9th of December
snowman
You make a snowball. Then, you roll and roll and roll... You know the drill. What do you do next? You push the ball around so long that you really don't get it moving. It might be in the middle of the driveway, but don't give a rat's ass.
Next? You make another one. The rolling drills again. This time, don't let it come too big. You need to lift it. Yeah, lift it. Unless you make a Buddha… Whatever. Ok, lift it now? Don't drop it…
Wohoo! You got it. Aaaaand now? You make the third ball. Roll etc. Now, make it pretty small. Roll it around few times more. And another few. Yeap. Now you lift it. Oh, it's taller thatn you now. It's okay. You just reach… exactly.
Final parts. Got the carrot? Good, now stick it in the middle of the smallest ball. Good. The coles… Dude, your coat is white for… Nevermind. Now, use them to be buttons. Sweet. And now, the eyes. And the coal smile. Got the pipe? And the top hat? Love that.
Ta'duh! Ya got a snowman!
"Bryan! Your smirk is scaring the kids! What are you thinking?!"