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without further ado
Chapter 2
Naruto and Mika where ... content you could say. They weren't particularly happy but life was better than it had been in a while for them. They had a nice apartment, where tied for top in their class, they only had to deal with 2 mobs a week, several dozen attempts on their lives, and the council.
You see the villagers, in their infinite, stupidity thought the two to be monsters and tried to kill them regularly, though it didn't bother the siblings for they could dispatch them quickly and it was still better than their old lives. The truth of their condition was not known to anyone who was not in the hokage's office on the day of their arrival. Well the council knew but they kept quite because Mika had paid a visit to one of their meetings and told them what she would do if word leaked out of that room, needless to say they promptly shut the hell up. The students and kids however just thought they were weird depressed mutated freaks and Mika and Naruto were happy with that.
Today was the graduation test for naruto's and Mika's class lets watch shall we?
The academy
"Okay students its time for the graduation exam helping me today is Mizuki-sensei!" Iruka announced to the whole class as cheers came from almost everyone. The only people who didn't cheer where Shino, Sasuke because he was too busy trying to burn holes in the back of his rivals' head using only his eyes, shy Hinata and of couse the ice prince and princess themselves Naruto and Mika Uzumaki.
Mika flicked a note at her brother's head. Naruto growled in annoyance and read the note "oh whoopdee fricking doo. A test that will be so easy we will fall asleep doing it, not finish half of it, and still pass with flying colors." Naruto quickly wrote down his own note a passed it to his sister "wanna leave some clones here and skip class not like we need to stay?"
Mika sighed and shook her head passing back a note to her brother "idiot the test is written then target then cloning you know as well as I do clones can't make clones."
Naruto shook his head she was right so he just went back to listening to Iruka.
"Okay the test will start with completing the given tests and the target shooting and finally making a bunshin of any kind in case you know any others. Questions? NO? Okay then. BEGIN!"
All the students looked down at their papers and got to work. About oh I say 30 seconds later I don't have a stopwatch Naruto and mika put their pencils down. Mika promptly took out a book called "101 ways to dismember, debowl, and cause insanity in less than 10 seconds." Naruto being the lazy fox boy he is fell asleep like the Nara next to him who had just finished.
About 30 minutes later everyone finished once again I have no timer. Iruka led the kids out to the training field and gave them each 10 kunai and 10 shuriken. "Okay now for your aim test you are going to "kill" the training dummy over there as efficently as possible with these kunai or shuriken. First up is Abrume Shino.
Skip to Mika's turn
Mika coolly took the weapons from her sensei of one year and spread them all out like a fan in-between her fingers. She looked towards the target and elegantly threw those weapons from her hand. A few seconds later loud clunks where heard as the kunai and shuriken hit the back fence.
Suckura in all her smartfulness did one of the stupidest and most annoying things she could do... she opened her mouth and spoke "HAHA YOU FAIL THE DUMIE DIDNT EVEN GET HIT YOU LOSER FREAK!!"
Mika in all her sadist ways looked towards sakura with a glare to freeze the sun and spoke herself "You do know your and idiot right?" Sakura once again in a moment of clarity (AN: yeah right) was about to retort when the dummy fell to pieces. The weapons had cut clean threw.
Iruka smiled "well done Mika just what I expect from one of my top two students! Okay Naruto your up" Iruka during his congratulations of mika swore he could hear growling in the back ground and growling matching the other growling. Yep I'm losing it aren't I?
Naruto passed the pissed uchiha and his sister and took out his kunai and shuriken. "As they say in France off with his head." Naruto threw the weapons and they went straight for the head of the second dummy, cutting it clean off.
Mizuki congratulated Naruto this time "well done Naruto! I think we know who the rookie and the kounochi of the year are e Mika!"
Naruto and Mika in all there awesomeness (AN: yes I'm being serious) simply shook their heads yes then went inside for the final part of the exam.
"Now for the final part of the exam you will be making bunshin! When we call your name please goes to room 287 and we'll pass or fail you there! Shino!"
Once again skip to Mika's turn (AN: M comes before N last time I checked)
Sitting in the room where the Hokage himself Iruka Mizuki and a table filled with head bands. "Ok Mika you can go now!"
"Alight" mika replied to the old withered hokage. She began a strange series of hand signs and after a few seconds stopped landing on a sign no one in the room recognized, she whispered under her breath inaudible to all and in a small poof of silver mist 5 clones stood around her. Leaving the adults stunned and confused as to what type of clones these were.
Iruka was the first to recover and he smiled warmly "GREAT JOB MIKA YOU PASSED WITH STRAIGHT 100's YOU ARE KNOW A GENIN OF KONOHA!!" he exclaimed happily and handed her a head band with black cloth that she tied around her neck. "Could you ask your brother to come in please?"
Mika headed out the door saying a curt sure as her clones dissolved into silver something and sunk into the ground. She went into the next door class room and hit her brother awake with the butt of one of her katanas and told him it was his turn, and Naruto grumpily went next door rubbing the back of his head.
"Hello Naruto would you please make a bunshin?" Mizuki asked politely
Naruto nodded and he too made some odd hand signs ended and whispered something only instead of mist there was a small explosion of fire and 6 clones all stood around Naruto, once again the older men were confused but went with it gave him a black hiate watched as the clones disappeared in fire and walked back to the classroom with Naruto.
"Congratulations to all who passed! To those who didn't maybe next year. Everyone who passed please come here 7:30 am to find out what team your on and meet your sensei's you may all go now!" Sarutobi blathered and Naruto and Mika suddenly had a sinking feeling that fate was gunna pull a cruel cruel trick on the two.
End chapter two
Well waddaya think!? Is it good huh huh huh?? I have some surprises in store my lovley readers so stay tuned for chapter 3!! i gave up on naming them.
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