at her co-workers)

Jimmy: (Laughing his ass off on the ground) Maybe we would if you didn't have so much sexual tension with the guy. You can cut it with a meshed!

As Lois turns around to face Jimmy she sees non other than Clark and Chloe standing at the front doors of the bullpen where the elevators are. Clark has a smug look while Chloe face is red and puffy from trying to hold in her laughter to spare her cousins feelings. Lois jumps off the table gathers her things and runs to the stair well to get out of the building while everybody else is talking.

Tess: (smiling) that is enough people! Get back to work! This is a news paper not a soap opera. (Heads back into office)

(With Lois gone Chloe finally explodes.)

Chloe: THAT WAS HILAROUS! Did you see her face when she saw us!

Clark: I should be embarrassed for the way she was acting to an "US" (Laughing) but boy am I glad I seen this for myself. Is that how I really used to be toward her? (Chloe and Jimmy shake their heads)Well this is all the proof I need to go after Lois lane.

Chloe: Operation seduce Lois so far is a success. Let's finish planning for tonight!

(The trio sits at Clark's desk while void to the face that someone wants to derail their plot. Meanwhile in Tess office)…

Tess: see I told you I was right she does have feelings for him.

Person: (Angrily) so I see!

Tess: Well you should also see that my plan to make sure they stay apart can help the both of us instead of us bitching at one another like cats!

Person; (pissed) I see that too.

Tess: So what do you plan to do? LANA.

Lana: I plan to get Clark to express his true feelings. I know deep down inside he still loves me. Always has and I know that every time I decide to leave he will be waiting and pining for me because he is weak. I knew I could have him and Lex and I did. That slut Lois is just a pawn. He could never love her! He could never love anyone else but me because we are soul mates. So I will get Clark to express his true feeling and I know just how to do it. (Smiling evilly)

Tess; I'm impressed I can see why Lex was attracted to you. Underneath your "Little Angel and Victim" façade you are a cold heartless manipulative bitch. This could be the start of a new friend ship.

Lana: You know it. This is the start of a very wonderful friendship.

(Both women smiling)TBC