Anime Jeopardy

Here's the sixth game. Oh, and you know I only own Charles Tolle. Don't worry. I think the humor picks up at the seventh game.

Episode 6/ Part I

Charles- What the hell is this? There is no way the ratings were high enough for us to even make the top twenty. Number 1? Get the fuck out! Fine! I'll do it, but I sure as hell won't like it! Welcome to another happy game of Anime Jeopardy please kill me with your host Charles Tolle. That's me, the sad, miserable, broken man who used to host the ever-popular, ever-successful Anime Celebrity Deathmatch here on the YouTube Channel. I know I'll most likely anger the producers by saying this, but I sincerely recommend you check the other videos that are being posted in this time block. For instance, there is an interview with the Arctic Monkeys that is also being filmed as we speak that I'd rather be watching right now, but alas, being the host to this goddamn show, I…

Yususke- Dammit, man, wrap that crap the hell up.

Charles- Fine. Today's contestants are Roronoa Zolo, Son Goku, and Yusuke Urameshi. The nooses are around your necks because you'll be hanged if you lose. Go screw yourselves on these categories: GHOST FILES, MONTHS STARTING WITH "JANU", POTENT POTABLES, THE REAL SLIM SHADY, DRAGONBALLS, and THE LETTER AFTER J AND BEFORE L. Zolo, start it.

Zolo- Uh, how about The Real Slim Shady for 200.

Charles- The real Slim Shady is Eminem. The real Eminem is… Yusuke.

Yusuke- Who are Red and Yellow? ()

Zolo- Wow, you're an idiot!

Charles- Yes, he is. Do you know?

Zolo- Yes, who is Marshall Mathers?

Charles- Yes, that's him.

Zolo- Slim Shady for 800.

Charles- Interesting choice. Eminem's Mars. Yusuke?

Yusuke- Who is Timbaland? ()

Charles- Uhh, (lip shake) no. Goku.

Goku- Who is Dre?

Charles- Yeah.

Yusuke- Dr. Dre worked with Eminem?

Zolo- Yeah, Yusuke, he did.

Yusuke- Why would someone great like Dre work with Eminem. He sucks balls.

Charles- So do you. It's your board, Goku.

Goku- Dragonballs for 1 000.

Charles- He is the Usopp of Dragonball. Goku.

Goku- Usopp is from One Piece. ()

Charles- I know that. And that's not the right answer. Yusuke.

Yusuke- Who is Yajirobe?

Charles- It's your board shit. Please choose.

Yusuke (playing with his buzzer)- Nice sound this gadget has.

Charles- Stop playing with the buzzer and play the game.

Yusuke- Hey, Charles, cool it. You only live once. Yeah right!

Charles- Zolo, is there a problem.

Zolo- Yeah, I gotta drain the ocean.

Charles- Now?

Goku- Yeah, I think we all need a break. I think I'm starting to pee now.

Zolo- You are.

Goku- Crap.

Charles- Crap indeed. Cut to commercial. And while we're there, do the world a favor and never return.

Episode 6/ Part II

Charles- Welcome back to Anime Jeopardy. For those of you who saw what happened before the break, I assure you that contestants will from now on be given jars. That said, let's meet Zolo. How'd you learn santoryu?

Zolo- A lot of ball-busting practice.

Charles- Ever seen a naked man?

Zolo- Yes, I bathe regularly. Alone, like everyone else.

Charles- Good answer. Goku, you train your ass off all the time.

Goku- Yes, I do.

Charles- What do you do on your days off?

Goku- I usually watch porn.

Charles- I wish I could do that right now. That said, let's see if we can finish the first-

Yusuke- Not so fast, Charles.

Charles- Damn you, Urameshi.

Yusuke- Thinkin' I wouldn't notice?

Charles- I actually was hoping you wouldn't care.

Yusuke- You're wrong both ways.

Charles- It appears that way. Have you ever seen a naked man?

Yusuke- He's not technically a man, but I did once have to shower with Hiei to save time.

Charles- Yeah, and I'm sure Kurama and Kuwabara would say the same thing. Okay, Yusuke, it's your board dammit, so select before I kill myself.

Yusuke- Months Starting with "Janu" for 1 000.

Charles- You idiots still haven't figured it out? Yusuke.

Yusuke- What is Januember? ()

Charles- No. Goku.

Goku- What is Januly? ()

Charles- No. January. (deep breath) Yusuke, pick something you might know.

Yusuke- Since you ask so nicely, Slim Shady for 500.

Charles- Name any Eminem song. Yusuke, I hope you know this.

Yusuke- What is "Mmmbop"? ()

Charles (after walking up to Yusuke's podium)- NO! (goes back to his own podium) Zolo.

Zolo- What is The Real Slim Shady?

Charles- Yes.

Yusuke- I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shadies are just imitating, so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? Cause-

Charles- You're not Shady, you are not brainy, you sound like Peter Brady, and you're irritating, so will Yusuke Urameshi shut the hell up!

Zolo- Good call. I'll take Letter for 100.

Charles- The letter between J and L is…Zolo.

Zolo- What is K?

Charles- Damn straight.

Zolo- Slim Shady for 100.

Charles- Name this Eminem song. plays Lose It Goku.

Goku- What is Lose It?

Charles- That's lost debt. Pick again.

Goku- Finish the category.

Charles- That's the Audio Daily Double. You can wager up to 1 000.

Goku- Then 1 000 it is.

Charles- Name this song. plays Lose Yourself

Goku- What is Lose Yourself?

Charles- Choose.

Goku- Dragonballs for 800.

Charles- Leader of the Ginyu Force. Yusuke.

Yusuke- Who is Raditz? ()

Goku- That's my bastard brother.

Charles- Yusuke, you've already rang in.

Yusuke- I know, but I need to empty my jar. And I can't stop for whatever reason.

Charles- How can one guy piss that much?

Yusuke- I had a nervous stomachache before the show, so I drank a shitload of ginger ale.

Charles- Arrrrrrrrgh! (runs into a wall and slams head on it) We'll be right back with Double Jeopardy.

Episode 6/ Part III

Charles- It's time for Double freakin' Jeopardy. For those of you watching this sorry shit, let me say a few things. Firstly, I'm sorry you're watching, and secondly, I apologize for what happened before the break, and I'd like to assure everyone that Yusuke has stopped peeing. Third of all, if you're masochistic enough to watch this, get a good hobby and seek some form of therapy. That said, let's review the scores. Roronoa Zolo is in first place with 800.

Zolo- This is a fun game.

Charles- That's because you're not hosting it. In second is Son Goku with -100.

Goku- I'm gonna catch you, Zolo.

Zolo- Not if I keep the lead.

Charles- I'm going to come out and say it: this show sucks dick and likes it. Speaking of dicks, Yusuke Urameshi is in third place with -2 300. Now let's get to-

Yusuke- Hold it, why'd'ja rush over me like that?

Charles- Suck it, Urameshi. Our new categories are: WILL THIS HURT IF YOU STICK IT IN YOUR EYE, IS IT FLAMMABLE, THE NUMBER 9, SQUARES, HOW MANY TOES DO YOU HAVE, and OPPOSITES. Okay, then, Yusuke, choose a category please shoot me.

Yusuke- Uh, um, wow, they all look so easy.

Charles- That's the point.

Yusuke- Okay, Number 9 for 200.

Charles- 7+2… Yusuke.

Yusuke- What is 47? ()

Goku- Bwahahahahahaha!

Charles- Do you know, Goku?

Goku- No. What is…uh…9?

Charles- You didn't know, and yet you were correct. Remember the answer in case you decide to come back to this category. Pick another one.

Goku- Is It Flammable for 400.

Charles- O2. Is it flammable? Zolo.

Zolo- Yes.

Charles- Yes, very.

Zolo- Flammable for 1 000.

Charles- Gasoline. Yusuke.

Yusuke- What is…uh…um…well…what is, uh…no? ()

Charles- That is very incorrect. And you disgust me. You know what, Final Jeopardy. Wager, then do nothing for the next thirty seconds. Everyone wagered? Good. ( ) Don't do anything at all. Zolo, stop squirming like that. Okay, you lose, and Goku is now laughing like crazy. Yusuke, that means it is now sadly up to you.

Yusuke- You know what? I've decided that I hate this game. Fuck it and you. (flips the bird at Charles)

Charles- Dear God, is there any intelligence left anywhere in the world? Yusuke, I'm not even looking at your wager. (pulls lever. Yusuke drops) Zolo, what happened?

Zolo- I had an itch. A man itch. I'm on live YouTube, so I didn't want to scratch it.

Charles- Goku?

Goku- I remembered a good joke I heard this morning. Want to hear it?

Charles- No. You two are now free to go. There'll be another game tomorrow if I'm not found with a gun in my hand and a bullet in my head.

No, I am not suicidal. Charles Tolle just hates part of his job. If you want it to pick up, read the seventh game.