Hey fanfiction people and Merry Christmas eve I do not own Invader Zim but I do own all the newest characters in here enjoy.
-Miss Hethcoat- O.k. girls where do you want to go first?
-Allee- PLAYGROUND!!!!
-Miss Hethcoat- (she looked towards the place where Allee was pointing and their was a small mall playground) No sweaty we have to go shopping now.
-Allee- NO PLAYGROUND WAAH!!!!!!
-Miss Hethcoat- O.k. deer Paige would you and your friend mind shopping on your own. I'll meet you guys at the food court later on. (she started to push Allee towards the playground)
-Paige- No mom wait. (but it was too late her mom was already gone) Oh man.
-Amethyst- Does that always happen to you?
-Paige- Mostly yeah but I guess it is for the best because between you and me I have not gotten my parents their gifts yet and it would be kind of awkward if I got mom's gift with her standing right there.
-Amethyst- Yeah that would be awkward. So Paige, lets try and find a map so we can figure out where we should go from here.
-Paige- Oh there's no need for that Amethyst you see I've already uploaded a map of the mall onto my planer. (she took out her planer and stared at it for a while as it began to turn on) It's probably not as advance as my brother's planer because his has access to the internet hopefully I can get one that has access to the internet for Christmas. Any way you see (she showed Amethyst the planer) I've already highlighted the stores that have what I need for my family. You see I'm getting my brother a new chemistry set, my sister a giant teddy bear, my mom a new indestructible calculator because Allee broke her last one, and I'm getting my dad some new indestructible goggles just incase his newest experiments blow up in his face like last time he's already on his second pair. So tell me what are you getting your family for Christmas then I'll type it in the computer will do the rest.
-Amethyst- Well I've already gotten presents for my parents and my cat but I still need a book for my cousin preferably the last three Twilight books since she already finished the first one, a little bed for my dog (Minimoose), a giant stuff elephant for my little brother Gir, and as for my big brother Zim I need some picture frames. Did you get all that.
-Paige- Yeah I got it all but it will take a while for the machine to find the store locations. So tell me while we're waiting why are you getting your brother some picture frames?
-Amethyst- It's a long story but you see my brother once had a beautiful girl friend named Crystal and they where really close but then one day her and her family got in a big car crash and their were no survivors and my brother has never gotten over it he does not like to talk about it that often.
-Paige- I can understand why that sounds terrible and so sad.
-Amethyst- Yeah it is any way he has some pictures of the two of them on their first date and I wanted to get him some picture frames. So he can keep them safe.
-Paige- That's nice of you so do you have the pictures with you?
-Amethyst- A no I left them at home.
-Paige- Oh (she looked at the planer) Alright it looks like the computer is done and the closest store is...(she look closer at the planer) Wow this is a weird coincidence the closest store is the picture frame store.
-Amethyst- Cool lets go. (the two of them began to head for the picture frame store and as they did Amethyst thought about how much of what she told Paige was true. You see Kierra had told Amethyst all about the mall Santa thing leaving out the shopping part and Kierra told Amethyst that she had destroyed Roody. Amethyst was a little mad at Kierra so that is why she is getting Gir an elephant toy but it will make no noise that way it will not bother Kierra, Zim, or Amethyst for that matter. And it was true that Kierra had finished Twilight actually she was on the last chapter today. So Amethyst new it was the right time to get Kierra some more books. And Kierra was not the only one that notice Minimoose's lack of a bed so that is why Amethyst is wanting to get him a little bed. And she had even gotten a gift for the computer. And as for Zim well that was completely true except for the fact that the pictures where not the ones that Zim and Crystal took in the picture no these where different. You see Amethyst had ask the Wisest if the Scout could give her the surveillance tapes from that day when Zim and Crystal went off alone and Amethyst printed out the scene when Zim gave Crystal the flowers that turned out to be butterflies and the scene when Crystal kissed Zim right before she went to bed. And now they had finally arrived at the picture frame store Amethyst left her thoughts and Paige ask the store person at the front desk for some help)
-Paige- A excuse me sir my friend was looking for some picture frames.
-Ted- Well you've come to the right place Miss. We have ever picture frame you could ever want here. All your friend has to do is look throw this book (he took out this giant book and put it on top of the desk in front of the girls.) and tell me which one you want and I'll see if we have it in stock.
-Amethyst- (she looked at the book) O.k. I like these two. (she pointed to these two beautiful silver ones one of them had a nice flower design all around and the other one was filled with all sorts of cool designs by the way fanfiction people I will be drawing these ideas on my deviart page soon with the pictures in them if I can but until then this is the best I can describe)
-Ted- Excellent choice miss I actually have those in stoke just let me go get them. (he leaves for a while then comes back with the picture frames) Here we are Miss that will be 20 dollars each.
-Amethyst- O.k. here you go. (she gave him the money)
-Ted- Thank you Miss and here are your things (he gave her the picture frames in a plastic bag.) Come again and have a Merry Christmas.
-Amethyst- Thanks you too I guess. (the two of them left the store) Well that was pretty easy now where should we go next?
-Paige- Lets go to the toy store that way we can kill two birds with one stone.
-Amethyst- O.k. wait when were we killing birds?
-Paige- No Amethyst it's a saying it means get two things done at once. In other words we can get both of our younger siblings their gifts at the same time.
-Amethyst- Oh why didn't you just say that in the first place?
-Paige- Because...Oh just forget it lets go. (the two of them head over to the toy store when they got to the front desk their was a lady keeping the desk. Paige rang the front desk bell) A excuse me Ma'am.
-Judy- Ah who rang that bell?
-Paige- A I did.
-Judy- Ah it's the evil pink haired daemon girl and her alien friend you've come for my blood. Ah!! You've even got the evil Necklace of Doom Ahh!!!!
-Sam- (he is the manger and he ran behind the counter and up to the girl) Judy what are you doing behind the counter I told you to go clean up isle two.
-Judy- But sir I was just...
-Sam- No (he took out a mop who knows where he got it.) none of your excuses Judy isle two needs your attention. So get going. (he handed her the mop)
-Judy- O.k. (she left the front desk headed for isle two)
-Sam- Sorry about that my niece has not been the same ever since she got locked in our doll storage room for two days straight.
-Judy- (she appeared again) They were all judging me so many dead doll eyes. SOME MANY EYES!!!!! Ahh!!!!
-Sam- Judy I told you to go clean up isle two. Now get to work.
-Judy- Fine but be warned the dolls will steal your souls...
-Sam- That's very nice Judy now get going. (he points for Judy to leave and she does then he turns to Amethyst and Paige)
-Paige- A sir I don't mean for rude but why don't you just firer her?
-Sam- I can't fire her she's my niece and I can't do that to my sister. Now what can I get for you fine ladies?
-Paige- Well I need a giant teddy bear.
-Amethyst- And I need a giant stuff elephant.
-Judy- (she appears again) NOO!!! Don't buy those toys they'll eat you alive AH!!!
-Sam- Judy isle two NOW!!!
-Judy- Fine but you've been warned. (she left)
-Sam- (he shook his head and turned to the girls smiling as best he could) O.k. girlies I'll be right back with your dolls. (he left)
-Amethyst- That was weird.
-Paige- Yeah it was. Hey Amethyst I just noticed where did you get that necklace from any way it looks really cool.
-Amethyst- Oh this old thing my Dad gave it to my for Christmas you she in my family me and my brothers are allowed to open one present early and I choose this one.
-Paige- That's cool.
-Amethyst- Yeah so any way Paige how are you paying for all this stuff. I mean I've got a job working at a local pub and that is how I'm paying for my stuff but how are you paying for yours?
-Paige- Oh that's an easy one you see when me and my family lived in Africa I revolutionized the way the locals lived and the chief was so happy that he gave me a golden statue and I traded it in for a tone of cash plus me and my brother have done a whole bunch of stuff for man kind that gotten us a lot of money.
-Amethyst- O.k. that's very interesting.
-Sam- (he came back with these two giant stuffed toys) O.k. girls here you go. (he gave them each their toys) That will be 20 dollars each.
-Amethyst- O.k. (she put down her toy and took out the money) here you go. (she gave it to the man and picked up her toy again)
-Paige- (she did the same thing and gave him the money) And here's my money. (she picked up the toy again)
-Sam- Thank you, Merry Christmas and come again. (they left)
-Paige- O.k. lets go to the electronic and scientific store next.
-Amethyst- Sure whatever.
-Richard- (he was a rich looking kid who was kissing a dollar bill in his hand and he stat at the front desk of the electronic and scientific store) You're so beautiful yes your are. (he continued to kiss the money as Paige and Amethyst walked up to him)
-Paige- A excuse me sir.
-Richard- What do you want peasant?
-Paige- Hey that is no way to act around Christmas.
-Richard- So sow me I don't even need this stupid job I am the riches kid in this country. My dad made me take this job because he said it would be good for me. Now what do you want peasants and make it quick because you're scaring Darla.
-Paige- You named your dollar bill?
-Richard- This is no ordinary dollar bill this is a 1000 dollar bill but I wouldn't expect you peasants to know any thing about money now leave.
-Paige- But I haven't even told you what I want yet.
-Richard- Who cares you obviously can't afford it I mean just look at the two of you. You've got pink hair a sheer sine of poorness and your friend has green skin a sure sine of stupidity.
-Amethyst- HEY!!!
-Paige- Come on Amethyst lets just go.
-Amethyst- Hold on Paige we're not going any where. (she walked up and grab the kid by the collar of his shirt obviously really mad) Now listen her you filthy rich kid your job is not to be rude it's to obey us now you will get my friend an indestructible calculator, a chemistry set, and a pair of indestructible goggles or else.
-Richard- Or else what freaky green chick and could you let go of me because you're getting your filthy poor germs all over Darla.
-Amethyst- THAT'S IT!!! (she lets go of his out fit and grabs Darla)
-Richard- Hey you little thief give Darla back she's mine.
-Amethyst- Oh she is well it looks like she's mine now. (she takes out some scissors from her pocket) and would you look at this I have some scissors too. I wonder what would happen if I used these on Darla.
-Richard- You wouldn't dare?
-Amethyst- Try me.
-Richard- O.k. I'll go get your stuff Miss. (he leaves in a rush and then returns with Paige's orders) Here you are miss (he gives Paige the stuff in a plastic bag) that will be 50 dollars.
-Amethyst- Ahem...
-Richard- Ah I mean 20 dollars and here you two can use this cart to push your stuff in I mean it looks like you have a lot of stuff there.
-Paige- Thanks sir. (she puts her's and Amethyst's stuff in the cart and takes out her money) and here's your money.
-Richard- Thank you now give Darla back to me PLEASE!!!!
-Amethyst- Here you go filthy rich kid enjoy your greed. (she throw Darla back at Richard and Amethyst and Paige leave)
-Richard- (he held Darla close) It's o.k. Darla the mean green girl is go now. Shoo you're safe now.
-Paige- Wow Amethyst that was amazing how did you do that?
-Amethyst- You just have to know how to handle these filthy humans Paige. Besides he was getting on my nerves and no one insults my friends except me.
-Paige- A thanks Amethyst I think. So do you want to go get your book now?
-Amethyst- Sure. (the two of them headed to the book store) A excuse me Ma'am I would like the last three Twilight books.
-Julieona- Que?
-Amethyst- No a book.
-Julieona- Que?
-Amethyst- NO A BOOK YOU STUPID HUMAN DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH??!?!?!!?
-Paige- Hold on Amethyst you helped me out so now it's my turn and I think I know the problem. (she turned to the lady) Halla. Me amigo nesasito una el libro Twilight dos y tres y cuatro.
-Julieona- Muy bien. (she left and then came back with the books) Sinta dollars
-Paige- Sie. (she turns to Amethyst) she needs a hundred dollars Amethyst.
-Amethyst- O.k. (she gives Paige the money and Paige give it to the lady)
-Julieona- Gracious
-Paige- Daynata y Feliz Navidad (they leave)
-Amethyst- O.k. what was that all about?
-Paige- Oh that well when my family lived in Mexico I had to learn the native language.
-Amethyst- How many times has your family moved?
-Paige- I would say about a hundred times.
-Amethyst- Wow so where do you want to go next?
-Paige- Well our last stop is the bed store. So lets go. (they go into the bed store and the guy at the front desk is sleeping on the desk she rings the bell) A excuse me sir?
-Bob- I'm up I'm up what can I do for you two?
-Paige- My friend needs a little bed for her pet.
-Bob- ZZZZZZ.....
-Amethyst- SIR!!!
-Bob- What happened.
-Amethyst- You fell asleep again and didn't hear a word my friend said.
-Bob- No I didn't I heard everything she said. She said you "need a bed for your pet." And I have the perfect one just let me go get it. (he leaves and then returns with a Luxury Pet Bed and he gives it to Amethyst.) Here you go Miss that will be 50 dollars.
-Amethyst- (she puts the bed in the cart and got out the money) O.k. here you go.
-Bob- ZZZZZZZ....
-Amethyst- SIR!!!!
-Bob- I'm up thank you (he takes the money) Come again and have a Merry Christmas.
-Amethyst- Sure whatever. (she and Paige leave) Man these filthy humans just keep getting weirder and weirder don't they.
-Paige- Yeah.
-Amethyst- So I just remembered something how are we supposed to get these presents home without our family seeing them? I mean I don't want to ruin their surprises.
-Paige- Don't worry Amethyst we can just use the delivery system. You see some stores have their own delivery system but others don't. So they made a delivery system service. All we have to do is just write down the time and place where we want our gifts to be delivered and they'll deliver them to us.
-Amethyst- Cool lets go. (so the two of them went to the delivery desk she put her gifts on the desk and grabbed one of the sticky notes) O.k. I'm putting down for them to bring my stuff by my house at six that way I'll have some time to wrap them and my family will never know. (she wrote this down on all the sticky notes she needed and put each one of them on her gifts)
-Paige- Good thinking I'll do the same thing. (she did the same thing.) Now we'd better head over to the food court because it's almost time to meet the boys.
-Amethyst- Alright lets go.
Well Fanfiction people that was the second chapter I hope to get this story done soon then it is on with the Christmas thing by the way tell me in your reviews which store person you thought was the funniest. Next up we will fin out how Zim and Will did with their shopping spree and theirs will be a little different but still funny until next time send me plenty of reviews and ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!