The Christmas Eve Shopping Spree Chapter 4: The Christmas Eve Incountor, an invader zim fanfic

Last chapter yeah I don't own invader Zim or the song in here it is called Christmas Shopping I just tweaked it a little. Enjoy.

Setting 1 The Food Court

Paige and Amethyst are waiting for Will and Zim and then they arrive at the food court.

-Will- Hey girls did you guys have fun?

-Paige- Yeah.

-Amethyst- Mostly. Hey have you guys noticed that the weirdest filthy humans work here?

-Zim- Oh yeah all of these filthy humans seem to be even stupider then regular humans. We had to deal with these weird clone humans, this one love sick human boy, a weirdly dressed human boy, and those creepy filthy stinky creatures that we had to deal with before the afoul pool trip Amethyst.

-Amethyst- Oh yeah I remember them well that's nothing compared to what we had to deal with. We had to deal with this rude filthy rich kid, a stupid human that would not quit falling asleep, a scaredy cat human and worst of all there was even this really weird filthy human that spoke another language.

-Will- Wow it sounds like you two had a rougher time then we did by the way Paige where's mom?

-Paige- Oh she had to take Allee to the playground. Speaking of which here she comes right now.

-Miss Hethcoat- (she walked up to them pushing Allee in the stroller) Hello sweet hearts. Sorry it took us so long but Allee just had to slide down that slide another time. Didn't you sweetie?

-Allee- Slide

-Miss Hethcoat- Any way Will where is your father?

-Will- Oh he had some stuff he had to do in the lab mom he said that he would see us at the house later.

-Miss Hethcoat- Oh your father and his experiment. Well in that case what food do you guys want... (her phone rings) Hold on. (she answers her phone) Hello?

-Miss Jessie- Oh thank goodness I caught you Miss Hethcoat. I need your help I typed in the wrong thing and now my account is all messed up I need your help. Please it will only take a couple of minutes. PLEASE I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE!

-Miss Hethcoat- Calm down Miss Jessie you live close to the mall so I'll be over there as soon as I can. Just remain clam. (She hangs up the phone) Sorry kids but I have to go help a client I'll be back in 15 minutes or so Will take good care of your sisters (she pushes Allee to Paige and Will) and here is some money for some food sweeties. (She gives Will some money) Bye! (she leaves)

-Will- Wait mom (it's too late she is gone too) Oh darn it. Well it looks like mom gave us 30 dollars for food which mean we each get...

-Paige- 6 dollar.

-Will- Right sis do you guys want any thing?

-Amethyst and Zim- No we're not hungry.

-Will- Alright come on Paige lets get some ice cream.

-Paige- Sure thing bro. We'll be right back you guys. (she pushes Allee after Will and they leave)

Mean while another character we all know was at the mall doing some last minute Christmas shopping too.

-Dib- (he had no presents in his hands obviously he had used the delivery system too) O.k. Dib lets go over our Christmas list again we got Dad a new stain proof lab coat to help out with his experiments with Professor Heathcoat and I got Gaz a bran new Bitty the Vampire to make up for the whole teleporter experiment that happen all those many years ago. I can't believe it took them this long to get more in stock. I got Paige and Will a book one aliens may be after the read it they'll believe me. I even got Keef and Gretchen some thing. Why I got them something I'll never know it just feels like I owe them something. Oh if only I could remember what happened on Friday I just know that Zim and Amethyst are behind my bad memory. And they're going to…

-Random Girl- Hey kid would you like two free gift cards to any store in the mall? (she takes out the gift cards that are already wrapped)

-Dib- What? Ah sure. (he is about to take them then he stops) Wait what's the catch?

-Random Girl- There's now catch you just have to promise to give them to some one for Christmas and sign my petition. (she held out a pamphlet)

-Dib- You know that is considered a catch.

-Random Girl- Just sign it already Kid. (she gives him the pamphlet along with a pen and the gifts)

-Dib- I don't know about this... (then Dib hears a familiar laugh) Wait I know that laugh it can't be?

-Random Girl- Hey kid are you going to sign my petition or what.

-Dib- What? Oh right (he signs it) Here. (he gives it to her and putts the gifts in his pocket) Now if you'll excuse me I have to go stop the alien minuses. (he leaves)

-Random Girl- Whatever.

-Dib- (he runs up to the food court and finds Amethyst and Zim laughing about something he walks up to them) Zim, Amethyst what are you two doing here?

-Zim- What does it look like we're doing here earth stink we're Christmas shopping like any other normal filthy earth child. What are you doing here big headed humanoid?

-Dib- I'm Christmas shopping too and hey don't change the subject there is no way you two are Christmas shopping. First of all you two are evil alien monsters that don't even celebrate Christmas. And second of all MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!

-Will- (he and Paige walk up to them he and Paige both have ice cream in their hands. Paige is holding Allee's and licking her own while Will pushes Allee) Hey Dib.

-Dib- Oh hey Will. WILL? What are you and your sisters doing here?

-Will- We're Christmas shopping with Zim and Amethyst.

-Dib- What Will no don't tell me you're buying Zim and Amethyst cruddy little disguises like your delusional silly little sister.

-Paige- Hey.

-Dib- Well you are I mean come on both of you just look at Zim and Amethyst they have no ears and green skin for crying out load. I mean am I the only smart human around here that can tell. COME ON!

-Zim- For the last time Dib Stink me and my little sister are human not alien and you are any thing but smart filthy slug.

-Dib- Oh yeah well you're...

-Allee- WAHH!

-Zim- (he and all the other characters put their hands where their ears are our where they should be as Allee continues to cry) What is that hideous racket?

-Will- It's my little sister she hates fighting maybe you three should be nice to each other.

-Amethyst and Zim- No we'll never be nice to that thing.

-Dib- And I'll never be nice to those two space freaks because the second I let my guard down the earth will be DOOM!

-Paige- Come on you guys if you won't be nice to each other then at least be nice for tomorrow after all it is Christmas.

-Will- Yeah come on you guys make up I hate too see my little sister cry.

-Dib- Fine Will I promos I won't do anything to these two tomorrow if they promos not to do any thing to the Earth tomorrow as well, but there's now way that they'll agree to that because they're evil alien monster and that's just what they do.

-Amethyst and Zim- For the last time Dib stink we're not aliens and we agree to your terms.

-Allee- (she stops crying after crying very loudly that whole time and she clapped a little) Yeah peace.

-Dib- (he and the others removed their hands from their heads) Finally. Wait you guys really aren't going to do anything tomorrow?

-Zim- Well yeah it's not like could earth stink. We still have to wait two stinking earth days for the last part of my newest most ingenious machine to arrive but you'll never know.

-Dib- You just told me.

-Zim- YOU'RE LYING!

-Will- Well isn't that nice it's good to see you three getting alone.

-Dib- I guess so but...

-Gaz- (she walks up to them) Dib there you are come on lets go home I getting bored. (she grabs Dib's hand)

-Dib- Wait Gaz. I'm watching you two and if you try any thing tomorrow or the next day I'll be their to stop you.

-Zim- We'll see about that Earth scum. Come on Amethyst lets go home.

-Amethyst- Alright bro.

-Paige- But wait you guys don't you want our mom to drive you home. I mean I'm sure she'll be back for us any minute.

-Amethyst- No thanks Paige that's o.k. but we would rather walk home it's good excursive.

-Paige- O.k. We'll see you guys tomorrow I guess. Come on Will.

-Will- Sure sis. (they leave)

-Zim- Come on Amethyst let's go home I told you this shopping thing was a waste of time. (They are almost at the exit door when all of a sudden this man walks up to them)

-Random Man- Congratulations you two you have a chance to win our grand prize all you have to do is just sing a Christmas Carol.

-Zim-"Bah, humbug!"

-Amethyst- Now bro, that's too strong
'Cause it is my favorite holiday

-Zim- But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy To add to my already mad rush
Just 'cause it's 'tis the season.
The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from Last year, ski shop,
Encounter, most interesting.

-Amethyst- But wait I had his number but never the time
Most of '81 passed along those lines. So deck those halls, trim those trees
Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,

-Zim- I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas by myself this year.

-Amethyst- Calendar picture, frozen landscape,
Chilled this room for twenty-four days,
Evergreens, sparkling snow

-Zim- Get this winter over with! Flashback to springtime, want to see her again,
Would've been good just to go for lunch,
Couldn't agree when we were both free,
We tried, we said we'd keep in touch. Didn't, of course,
Off to her planet to her ship could I join her?
No, this time it was me,
Sadness in the third degree.

-Amethyst- Now the calendar's just one page
And, of course, I am excited

-Zim- Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind
Not to do too much about it.