Mika: oh woo another chapter...
Me: you do know this is the chappy where you and naruto get your teams right?
Naruto: so where gunna be on a 3 man team with some hu-
Me; naruto....
Naruto: fine weaklings does that work
me: yes thats better you know we cant give anything like that away .. yet and no you wont haha!
Mika: what?
Me: DISCLAIMER NOW
Mika: .. ok... Angel here our resident phyco doesnt own naruto though unfortunatly she owns me...
Me: Damn Straight
Human speak
Human think
Demon speak
Demon think
Chapter 3
Mika was walking down the street with her brother... something bad was going to happen to someone today and she would be the cause... she just knew it. Today wouldn't be fun....
"Naruto-niisan do you hve the same feeling i do?" Mika asked calmly.
Naruto said "yeah i do. Today will not be fun."
Naruto and mika looked at each other and some unidentified emotion flashed quickly in their eyes. they walked up to the acadamy and as they reached their classroom and took their seats they knew ... someone was screwed.
"ah Naruto Mika glad to see you to aren't late today i was getting worried" said Iruka as they sat down. "okay class its time to get your teams! Teams 1 6 are (not important) team 7 will be announced last due to some complications... team 8 will be Inuzuka Kiba Abrume Shino and Tsume Unari!"
Kiba grinned he has had a crush on Tsume for a while now and this was his chance to win her over, Akamaru yipped in approval. Tsume on the other hand blushed and smiled happily she liked the Inuzuka too, her dog Aoikongou went over and sniffed kiba and akamaru then sat down by her master and growled her approval. And it was a good pair too. Both of their clans where renouned for their dog human teams, the Unaris just werent as famous for they worked more quietly and weren't run in be loud and kill everyone like the Inuzukas. Then Shino was just Shino.
Iruka began again, "Okay your jonin sensei will be Yuhi Kurenai! Please wait in room 123 after you're dismissed. Team 9 is still in circulation. Team 10 will be Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, and Ino Yakamana!" groans were heard from the front row as Ino Bashed her head on the desk. Choji continued to eat his chips as he woke up said Shikamaru and told him about their team.
"Troublesome... ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ"
"alright please go to room 903 when your dismissed! Then lastly team 7 do to some complications will be a joint team of team 7a and team 7b who will train separately under different sensei's some days of the week and other times will train as a complete team 7 and o all team activities together.!" a loud "what!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" was heard from many students and sasuke paled.... team 7 was a joint team... that meant 6 genin.... there where only six passing students who hadn't been called.... him ... the hyuuga... the banshee... that idiot kid... and them..... oh shit....
today would not be fun he thought to himself....
naruto was beyond pissed though you couldn't tell by looking at him.... the hokage was responsible for this.. he kept telling them to socialise with the kids and make lots of new friends... now he was forcing it.... great time to add hokage tower to my "to burn list" ...his sister mika was thinking along the lines of ..... do not kill hokage.... do not kill hokage...... right now.... later..... the hokage in his tower suddnely had a sinking feeling....
The devil aka satin was sitting in hell when he suddenly felt colder "please tell me someone s messing with the thermostat.. please..."
a small little toad thing shakily nodded his head no "n-no sir i-i-its t-them s-someone o-on the surface w-world pissed them o-off alot...
Satan shivered "Were gunna need more space down here aren't we?"
did it get colder in here?? Iruka thought he cleared his throat dismissing it for draft and continued "Team 7 will be Sasuke Uchiha, Hinata Hyuuga, Sakura Haruno-" "TAKE THAT INOPIG IT MUST BE FATE SAYING THAT ME AND SASUKE ARE MEANT TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "miss sakura please shut up. As I was saying the rest of team 7 will be kenji Shouten,
(AN: yes i added him and dont go all "well he was random how come we didnt see him before???" well you havent seen hinata kiba coji or shikamaru either have you? i didnt mention alot of students actually and during the tests i only showed naruto and mika! And i wanted Hinata on team 7 but i wanted to keep kiba away so there would be no chance of kibahina BLEGH but i didn't want like 796798769876857654721631231232145736 oc's so i made a joint team 7 since sakura and sasuke need to be with Naruto and Mika as well and i also couldnt separate those to so TAADAA kenji is born!)
and finally the rookies of the year NARUTO AND MIKA UZUMAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" boos and cheers alike where heard threw out the class room.
Sasukes legion of fangirls where upset their precious sasuke-kun hadnt got the title and those two freaks had tied for it!!!
The boys (well most) where happy someone HAD knocked the Uchiha off his pedestal.
Then their were the others who kept quite these included Sasuke who was secretly fuming, Naruto and Mika who were piloting the death of an old man, hinata who was just kinda well ok i guess, shino duhhhhhhh, shikamaru asleep, and lastly kenji he had black hair that fell to his mid neck and wasn't spikey or anything crazy (AN: coughnarutomikachickenassuchihacough) Probably the wierdest thing about him were his Gloden eyes that reminded who of some sort of animal a dog?? No.. something else... He Wore black shinobi sandals and black long pants with lots of pockets, a kunai holster on his leg, A gold red shirt underneath a black coat that had long sleaves and went to his knees. He Wore his headband on his head. other than that he was a prankster and loved to just cuase mischeif. He was an orphan who appereard on Konoha's doorstop when he was about 2. Two years after the terible kyuubi attack. "Okay please wait in room 272. YOUR ALL DISSMISSED GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Iruka shouted happilly as most of the students cheered and rushed out of the room.
Room 272
Sasuke was sitting at a desk while Suckura his ever faithful banshee was fawning over him. It seemed the only normal kids in the room where Kenji and Hinata who where quietly disscussing where their sensi's and where their two other teammates where. A girlish scream was heard in the direction of the hokge tower and Naruto and Mika appeared in the room. Sasuke nearly shit himself and Kenji burst out luaghing which made Sasuke shit himself in rage. Which made Kenji luagh harder. Even Hinata giggled as Naruto sat next to her which made her blush slightly though she wasnt sure why.
5 hours later.
hinata was ... upset slightly. Her senseis werent here and everyone was getting angry. the who- Sakura was ranting, Sasuke was fuming, Kenji was also ranting, naruto was staring at the door, and Mika was throwing kunais at the ceiling. Naruto Got up suddenly scaring poor Hinata and went to the chalkboard. He grabbed and eraser and flipped it over inspecting it in his hand a few times, before he grabbed the back of the teachers whelly chair and moved it to the door. He stepped up on the chair and wedged the eraser into the space between the slightly open dor and the top of the door frame in a way that the earaser would drop on the head of the next person who opened and walked threw the door.
Sasuke scoffed "you really think two jounins are going to fall for that? Even it over here has come up with better pranks... dobe."
(AN: the imfamous dobe nickname oooohhhh Sasukes screwed!!! XD)
Naruto walked over to his seat after putting away the chair and simply looked at Sasuke coldly. Sasuke getting the meaning of the stair smartly shut the hell up.
Footsteps where FINALLY heard in the hall and someone began opening the door. A white haired jounin with a purple hired one begen stepping in the door when the eraser fell on his head cuasing chalkdust to get all over his face.
"My first impression of you kids.. I hate you all."
"Great job dobe." Sasuke seethed
The Jounin reached up to his head and grabbed the eraser. As he began to take it off is head there was a shing sound as the kunais Mika had lodged in the ceiling came out and swung towards the jounin, probably kakashi. he ducked in the nick of time along with the other jounin probably Anko. But surprisingly the kunais follwed kakashi. he ducked again and threw the eraser the he still had in his hand out the window as quickly as he could, cuasing fuma shuriken to shoot down from the ceiling in a puff of smoke straight at kakashi which he once again ducke just barely.
Kakashi stood up shaken visably. how the frick did genin pull of a trap like that!!!!
Anko who had retreated to the sidelines with the students was luaghing histarically! "OK who ever the little genuis are who pulled of THAT stunt on kakashi are soooooooo on my half of team 7!!!!" Anko anouced olding her sides.
kakashi regained his composer "Alright who did it?" he demanded.
Naruto and Mika stood up. "we did." said naruto. "and if your late again." mika started "we wont be playing next time" they said in unison scaring Kakashi at their coolness at the whole incident they where... playing???
Anko grinned maniaclly "oh yeah thease to are sooo on my half of the team!" Anko was going to enjoy having a team with thease two.
Kenji, Hinata, Sakura, and SasUKEwere wide eyed in pure shock. Hinata recovered fisrt as relazation struck like lightning. "I get it. When Mika-san twirled the kunai in her hand before she threw them onto the ceiling she was really wraping wires around them that Naruto-san had the other end of and he wrapped the wires around the eraser! And all those wires where conected to a fuma shuriken you hid with a jutsu when you stepped on top of the chair! So that when Jounin-sensei took the eraser off his head the kunai would be pulled out of the ceiling and travle across the wire right towards him and when he would get rid of the eraser the net work of wires that held up the fuma shuriken would be loosened enough for the shuriken to break free right where Jounin-sensei was standing!" Hinata explained.
"SHES ON MY HALF TO!!!!" anko yelled!!
Kakashi sweat dropped at Anko's antics. "alright all of you meet us on the roof."
anko and Kakashi then poofed away to nevernever land! .... er i mean the roof ^____^''''
mika: ur insane
Me: HEY BAK TO ZE STORY!!!!! (french accent)
mika: right...
Anyway Naruto disapered in a burst of fire and Mika disapered in some strange glowing silver mist. The rest just walked up the stairs.
Kakashi made his famous eye smile when they all arived "well good everyone is here! Now since where going to be a team we need to know a little bit about eachother! Just tell us your name likes dislikes hopes dreams and goals for the future!!" Kakashi annouced happily!
Sakura waved her arm madly in the air and screamed "SENSEI SENSEI WHY DONT YOU GO FIRST!!!!!!!!!"
Anko smiled and whispered to kakashi "well shes a keeper and soooooo on your half of the team"
Kakashi sweatdropped and began "I'm Kakashi Hitake. I have no intention of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream... I have few hobbies."
Everyone besides the 2 obivious sweatdropped and face fualted. all they found out was his name.
Anko "well umlike the stick in the mud My name is Anko Mitarashi! I like intreogation, torture, al that is cruel and sadistic, people who are cruel and sadistic, snakes, animals, and dango! My dislikes are people who think they are better than others becuase of their name or standing in thesocial order and i hate well HIM... My hobbies are interogation, torture, doing cruel things, bugging kakashi, and eating Dango!! My dream is to whip my half of team 7 into shape, drive Kakashi insane and kill HIM." Anko smiled broadly when she was done.
Peoples thoughts went like this:
Sasuke: im on kakashi's half
Sakura: EWWW CRAZY SNAKE LADY
Kenji: damn i wanna be on her half!!!!
Hinata: well im dead...
Naruto: hmmmmm...
Mika: I might like her and if i dont i can always kill her...
Kakashi: why do i have the strange feeling of impending doom... oh yeah Anko's involed im screwed.
kakashi cleared his throat bringing everyone out of their reveris "ok pinky your up first (AN: i will skip this becuase her and sasuke are the exact same as the manga and show ... and i hate them... yaaaaaaaa...)
Kakahi twitched
"kid in black your turn..."
"OK!!! My name is Kenji Shouten I like training and pranking people! I dislike people who think their better than others for the same reasons as Anko-Sensei already said, and fangirls..... My hobbies are pranking and training and my dream is to be a hero and find my family!"
Kakasi smiled their was hope for this team yet. "okay purple head your turn"
"Umm.. My Name is Hinata Hyuuga. My likes are dango training and practicing my first aid skills. My dislikes are people who judge others before they get to know them, people wo look down on others becuase they are different and seem weak and people who think they are better than others.... My hobbies are training, first aid, drawing, and pressing flowers... ummm My dream is to be the Head of my clan and help to get rid of the caged bird seal!!" Hinata finished strongly dispite her quiet nature, determination in her voice.
"okay next we have Ookami and also please tell us wat the frick you are."
"My name is Mika Uzumaki. My likes are my brother, dango, and others. my dislikes are too many to count. my hobbies are sadistic and if you find out what they are you wont be alive to tell anyone what they are (insert cold stare at everyone here) My dream is none of your business. As for what i am. You see my grandpa was cursed by a demon to look like one himself. The curse has been passed down threw the following generations a tail being added each time. Hence mine and my brother's 3 tails. The animals we are are designated randomly by the curse. The idea of the demons was that no demon village would take us in for they would see threw the disguise and kill us, or that any human would think we WERE demons and kill us. in essence whipping out our clan without doing any work. Me and my brother are the only two left and your village was kind enough to let us in and listen to our story before trying to kill us."
kakashi nodded. "i see. Okay fox boy your up."
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. My likes are my sister, ramen, and someother things. What i dislike is non of your business. My hobbies are lighting things on fire, preferably people who piss me off. My dream is my secret and mine alone." Naruto stated simply.
Anko smiled she was going to like this team of hers. "Alright then My team meet me at traing ground nine at 7:30 in the morning!"
Kakashi sighed " and my half meet me at training ground seven at 8:00 am."