Clois Truth #6
(The drive to Smallville High was awkward to say the least for Lois. It was like her and Clark totally switched Personalities. He would glance at her in a seductive way and she would feel like her could see right through her literally (although he could but she did not know that and he just liked throwing her off her game) while she would look out the window to hide her blush. They finally start to talk as Clark pulls up in the parking lot.)
Clark: You know I can't remember a time when you have been so quiet EVER! I don't like it. (Smirking)
Lois; I don't care what you like Smallville I just need time to think on new way to annoy you. (Rolling eyes)
Clark: Wow, (smiling) Lois I didn't know I was on your mind so much, although I shouldn't be surprised seeing how you basically told the entire planet that you want to have sex with me.
Lois: WHAT! Did you not hear me today or is getting memory loss 3 to 4 times out of the year another illness along with you needing a hearing aid!(Angry)
Clark: Lois I 'm just teasing you so chill out. This is how we usually play with each other so why is today different. You have been distance all day since work. This might lead one to believe that you love me after all!
Lois: The only thing I love about you right now is the fact that once we get inside you will be away from me for the rest of the night!
(She unbuckles her belt to open the door but Clark is already there holding out his hand)
Lois: All ways the boy scout uh Smallville.
Clark: Only for you Lois do I go the extra mile. (Smirking)
Lois: Of course you do otherwise I would have to kick your ass!
Clark: (annoyed and helping her out the car) can't you just say thank you? Would it be that bad for you to actually praise me once in awhile?
Lois: (Smiling and feeling in control again) then I would be just like the other Clark Kent worshipers in this town.
Clark: HA HA! You think you're so funny Lane but one of these days I will best you and be on top.
Lois: I will always be on top of you Smallvile there is no other place I ever want to be! I love the sensations I get from it. (Realizing what she said) Ok that did not come out right.
Clark: I think it came out perfect because now I know your favorite position (Smiling)
Lois :( blushing, angry and secretly turned on by confident Clark) let's just get inside.
As they walk inside the first person Lois sees is Jimmy and as he spots her with the look on his face he knows all hell is about to break lose for him and his girl)
Jimmy; Chloe, Lois has made it and looks like she has figured out our plan.
Chloe: Jimmy go and hide both of us don't have to be killed by my murderous cousin!
Jimmy: NO bright eyes, she will be my blood too now and I love you too much to sacrifice you to her. If we go down we go together because that is what you do in a marriage!
Chloe; Till death do us part.
Jimmy: and here comes our killer now!
Lois: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TWO THINKING SETTING ME UP WITH SMALLVILLE! WE ALMOST KILLED EACH OTHER ON THE WAY HERE!
Chloe: Lois clam down it was just that I thought we need alone time after our little quarrel and…
LOIS: and Bullshit, you have jumped on the Jimmy pushing me and Clark together bandwagon. You are my cousin you traitor! What is it with everybody and wanting me to jump Clark.
Oliver: (Behind Lois) UH because you do? I saw it even when we were together after the party with the Green Arrow {Lois Glares at him for the green part}I mean I know I was your boyfriend at the time but I felt that if I was not in the room you two would have went for a roll in the hay! Not very good sleeping that night for me! (Smiling)
Lois: I hate you so much words can't describe it!
Oliver; Denial is your best friend Lois it was with me and now with Clark. If you want to keep us off our game you should come up with a new strategy.
(Lois punches Oliver and Jimmy and walks off to the bar as she sees Clark coming her way!)
Clark: Can you guys make it any more oblivious that you are trying to fix us up!
Oliver; well Boy scout, strength is in numbers and with all of us working together we can break little Ms. Independent. I swear that Kelly Clarkson wrote that song just for Lois.
Chloe: well even though she is on to us the point is that Lois is extremely annoyed which means we are breaking her so we will finish what we have started!
Clark: Meaning its time for me to rock the dance floor with Lois.
Chloe: (smiling) Yep Mr. Smooth moves and it would help if you didn't but your size 12 feet on her size six shoes!
Clark: Is it just me or has your Lane side shined through. (Smirking)
Jimmy: I know she seems so….
Chloe: Finish that sentence jimmy and you will get no "Fun time tonight.
Oliver: Ouch camera boy!
(Everyone laughs)
Chloe: Clark just go already! (Annoyed)
(Clark walks away)
Oliver: I can't believe that he actually listened to our plan.
Jimmy; I'm glad he did because they were getting on my nerves!
Oliver; Well nothing can go wrong tonight right Chloe. Chloe!
(But Chloe does not answer as she sees Tess and Lana walk through the door and she points as both men turn around)
Oliver: Mercy! (Annoyed thinking about when he slept with her)
Jimmy: Lana! (In a scared voice)
Chloe: why do I get the feeling at the end of the night tables and glass will be broken, dresses will be ruined, Clark will be caring Lana off to Smallville Medical Center while Oliver is bailing Lois out of Jail. (She says as the two women walk her way)