Before continuing, just to clarify, that unicorn was just a horse with a horn on it okay?


"I bet you can't go a day without reading that trash." Kerri and Oshitari were fighting about genres of books.

"Of course I can. What genre is that novel?"

"You mean this one?" Kerri held the 5 inch novel up. "It's…" She read off the back of the book, "its every genre…What the heck?! Every genre?! Is that even possible?!"

"I guess so…"

"But that still is trash."

"Is not. What you read is trash."

"Excuse me?! This is not trash. Romance is trash. Go one day to prove it isn't."

"Fine, but what about that?" He pointed at the 5 inch thick book.

"Don't think about it Oshitari." Kerri gave him the warning glare.

The next day Oshitari came in without a romance novel, instead he came in with a sci-fi novel.

"Yuushi, why are you reading a sci-fi novel and not a romance novel??" Mukahi was worried since Oshitari usually reads romance novels.

"Gakuto, blame her." He pointed to Kerri.

"Oh no! What did she do this time?! Did she brainwash you?"

"No, we had a challenge…"

"SHE CHALLENGED YOU TO STOP READING ROMANCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?! THAT'S JUST……"

"Horrible, I know…" Oshitari seemed hurt.

"No! THAT'S GREAT!!"

"What?! Why?"

"You don't have to bother us with your romance reading stuff!!" Mukahi was happy.

"Now, reading romance IS horrible." Kerri smirked. Oshitari was still shocked that most people didn't care about romance and didn't like that genre.

At lunch, Oshitari was still reading his sci-fi and was completely bored.

"How is this possible?! Its not like aliens are real or something."

"Dude, its sci-fi deal with it."

"…"

At tennis practice, after school, Oshitari was still reading his sci-fi novel and was deep into his novel.

"Is Yuushi starting to like sci-fi?" Mukahi was pleased that Oshitari was reading another genre of books instead of trashy romance.

"Oh who knows?" Shishido was shocked that Oshitari could switch genres so fast.

"Well, I'll be, he switched genres!" Kerri was pleased too.

Just then a tennis ball flew in and hit Oshitari's book. And out slid a romance book.

"Er…" The tensai of Hyoutei couldn't go without a romance book.

"Yuushi! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD READ THAT TRASH!!" Mukahi was all depressed that Oshitari couldn't switch genres after all.

Kerri shook her head. Indeed that was a good plan, but really, in the tennis courts?! Is he crazy? Anyone could see through that in a second or two. "Romance is trash, you proved it yourself."

"Is not."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"You just said romance is trash! Ha!"


Er..Yay! ROMANCE IS TRASH! Er...romance fans please don't kill me...or flame me... -.-""