YEAH NEXT CHAPTER WEEE!!!! I don't own Invader Zim but I do own all of the newest characters in here. Enjoy.

-Professor Hethcoat- O.k. boys now that we've ditched the girls what do you say we...(his phone rings) A hold on. (he takes out his phone from his pocket) What is it Simons?

-Simons- Sir we need you to get over here right away.

-Professor Hethcoat- But Simons I'm off this week and I'm kind of busy right now.

-Simons- But Sir I mixed the red and blue chemicals together.

-Professor Hethcoat- No you idiot do you have any idea what you've just done? I told you never to mix those two chemicals. Send me over a cab and I'll be over there as soon as I can.

-Simons- Already done sir. See you soon.

-Professor Hethcoat- (he hangs up the phone and puts it back in his pocket) Sorry boys but something came up at the lab. Apparently Simons does not understand the concept of dangerous chemicals so he needs my help back at the lab. Will tell your mother I'll see you all at the house later on tonight if she ask. Bye. (he leaves)

-Will- Wait Dad. (but it's too late he is already gone) Oh darn. So Zim what are you going to get your family for Christmas?

-Zim- A....Well of course I am going to get my family completely normal filthy human stuff for Christmas because we are completely normal filthy humans.

-Will- In other words you don't know do you Zim? But that's o.k. I'll help you. I mean it's easy to get presents for your family all you have to do is just get them something that represents them. Like my sister loves spiders so I am getting her Eight Legged Freaks. And I'm getting Allee a new indestructible rattle since she broke her last one she just wouldn't stop shaking and shucking on her last one. As for my mom I'm getting her a new watch so she can bee on time for her appointments. And dad needs some new beakers and me and my sister both already got our gifts for our dog. See it's easy now what is your family all about?

-Zim- Well Gir loves this horrible Angry Monkey show so I guess I could give him the show that way he will leave me alone, and another member of my family loves books so I guess I could get her a book, and my other sidekick needs a pillow to reward him for doing a better jog then my other sidekick.

-Will- O.k....Well we can get all that stuff at the Everything store my sister does not know about this store because her planer does not have accesses to the internet like mine so there is no way we'll run into them while we're there, but that still does not tell me what you're getting your sister Amethyst for Christmas? I mean come on you must have some idea what she wants. I mean she is your only sister righ?.

-Zim- Well I...

-Jack- (he runs up to Zim and Will he is a Goth and he works at Hot Topic he had come out of the store with a dress in his hand) Amethyst hey wait up.

-Zim- Excuse me filthy human I am not Amethyst I am her older brother Zim. How dare you mix us up she is after all a girl and I am a clearly a boy. Dah. Or are you too stupid to comprehend that filthy stink creature?

-Jack- Oh sorry sir but I did not think that there was anyone else with green skin but Amethyst.

-Zim- Yes Yes that's very nice filthy human but how do you even know my little sister? Explain yourself to Zim.

-Jack- Well she is one of Hot Topic's best customers and she told me to tell her when we got in a new shipment of these dresses. (he held up the Tripp red leopard locked dress) You see she really wanted one of these dress but since you're not her I guess I'll just go sorry about the confusion. (he starts to leave)

-Zim- Wait filthy human I'll buy the dress from you how much is it?

-Jack- 25 dollars.

-Zim- (he takes out his money and by the way this is not the money that Amethyst earned at the pub Zim makes some money some other way some times I'm not sure how but we all know he has his ways.) Here you go filthy human.

-Jack- (he take the money) Thanks and here's your dress and have a Merry Christmas....

-Zim- Yeah sure whatever. (the guy leaves)

-Will- Well that was easy.

-Zim- Yeah it was so any way lets get to this other filthy human earth store so we can get this stupid shopping thing over with.

-Will- Sure....(the two off them head for the store)

Setting 2 The Everything Store.

-Kevin- (he is scolding Lizzy at the front desk) O.k. Lizzy I've had it with your sour attitude I may not be able to fire you but I can make your work in the pink isle if you don't straighten up your attitude right now.

-Lizzy- Oh no sir don't send me there pink is such an awful color. I'll be good see I'm smiling. (she smiled the awkwardest smile you have ever seen)

-Kevin- Good. (Will and Zim walk up to him)

-Will- A excuse me sir we need some help.

-Kevin- Ah perfect timing. Now Lizzy help these to fine young lads while I go do some inventory on our other items.

-Lizzy- Yes sir. (she smiles and Kevin leave as soon as she is sure her boss is no longer with in ear shot she turns to Zim and Will) O.k. kids I'm going to make this very clear my boss will be back any minute. So tell me what you want one at a time. You've got 10 seconds your first dork.

-Will- Hey I'm not a dork well sort of.

-Lizzy- That's nice kid but your time is running out.

-Will- Fine I need a new watch, an indestructible rattle, Eight Legged Freaks, and some new beakers. (he pants a little)

-Lizzy- (she wrote down everything Will said) O.k. and you green kid.

-Zim- I need a pillow, the Angry Monkey serious, and your best book serious. Ha I beat you pathetic Will human.

-Will- Since when was this a contest?

-Lizzy- (she wrote down everything that Zim said) Since just now and here is your prize graffiti Wee. (she throw graffiti in the air)

-Zim and Will- O.k.?

-Lizzy- (she grabs the phone and her voice comes on the load speaker) Would Katy and Saty come to the front desk NOW!!!!

-Katie and Satie- (they appear with a pink dress in their hands) Look Lizzy we found this beautiful pink dress for you.

-Lizzy- Uw get that disgusting thing away from me. I need you two go get this stuff. (she gives them each a list she gives Katy Zim's list and Saty Will's list)

-Katie- But Lizzy you've given us each two different list.

-Satie- That means we'll have to separate from each other to go get them.

-Lizzy- Brilliant deduction you two.

-Katie- No I can't leave Saty we're BFFLS Best Female Friends For Life.

-Lizzy- Hmm let me pretend I care...Woo I'm glad that's over now go get the stuff.

-Satie- But we can't be separated even for a little while. We're BFFLS and...

-Lizzy- Look girls the sooner you get this stuff the sooner you can be back together. NOW GET GOING!!!!

-Katie and Satie- But...

-Lizzy- NOW!!!

-Katie- O.k. (she and Saty leave and in 15 minutes they return with the stuff) We're back here you go boys. (she and Saty give Zim and Will their stuff) Come on Saty lets go find some more pink out fits.

-Satie- You read my mind Katy. Yeah!!! (they leave)

-Lizzy- O.k. boys would you like me to wrap those things up for you?

-Zim and Will- Ah sure. (they give the stuff to Lizzy)

-Zim- And would you mind wrapping this up too filthy Goth stink creature? (he hands her the dress)

-Lizzy- Sure. (she put the stuff down and grabs the phone again.) Cody report to the front desk NOW!!!

-Cody- Yes what is it my sweet?

-Lizzy- Cody I told you it will never work between us I'm with Jack now wrap up these gifts. (she gives him the stuff)

-Cody- Yes ma'am and I will win your heart some day Lizzy my sweet.

-Lizzy-Sure you will Cody you just keep telling yourself that and go. (Cody leaves and then he comes back in 15 minutes with all the gifts perfectly wrapped. He puts them on the front desk)

-Cody- Here you go my sweet.

-Lizzy- FINALLY!!!! Thanks Cody and don't call me that or else.

-Cody- Whatever you say darling. (he leaves)

-Lizzy- O.k. boys that will be 100 dollars each.

-Zim and Will- O.k. here. (they give her the money)

-Lizzy- Thanks

-Surly- (she came from what seemed like no where with a big smile on her face) Now Lizzy aren't you forgetting the store Jingle?

-Lizzy- AW do I have to say it?

-Surly- Yes and smile.

-Lizzy- Fine (she smile as she talked) Loyal customer don't forget about our special delivery system.

-Will- You know that doesn't really rhyme?

-Lizzy- Shut it kid.

-Surly- Now Lizzy.

-Lizzy- I mean sorry Sir so do you want the use of our delivery system?

-Will- Sure here's my address and I would like it delivered to my house at 8 today. (he gives them a piece of paper)

-Lizzy- Sure and what about you Sir do you want the use of our delivery system too?

-Zim- Yeah sure whatever just deliver this stuff to this address and make sure you get it there at preciously eight o clock and trust me I'll know if you make a mistake. (he gives them a note as well)

-Lizzy- O.k. fine.

-Surly- Now Lizzy aren't you forgetting something?

-Lizzy- (she signs) Come again Sirs and have a Very Merry Christmas. (Zim and Will leave)

-Will- Well that was just weird. (he looks at his watch) Wow is that really the time we'd better hurry it's almost time for us to meet the girls. Man that took longer then I thought. Let's go. (they head for the foodcourt)

Well Fanfiction people that's all for now I knew it was a little shorter then the last one but I wanted to try something different by the way I do not own total drama island either wny way review and the next chapter will be up soon until then ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!