Anime Jeopardy

Here's the tenth game. Oh, and you know I only own Charles Tolle. This one's funny, but I think I might have "messed up" in terms of a character's portrayal and a few words I may have used. I apologize in advance if that offends anybody.

Episode 10

Charles- Welcome back to Anime Jeopardy. Because of words exchanged during the break, I'd like to apologize to all transvestites and blind Chinese Jews. We're having one hell of a contest tonight. In third place with -17 000 is Sanji.

Sanji- Your game's a piece of crap, Charles.

Charles- Yes, I know. In first place is Nami, who has…

Sanji- She makes this game a lot less crappy.

Charles-…400.

Nami- Charles, I'm glad you've made this game so easy to win.

Charles- You answered half of your questions incorrectly. And finally, in second place with -5 800 is Orihime Inoue.

Orihime- Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, "Let me taste your ware." Heeheehee. "Ware."

Charles- Of these three, I think she's the most challenged. Oh, well, better luck to all of you in the second round. The categories are: PIRACY, COOKING, DAIRY PRODUCTS, NOISES, INUYASHA (don't ask me why it's there, I don't write the categories), and POTENT POTABLES. Nami, you're in the lead, but, no, Orihime's in third place and she's got more, so she'll pick first.

Sanji- Hey, you're right! She does have more! I'm in paradise. (blows smoke hearts)

Charles(holding a joint)- Sanji, I've told you a million times not to smoke in here.

Orihime- But you're smoking some pot right now.

Charles- Point taken. Want some?

Orihime- No, I'm not eighteen, so I can't legally smoke. I'll take Cooking for 200.

Charles- You usually use this when you want to make toast. Sanji.

Sanji- Love and lust. ()

Charles- I think I know what you're going to say for the rest of the game.

Nami- Sanji is so funny when he's like this.

Sanji- Anything for you, my sweet Nami.

Charles- If he's not careful, Chef Boyardee will blow up his "soup can". Orihime.

Orihime- Um, what is an oven? ()

Charles- That's overkill. The answer is a toaster. Okay, it's still Orihime's board.

Orihime- Okay, I'd like to replace Piracy with Zombies, and Cooking with Dragons, and Noises with Fairies.

Charles- What?

Orihime- If it's my board, I can change the categories I don't want.

Charles- I said that to mean that you get to pick the next category.

Orihime- Oh. Then you should have said that. I'll take Cherry Blossoms for a million.

Charles- I'm going to take that to mean you want Dairy Products for 400. The answer is: This dairy product comes from a cow's udder or your mother's breasts. Sanji.

Sanji- I love breasts. Chicken breasts are fun to cook. ()

Charles- That's irrelevant to the question.

Sanji- And I'm standing next to two perfect pairs of breasts. ()

Charles- That you are, but that's still not relevant. That means it has nothing to do with what I asked. Orihime.

Orihime- Uh, what is hydrochloric acid? ()

Charles- That's just weird.

Orihime- Sorry. What is hydrochloric base? ()

Charles- Okay, no idea what that means.

Nami- It's the opposite of hydrochloric acid, Charles. Don't you know anything about chemistry?

Charles- Yes, but the opposite of hydrochloric acid is dica cirolhcordyh.

Orihime- Miyca siu maae'stó?

Charles- I wasn't speaking a secret language.

Orihime- You can't fool me, Charles. That was Russian.

Charles- That was "hydrochloric acid" backwards. Okay, I think it'll be best if we move on. Sanji, pick a category.

Sanji- Always use protection.

Charles- Yes, but what category do you want?

Sanji- I'm going to do both of you lovely ladies.

Charles- I'm almost ready to punch you. Nami, it's your board.

Nami- Okay, give me Inuyasha for 1 000.

Charles- Okay. This half demon is the main character of Inuyasha. Orihime.

Orihime- Who is Kagome? ()

Charles- No.

Orihime- But she's the main character of the series.

Charles- She is an important character, but obviously not so important that the series was named after her. Sanji.

Sanji- Shippou. ()

Charles- No. But I'm glad you actually gave an answer.

Sanji- You know that Shippou's a demon.

Charles- But she's…

Sanji- He.

Charles-…he's all demon. Inuyasha is half demon, and he's the answer to the question. I'll give you something easy. Noises for 1 600. And that's the Daily Double. I'll wager for you. 1 600 because I want to teach you how to gamble wisely. The answer is: Make any noise. Sanji.

Sanji-…

Charles- Make any noise, Sanji.

Sanji-…

Charles- You can't fail here. () And you just failed. Well, I know the two of you are smarter than this. Right? I take that back. I'm not bothering anymore. Final Jeopardy time. The category is RAW VEGETABLES. The final answer is: Do you like raw vegetables? Thirty seconds, good luck. ( ) You don't need to write this much. Yes or no will do. Do you like raw vegetables? If you mess this up, you're an idiot. ( ) And let's see how you three idiots messed this up. We'll start with Sanji, who wrote "I'd like to put my carrot in your cabbages." That's awful.

Sanji- It's how you were made.

Charles- I know, but you, oh, forget it. Let's see your wager. Okay, that's you having sex with Nami and Orihime. I'll pretend I didn't see that. You finish with -20 600. Nami, you wrote "I had sex with my buzzer the entire second round."

Nami- And I did. See? (holds up a wet buzzer)

Charles- That is disgusting. I don't even want to see your wager.

Nami- It felt good.

Charles- I don't care.

Nami- No, that was my wager.

Charles- I told you, I don't care. You finish with 400. Orihime, your answer was "Inuyasha." Wow.

Orihime- That's what I said when I saw it. I said, "Wow, this show sucks."

Charles- And you wagered…5 000. You finish with -65 000. I have survived yet another week of this shit. Amazing. This was Anime Jeopardy, I'm Charles Tolle, and I want to kill myself.

How was it? Tell me honestly. Oh, and if FLames Rising or whoever the hell you are decides to offer his opinion (and I realize I'm making myself vulnerable to him by doing this), he can suck it! Shuck it long, and shuck it hard, Flamesh!